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Advertisers aren't stupid. OK, some of them are, but most of them know what helps things get sold: pretty girls. Preferably pretty girls wearing not that much, as seen in this recent viral hit from Romania, featuring models on bouncy balls selling ... Read more

 

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]]>advertisingcar insuranceCarInsurancelingeriemodelsracy adsRacyAdssexyAlastair Plumb2011-01-20T16:00:00+00:00'BoneTown' Developer Reveals Next Adult Game -- 'BoneCraft'http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/bonetown-developer-releases-bonecraft-video-game/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/bonetown-developer-releases-bonecraft-video-game/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/bonetown-developer-releases-bonecraft-video-game/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Last year, Asylum played and wrote about "BoneTown," a NSFW (and arguably anywhere else) adult video game that let players snort cocaine, punch hippies in the face and -- of course -- have sex. We're still recovering. However, D-Dub Software, the ... Read more

 

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]]>adult video gamesAdultVideoGamesbone craftbone townbonecraftBoneTownd-dub softwareD-dubSoftwareJustin Massoud2011-01-14T16:00:00+00:00Live-Action Simpsons Sex Tape Coming Soonhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/live-action-simpsons-sex-tape-coming-soon/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/live-action-simpsons-sex-tape-coming-soon/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/live-action-simpsons-sex-tape-coming-soon/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Just when you maybe allowed yourself to start thinking "The Simpsons" couldn't get any worse, somebody decided to up and make a live-action pornographic movie starring most of the town of Springfield. Promising that we've "never seen sex this ... Read more

 

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]]>sex tapeSexTapeSimpsonsthe simpsonsTheSimpsonsEmerald Catron2011-01-13T16:00:00+00:00Olivia Munn's Maxim Cover Is Too Hot for Some to Handlehttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/11/olivia-munns-maxim-cover-is-too-hot-for-some-to-handle/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/11/olivia-munns-maxim-cover-is-too-hot-for-some-to-handle/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/11/olivia-munns-maxim-cover-is-too-hot-for-some-to-handle/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Maxim and Olivia Munn have managed to kick up a bit of controversy with the February issue of the magazine. That's because cover girl Munn, who is staring in the new sitcom "Perfect Couples," is wearing panties which some folks believe are little ... Read more

 

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]]>Dan GainorDanGainorMaximMedia Research CenterMediaResearchCenterOlivia MunnOliviaMunnJeremy Taylor2011-01-11T16:00:00+00:00'Mad Men''s January Jones Posing Nude for Versace Causes Internet, Time to Stophttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/06/january-jones-nude-versace-ad/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/06/january-jones-nude-versace-ad/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/06/january-jones-nude-versace-ad/#commentsFiled under: , ,


OK, slight exaggeration. Neither time nor the Internet stopped when these pictures of "Mad Men" star January Jones hit the Web, but our hearts nearly did. What with her being so purty and all. Ostensibly, they're shots by Mario Testino for ... Read more

 

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]]>advertisingblack and whiteBlackAndWhitejanuary jonesjanuary jones nudeJanuaryJonesJanuaryJonesNudemad menMadMenmario testinoMarioTestinonakednudephotoshootsexyversaceAlastair Plumb2011-01-06T16:00:00+00:00Anna Chapman's Playboy Pictures Sneak Her Back to Americahttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/anna-chapmans-nude-playboy-pictures/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/anna-chapmans-nude-playboy-pictures/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/anna-chapmans-nude-playboy-pictures/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


2010 has been, without a doubt, the year of the spy. Despite his snubbing by TIME as its Person of the Year, the last 12 months were undeniably ruled by Julian Assange. Coming in a distant second -- at least in our world -- was Anna Chapman, the ... Read more

 

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]]>2010anna chapmananna chapman photosAnnaChapmanAnnaChapmanPhotosex-boyfriendex-boyfriendsJulian AssangeJulianAssangeleakedLeaked photoleaked photosLeakedPhotoLeakedPhotosnakednudenude photosNudePhotospicspicturesplayboyroman polanskiRomanPolanskirussian spiesrussian spyRussian spy caseRussian spy ringRussianSpiesRussianSpyRussianSpyCaseRussianSpyRingBrian Fairbanks2010-12-23T16:00:00+00:00Playboy's 'Tron' Shoot Shows the Beauty of 'Grid'-Created Boobieshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/playboy-tron-legacy-shoot/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/playboy-tron-legacy-shoot/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/playboy-tron-legacy-shoot/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


The new "Tron: Legacy," the sequel to the popular 1982 Disney flick, has inspired everything from a new line of toys to a working replica of the famed "lightcycle" to fat guys finally having an excuse to don painted spandex. This, however, not ... Read more

 

