Car Chase Driver Gives Aussie Cops the Slip
A man who led police on a high-speed chase before crashing the car he was driving managed to slip away from guards while receiving treatment for his injuries. Colin Bradley Little, 22, has been charged with more than 20 offenses, including aggravated armed robbery, after police said he hijacked cars during the pursuit around Perth, Western Australia. Which he did, there's footage. He was ...
The World's Strongest Granny, 76, Tears Books in Two, Twists Metal
Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. At 70 years old he's one of the toughest OAPs on the planet. Though not as tough as this girl. Introducing 76-year-old Sakinat Khanapiyeva from the village of Sultan-Yangiyurt in Dagestan, Russia. This pint-size old timer is the world's strongest granny, and she can tear through phone books, lift a 52-lb. dumbbell while standing on a carpet of nails, and break ...
Chuck Norris Turns 70 -- We Present a Norris Fact for Every Ass-Kicking Year
This man has been kicking people square in the head for 70 years ... to the day. That's right, Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris woke up this morning (actually Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits) at the ripe old age of three score and 10. And there's no question that he could still kick your organs inside-out just for breathing the same air as he does. Anyway, despite our best efforts we could not ...
Crazy Fan Lies Down on Racetrack, Truck Sails Over Him
We're not angry with this guy. We're disappointed. Actually that's not true -- we're also very angry with him. This brilliant individual graced a Mexico race course and positioned himself in the path of a sizable jump, hopeful that the oncoming trophy truck would clear his quivering body. Thankfully it did, with room to spare, but that doesn't make it any less bonkers or Darwin ...
Amazing Train-Track Rescue With Seconds to Spare
A man who had one too many drinks and fell into the path of an oncoming train was dragged to safety with only seconds to spare. The near-death incident happened in Phoenix, when the man stood up to board a train which was arriving at his platform. Security footage shows the man staggering with his bag for a couple of seconds, before falling headfirst onto the track. But then -- as the ...
Woman Claims Botched Surgery Left Her With Four Breasts
An American mother claims she came out of surgery with "essentially four breasts." After a 2003 visit to Dr. Keith Berman for an operation intended to enlarge her breasts to a full 36C cup, Maria Alaimo wound up with "double-bubble" deformities that, according to a lawsuit she filed, caused "pain ... disability, loss of self-esteem, humiliation and embarrassment." "Maria came out of that ...
WWE Wrestler Engulfed in Flames During Bungled Ring Entrance
The Undertaker, one of the World Wrestling Entertainment's longest-serving grapplers stood in the wrong place during a dramatic ring entrance, and was hit by a fireball. The accident happened during a pay-per-view event at St Louis's Scottrade Center called "The Elimination Chamber," which was to feature a fight for the world heavyweight championship. Several flamethrowers along the walkway ...
Shaun White Takes Snowboarding Gold With Ludicrous 'Double McTwist'
Double McTwist 1260, eh? Sounds like a fast food restaurant's most expensive burger. Apparently not. It's one of the most difficult snowboard moves there is, and Shaun White managed it during yesterday's half-pipe competition, in which he won a gold medal. Snowboarding superstar White (pictured) was defending his 2006 gold from the Torino games when he dazzled the judges, scoring 48.4 out of 50 ...
NBA Mascot Devours Cheerleader Whole
Mascots rock our world. When they're not involved in a baffling race, they're punching each other's lights out. But just when we thought we'd seen it all from the costumed clowns, the Toronto Raptors allowed their crimson mascot to eat one of their cheerleaders. During halftime at a recent game against the New Jersey Nets, the Raptors' entertainer reared its head back and completely engulfed ...
Zoo Totally Takes Down Man in Tiger Suit
Earlier this year, 23 monkeys jumped over the walls of the Tokyo's Ueno Zoo. In the past, Indian elephants have also sprung themselves from the park. Understandably, the zoo wants to be ready in case one of its tigers escapes. So 100 firefighters took part in a tiger-escape drill, along with police ... and a guy dressed in a tiger suit. Authorities closed down and barricaded streets as part ...
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