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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Robber Identified After Dropping Wallet at the Scene of the Crime</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/robber-identified-after-dropping-wallet-at-the-scene-of-the-crim/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/robber-identified-after-dropping-wallet-at-the-scene-of-the-crim/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/robber-identified-after-dropping-wallet-at-the-scene-of-the-crim/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-news/" rel="tag">Weird News</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/vid-of-the-moment/" rel="tag">Vid of the Moment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/dumb-criminals/" rel="tag">Dumb Criminals</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.co.uk/media/2010/12/robbery-leaves-wallet-at-scene-of-crime_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Police say it was nice and easy for them to identify a robber who raided a U.S. convenience store -- because his wallet fell out of his pocket during the attack. 
 
Criminal master-moron Jeffrey Everly, 38, walked into a Minute-Mart convenience store ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/robber-identified-after-dropping-wallet-at-the-scene-of-the-crim/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/robber-identified-after-dropping-wallet-at-the-scene-of-the-crim/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19784370/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/robber-identified-after-dropping-wallet-at-the-scene-of-the-crim/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/robber-identified-after-dropping-wallet-at-the-scene-of-the-crim/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>blunder</category><category>crime</category><category>error</category><category>fail</category><category>kentucky</category><category>police</category><category>robber</category><category>wallet</category><dc:creator>Alastair Plumb</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-01-03T13:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Fake Musket Used in Failed Robbery</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/fake-musket-used-in-failed-robbery/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/fake-musket-used-in-failed-robbery/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/fake-musket-used-in-failed-robbery/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-news/" rel="tag">Weird News</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/dumb-criminals/" rel="tag">Dumb Criminals</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.co.uk/media/2010/12/fake-replica-musket-rifle-robbery_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> It's one thing to attempt to rob a store with an antique wooden musket; it's quite another to attempt to rob a store with a fake antique wooden musket. Seriously, that's embarrassing. 
 
A store in St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada, was the scene of ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/fake-musket-used-in-failed-robbery/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/fake-musket-used-in-failed-robbery/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19784321/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/fake-musket-used-in-failed-robbery/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/fake-musket-used-in-failed-robbery/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>antique</category><category>blunder</category><category>canada</category><category>error</category><category>fail</category><category>musket</category><category>musket robbery</category><category>MusketRobbery</category><category>replica</category><category>rifle</category><dc:creator>Alastair Plumb</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-01-03T09:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Failed Arsonist Runs Into Pole During Getaway</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/video-failed-arsonists-runs-into-lamp-post-during-getaway/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/video-failed-arsonists-runs-into-lamp-post-during-getaway/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/video-failed-arsonists-runs-into-lamp-post-during-getaway/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-news/" rel="tag">Weird News</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/vid-of-the-moment/" rel="tag">Vid of the Moment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/dumb-criminals/" rel="tag">Dumb Criminals</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.co.uk/media/2010/12/ali-1-1291807941_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Arsonists aren't, generally speaking, the brightest people -- you've got to be eight shades of dim to think burning anything down is a good idea. But one aspiring arsonist in the U.K. takes the prize for being the dumbest ever. 
 
Amir Ali was caught ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/video-failed-arsonists-runs-into-lamp-post-during-getaway/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/video-failed-arsonists-runs-into-lamp-post-during-getaway/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19751820/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/video-failed-arsonists-runs-into-lamp-post-during-getaway/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/video-failed-arsonists-runs-into-lamp-post-during-getaway/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Amir Ali</category><category>AmirAli</category><category>arson</category><category>Crawley</category><category>crime</category><category>dumb criminals</category><category>DumbCriminals</category><category>FAIL</category><category>fail video</category><category>FailVideo</category><category>funny video</category><category>FunnyVideo</category><category>uk</category><category>video</category><dc:creator>Oliver Jones</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-12-08T13:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>6 of the World's Most Nerdy Crimes</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/15/6-of-the-worlds-most-nerdy-crimes/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/15/6-of-the-worlds-most-nerdy-crimes/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/15/6-of-the-worlds-most-nerdy-crimes/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/games/" rel="tag">Games</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-news/" rel="tag">Weird News</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/dumb-criminals/" rel="tag">Dumb Criminals</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/11/call-of-dity-240_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> If you've had better things to do than watch TV news burst into a flaming parody of itself, you maybe missed true crime's best geek moment of the week. 
 
