Some people think toys are for children. But for our money, only a grown man can truly appreciate the exceptional craftsmanship and collectableness of an awesome toy. A kid would probably just play with the thing. Two such toy-loving souls are Devall and Pixel Dan, the hosts of "That New Toy Smell," our new favorite YouTube series and website that provide adult toy collectors with need-to-know ...

Going out to see a movie with your friends or that special someone? If you've ever wondered what to do afterward, Asylum may have a tip to help you make the most of your post-movie evening. First, we're giving one lucky prize winner his or her very own Apple iPad, because iPads have been proven to make your night moves stellar. Also, uploaded to the winner's iPad will be the new Movie Night Out ...

In today's hectic and modern times, Christian scripture seems to be lacking the religious punch it once had during, say, the Middle Ages. Luckily, Christianity has found a way to guide its errant flock back into God's good graces -- through the power of rap music. Because we all know that fresh beats and street slang are the only things that resonate with today's youth. However, what seemed ...

Still watching hot girls in bras jumping on trampolines? If you are, we got something that -- in comparison -- makes the former just about as exciting as waiting in line at the DMV. The British lingerie company Ultimo wanted to put its line of bras to the test and see how they stack up in terms of endurance and overall quality. Rather than staying confined in a stuffy laboratory, crunching ...

Call it a case of fanaticism (or lamentation) over Disney Afternoon being pulled off the airwaves. A group of pious individuals from Russia found its savior in the form of an animated mouse: Gadget Hackwrench from Disney's long-canceled series "Rescue Rangers." When asked why they find Gadget so endearing, one of her devotees had this to say: "Why I love her? It's stupid question, how I ...

With Sylvester Stallone's magnum opus "The Expendables" coming to theaters next week, audiences will once again be reunited with the Stallone we know and love best: a take-no-prisoners, gun-wielding, no-nonsense badass with arms the size of boa constrictors. But underneath his gritty exterior lies the soul of a jovial individual with an appreciation for wholesome and witty show tunes. ...

For "indoor kids," Saturday morning cartoons were a golden beacon of hope after a long week. Sadly, with more attention focused on cable or satellite programming and children opting for the garbage on the Disney Channel, Saturday morning cartoons are a thing of the past ... or are they? This fall, NBC Universal and ION Media Network will be re-airing classic episodes of "He-Man and the Masters ...

NERF ... the very name carries with it a myriad of childhood memories. Whether we were striking fear into our younger siblings or simply pissing off our next-door neighbor with a barrage of foam mayhem, NERF holds a special place in all our hearts. That's why we at Asylum and the fine folks at NERF are offering you the chance to relive those fond moments. One lucky winner will be drawn at ...

If you're one of the many lunatic fans running around FIFA's World Cup, a simple T-shirt bearing your country's flag across the chest just doesn't cut it. (You might as well show up wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase.) Instead, face paint, boas and other country-specific trinkets mix together into increasingly bizarre costumes in an apparent effort to blur the line between die-hard fan ...

The forces of nature (or possibly a vengeful God) have destroyed Big Butter Jesus, a tragedy befallen upon the good people of Monroe, Ohio, and lovers of holy dairy products everywhere. A smoldering fiberglass frame is all that remains of the grandiose monument otherwise known as Touchdown Jesus. Late last night, a bolt of lightning struck the iconic statue, setting it aflame as well as ...