Adult Entertainment Expo Kicks Off Today in Vegas

It's that time of year again! Every January in that magical city of Las Vegas, juggalos and strippers, porn hounds and models from around the country converge at the Adult Entertainment Expo, a convention of all things dildo-, butt plug– and orifice-related. Last year, Asylum visited AEE to gain a little insight on the industry, and came back with a world of memories (and a mild case of...

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Naughty or Nice -- The Ladies of SantaCon Have Dating Advice

The holidays are supposed to be a joyous occasion, but, if you're single, they can be downright depressing. So when it comes to a little Christmastime dating advice, who better to ask than Santa? Asylum's Ryan Simmons visited this year's SantaCon in New York City to ask some of the Kris Kringle knockoffs how to go about snagging a nice lady in time to bring her home for the holidays. ...

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Behold the Greatest Christmas Gift Freak-Outs Ever

For children, Christmas is one of the most exciting times of the year. But prepare yourself, dear reader, for what you are about to see below. These particular children scream with maniacal excitement and victorious rage upon receiving their prized gifts, shaking the earth and frightening even the devil himself. Continue, if you dare ......

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Guys Get Lit Up in Hot-Pepper Tasting Gone Wrong

Thanksgiving isn't traditionally known for its spicy foods. However, from time to time people can go a little overboard when it comes to the festivities. (Looking at you, Drunk Uncle Mike.) That's why Asylum presents you with this mashup of hot-pepper tastings gone horribly wrong, as a reminder not to eat every last thing that ends up in front of you this Thursday....

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Who Should Get Kicked Out of 'Night of Too Many Stars'?

When Asylum was invited to Comedy Central's "Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education," we were pretty stoked about getting to meet all the hilarious comedians and celebrities slated to attend: Jim Gaffigan, Steve Carell, Lewis Black ... When we got there, though, we found that there really were too many stars. That's when we started asking a tough question: If you...

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Geek Hygiene Tips From Geek Icons

Geeks don't always have the best reputation for good hygiene. Take the stereotypical gamer, for instance -- covered in pimples and screaming for more Hot Pockets from your mom's basement. You may not be that bad, but it's always good to take a refresher course on how not to end up smelling like Bantha fodder. During Comic-Con 2010, we asked geek icons Debbie Lee Carrington, Rob Dyrdek, Irwin...

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How to Photograph Your Girlfriend in the Nude

Men don't ask for much when it comes to fun activities in the bedroom. (Threesomes might be a bit much, but we don't actually expect they're going to happen.) Nude photography, however, is a fun and easy way to spice things up. Also, the pics make for great keepsakes for when she eventually breaks your heart. Ahh, the memories ... Breaking that barrier -- going from clothed to not -- isn't...

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Have a Summer Vacation to Vegas That You Can Be Proud Of

The dog days of summer are ongoing, so it's time to start thinking about vacation. You could try all the classic destination spots -- Cancun, the Bahamas -- but money is tight these days, so perhaps it's best to stay domestic and head to Las Vegas. It may sound counterintuitive to take a budget trip to Sin City since debauchery can be expensive, so why not indulge in the other things America's...

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'Mortal Kombat: Rebirth' -- Reboot Movie in the Works?

If you were a gamer who grew up in the '90s, there's little doubt you were a fan of the "Mortal Kombat" games -- only to be rather disappointed by the two films the franchise would later produce. They were seriously awful, right? So it's no shock (though perhaps a pleasant surprise) that in today's era of gritty franchise reboots, we'd see the potential of the classic fighting game getting...

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What Do Guys Do That Ruins the Moment? Asylum Asks Porn Stars

Getting your game on with a lady can be a very delicate process. One wrong move and suddenly you find yourself alone on your couch watching reruns of "The Golden Girls" and eating cold pizza. This led us to search out some ground rules from a trusted group of experts: porn stars. Here's what Jesse Jane, Kayden Kross, Katsuni, Riley Steele, Asa Akira, Sophie Dee and Joanna Angel identified as...

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