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]]>lightcyclenakedplayboytrontron legacyTronLegacyDanny Gallagher2010-12-15T16:30:00+00:00Letting It All Hang out -- Asylum Road Tests Crotchless Underwearhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/07/sacfree-crotchless-underwear-for-men/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/07/sacfree-crotchless-underwear-for-men/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/07/sacfree-crotchless-underwear-for-men/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Every man has skeletons in his closet. And for half a decade, I've had crotchless boxers in mine. In 2005, the German company sacfree (lower-case "s" for some reason) sent me a trial pair of its innovative undergarment, which covers your banana ... Read more

 

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]]>ballscrotchless underwearCrotchlessUnderwearsacfreetesticlesunderwearMarty Beckerman2010-12-07T13:30:00+00:00The WheeMe -- Is It Porn?http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/03/dreambots-wheeme/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/03/dreambots-wheeme/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/03/dreambots-wheeme/#commentsFiled under: , ,


"I want a WheeMe!" says the giggling foreign hottie who some creeper filmed in a park. And so begins our love affair with the DreamBots WheeMe device, which is like a massage chair stuffed into a tiny robotic car that runs all over your body. ... Read more

 

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]]>accentsDreamBotsfunnyis it pornIsItPornmassagemasseusemodelspornsexsexualityvideoWheeMeWheemeewtfyoutubeBrian Fairbanks2010-12-03T16:00:00+00:00The Cup Size Choir Uses Ingenious Gimmick This Holiday Seasonhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/02/cup-size-choir-la-senza/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/02/cup-size-choir-la-senza/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/02/cup-size-choir-la-senza/#commentsFiled under: , ,


The holidays are a time for catching up with cousins, stuffing your face with food and, now, gratuitous lingerie. Canadian undergarment proprietor (how fancy does that sound?) La Senza is serving up the Cup Size Choir, a collection of lingerie-clad ... Read more

 

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]]>braschoircup sizela senzaLaSenzalingerieThe Cup Size ChoirTheCupSizeChoirDamon Brown2010-12-02T16:00:00+00:00Woman Accused of Filling Butts With Caulkhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/30/anivia-cruz-dilworth-butt-injections/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/30/anivia-cruz-dilworth-butt-injections/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/30/anivia-cruz-dilworth-butt-injections/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Not to get all PSA on you, but we warned you once before about the dangers of seeking medical advice from strangers in unsanitary environments. Apparently we need to tell you again: Surgery should only be performed by someone who wears a lab coat, ... Read more

 

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]]>Anivia Cruz-DilworthAniviaCruz-dilworthbutt injectonsButtInjectonsfake doctorFakeDoctorplastic surgeryPlasticSurgeryLaura Leu2010-11-30T16:00:00+00:00Congressman John Conyers Caught Checking Out Playboy on a Planehttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/michigan-congressman-john-conyers-reads-playboy-on-plane/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/michigan-congressman-john-conyers-reads-playboy-on-plane/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/michigan-congressman-john-conyers-reads-playboy-on-plane/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Every time we're in the airport gift shop and see a partially obscured Playboy on the magazine rack, we think, "Who would have the nerve to read a Playboy on an airplane?" Now we have an answer: 24-term Michigan Congressman John Conyers, that's ... Read more

 

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]]>AirplaneJohn ConyersJohnConyersmichiganPlayboyreading materialReadingMaterialJeremy Taylor2010-11-24T16:00:00+00:00Fake Charity Scam Destroys Sanctity of Bacon Bikini Contesthttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/bacon-bikini-contest-scandal-steve-lightfoot/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/bacon-bikini-contest-scandal-steve-lightfoot/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/bacon-bikini-contest-scandal-steve-lightfoot/#commentsFiled under: , ,


It takes a pretty terrible person to pocket money that was raised for charity. But to do it under the guise of a fundraiser that besmirches the integrity of the bacon bikini contest? That, friends, is a despicable waste of a human being. Said ... Read more

 

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]]>bacon bikiniBaconBikinicharitycompetitionlightfoots california cuisineLightfootsCaliforniaCuisinescamscandalsteve lightfootSteveLightfootLaura Leu2010-11-22T16:00:00+00:00Spitzer Doc Raises the Question -- Is It OK to Wear Socks During Sex?http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/12/spitzer-doc-raises-the-question-is-it-ok-to-wear-socks-during-s/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/12/spitzer-doc-raises-the-question-is-it-ok-to-wear-socks-during-s/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/12/spitzer-doc-raises-the-question-is-it-ok-to-wear-socks-during-s/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


"Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer," opens nationwide this weekend, raising provocative new questions about how New York's scandalized Democratic ex-governor got a reputation for ... wearing black dress socks during his encounters with ... Read more

 