Armed with semi-automatic rifles, two robbers at a Maryland video game shop ignored boxes of ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/15/6-of-the-worlds-most-nerdy-crimes/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/15/6-of-the-worlds-most-nerdy-crimes/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19712811/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/15/6-of-the-worlds-most-nerdy-crimes/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/15/6-of-the-worlds-most-nerdy-crimes/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Call of Duty</category><category>Call of Duty: Black Ops</category><category>CallOfDuty</category><category>CallOfDuty:BlackOps</category><category>crime</category><category>dumb criminals</category><category>DumbCriminals</category><category>geeks</category><category>nerds</category><category>robbery</category><dc:creator>Natalie O'Neill</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-11-15T13:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>World's Least Subtle Shoplifters Hide Booze Up Their Skirts</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/20/florida-shoplifters-hide-alcohol-up-their-skirts/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/20/florida-shoplifters-hide-alcohol-up-their-skirts/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/20/florida-shoplifters-hide-alcohol-up-their-skirts/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-news/" rel="tag">Weird News</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/dumb-criminals/" rel="tag">Dumb Criminals</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/10/shoplifters-294_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Today, we induct some new members into the bizarre-crime hall of fame: A group of Florida women were caught on camera stealing $3,000 worth of alcohol by hiding the bottles up their skirts. 
 
As you'll see from the CCTV footage below, the ladies' ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/20/florida-shoplifters-hide-alcohol-up-their-skirts/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/20/florida-shoplifters-hide-alcohol-up-their-skirts/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19681716/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/20/florida-shoplifters-hide-alcohol-up-their-skirts/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/20/florida-shoplifters-hide-alcohol-up-their-skirts/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>busted</category><category>caught on camera</category><category>CaughtOnCamera</category><category>cctv</category><category>corner shop</category><category>CornerShop</category><category>idiot criminals</category><category>robbery</category><category>shoplifters</category><category>shoplifting</category><category>theft</category><category>upskirt</category><dc:creator>Alastair Plumb</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-10-20T11:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Robbers Make Ultimate ATM Withdrawal</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/robbers-steal-atm-video/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/robbers-steal-atm-video/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/robbers-steal-atm-video/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-news/" rel="tag">Weird News</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/vid-of-the-moment/" rel="tag">Vid of the Moment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/dumb-criminals/" rel="tag">Dumb Criminals</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/10/atm_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Legend has it, bank robber Willie Sutton told a reporter that he robbed banks because "that's where the money is." 
 
That was back in the 1920s. These days, when one thinks of where the money is, day-to-day experience would suggest ATMs. 
 
Which is ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/robbers-steal-atm-video/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/robbers-steal-atm-video/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19663942/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/robbers-steal-atm-video/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/robbers-steal-atm-video/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>ATM</category><category>ATM Machine</category><category>Beaverton</category><category>deli</category><category>oregon</category><category>Robbery</category><dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-10-07T15:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Robbery Suspect Arrested at Dungeons and Dragons Meet-Up</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/aaron-klug-robbery-suspect-arrested-dungeons-and-dragons-meetup/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/aaron-klug-robbery-suspect-arrested-dungeons-and-dragons-meetup/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/aaron-klug-robbery-suspect-arrested-dungeons-and-dragons-meetup/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/games/" rel="tag">Games</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-news/" rel="tag">Weird News</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-but-true/" rel="tag">Weird But True</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/asylum-exclusive/" rel="tag">Asylum Exclusive</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/opinions/" rel="tag">Opinions</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/new-in-pop-culture/" rel="tag">New In Pop Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/dumb-criminals/" rel="tag">Dumb Criminals</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/10/aaron-klug-longmont-police-186_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Some fantasy-game players found themselves in the midst of some real-life excitement Tuesday, as Colorado police arrested player Aaron Klug just seconds after he stepped into Karliquin's Game Knight of Boulder. 
 
No, don't worry -- Klug wasn't ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/aaron-klug-robbery-suspect-arrested-dungeons-and-dragons-meetup/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/aaron-klug-robbery-suspect-arrested-dungeons-and-dragons-meetup/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19664645/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/aaron-klug-robbery-suspect-arrested-dungeons-and-dragons-meetup/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/07/aaron-klug-robbery-suspect-arrested-dungeons-and-dragons-meetup/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>bank robber</category><category>BankRobber</category><category>dungeons and dragons</category><category>DungeonsAndDragons</category><category>karliquins</category><category>roleplaying games</category><category>RoleplayingGames</category><dc:creator>Drew Kearse</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-10-07T10:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>