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]]>client 9client 9: the rise and fall of eliot spitzerClient9Client9:TheRiseAndFallOfEliotSpitzereliot spitzerEliotSpitzerroger stoneRogerStonesocksTracy Quan2010-11-12T16:00:00+00:00Giants Girl Makes Bid for Gridiron Glory With Underboobhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/10/26/tehmeena-afzal-new-york-giants-sexy-video/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/26/tehmeena-afzal-new-york-giants-sexy-video/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/26/tehmeena-afzal-new-york-giants-sexy-video/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


Remember Obama Girl? Amber Lee Ettinger was just another sexy Maxim cover-girl wannabe until Barack took America by force two years ago. She hitched a ride on his coattails and rode them straight to the top of the modeling world. Tehmeena Afzal ... Read more

 

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]]>boobboobsfootballmodelmodelsnew york giantsNewYorkGiantsTehmeena AfzalTehmeenaAfzalunderboobBrian Fairbanks2010-10-26T16:00:00+00:00Topless Hair Salon Will Give You a Haircut With Added Boobshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/10/22/hot-cuts-topless-hair-salon/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/22/hot-cuts-topless-hair-salon/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/22/hot-cuts-topless-hair-salon/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Finally, a barber shop that lives up to its name and reputation. Hotcuts, which employs topless hairdressers, is taking Australia like the fist of an angry god. Wojtek Wasilewski was tasked with launching a boring old hair salon with little money ... Read more

 

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]]>australiahairhaircarehaircutHairStylesHotcutsnude photosNudePhotosPolandpolishsydneytoplesswomenBrian Fairbanks2010-10-22T16:00:00+00:00Sexy Teacher Causes a Stir at Italian Schoolhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/10/22/video-sexy-teacher-causes-a-stir-at-italian-school/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/22/video-sexy-teacher-causes-a-stir-at-italian-school/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/22/video-sexy-teacher-causes-a-stir-at-italian-school/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Ileana Tacconelli, a beauty queen-turned-teacher, has caused a stir at a Catholic school in Milan, after a mother complained she was "too attractive" to be a teacher. And something tells us the situation is not going to get any better now ... Read more

 

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]]>ileana tacconellisexy teacherteacherAlastair Plumb2010-10-22T11:30:00+00:00Russian Girls Pose For Sexy Calendar To Honor Vladimir Putinhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/10/08/russian-girls-sexy-calendar-to-honor-vladimir-putin/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/08/russian-girls-sexy-calendar-to-honor-vladimir-putin/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/08/russian-girls-sexy-calendar-to-honor-vladimir-putin/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


The Moscow Diaries has dug up the perfect way to celebrate Russian Prime Minister and de facto dictator Vladimir Putin's birthday. Bad news: It does not involve copious amounts of Russkie vodka. Good news: A group of sexy ... Read more

 

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]]>birthdaycalendarcalendarsdictatordictatorsmodelsMoscowphotospoliticsrussiaRussiansexyThe Moscow DiariesTheMoscowDiariesuniversityVladimir PutinVladimirPutinvodkaBrian Fairbanks2010-10-08T14:00:00+00:00Arizona State Student Loses Scholarship After Starring in Pornhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/10/06/elizabeth-hawkenson-arizona-state-student-backroom-casting-couch/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/06/elizabeth-hawkenson-arizona-state-student-backroom-casting-couch/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/06/elizabeth-hawkenson-arizona-state-student-backroom-casting-couch/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Update: According to the Phoenix Times, parts of this story are a hoax: no letter was sent sent to the Board of Regents and Hawkenson hasn't lost her scholarship. Hawksenson tells the media that the video was supposed to only appear on the original ... Read more

 

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]]>arizona state universityArizonaStateUniversityElizabeth HawkensonElizabethHawkensonpornpornopornographyreal or notRealOrNotscholarshipscholarshipsBrian Fairbanks2010-10-06T16:00:00+00:00Diana Taurasi Leads the 2010 ESPN Body Issuehttp://www.asylum.com/2010/10/05/diana-taurasi-naked-2010-espn-body-issue/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/05/diana-taurasi-naked-2010-espn-body-issue/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/05/diana-taurasi-naked-2010-espn-body-issue/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Since no one actually watches WNBA games, few know of sexy WNBA All-Star Diana Taurasi. Thankfully, ESPN is paying close attention to these athletes for us and are about to unleash the annual Body Issue, which is led by Taurasi. (The women's ... Read more

 

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]]>athletesbasketballDiana TaurasiDianaTaurasiESPNespn magazineespn magazine body issueEspnMagazineEspnMagazineBodyIssueJeanette LeeJeanetteLeekim glassKimGlassnude photosNudePhotosRachel YurkovichRachelYurkovichsports illustratedSportsIllustratedvenus williamsVenusWilliamswnbaBrian Fairbanks2010-10-05T16:00:00+00:00