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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Couple Celebrate Nuptials With 'Ghostbusters' Wedding Cake</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/couple-celebrate-nuptials-with-ghostbuster-wedding-cake/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/couple-celebrate-nuptials-with-ghostbuster-wedding-cake/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/couple-celebrate-nuptials-with-ghostbuster-wedding-cake/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/galleries/" rel="tag">Photos</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/movies/" rel="tag">Movies</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/asylum-exclusive/" rel="tag">Asylum Exclusive</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2011/01/ccc-ghostbusters-2_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Listen, guys, we need to talk. Where is this relationship is going? Because we're not getting any younger, and someday we want to get married. Not really for the commitment or tax break or green card, but to have a "Ghostbusters" wedding cake, OK? 
 ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/couple-celebrate-nuptials-with-ghostbuster-wedding-cake/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/couple-celebrate-nuptials-with-ghostbuster-wedding-cake/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19808579/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/couple-celebrate-nuptials-with-ghostbuster-wedding-cake/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/couple-celebrate-nuptials-with-ghostbuster-wedding-cake/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>geek wedding</category><category>GeekWedding</category><category>ghostbusters</category><category>wedding cake</category><category>WeddingCake</category><category>weddings</category><dc:creator>Laura Leu</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-01-21T11:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Cook's Pubic Hair Breakfast Sandwich Leads to Jail Time</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/cooks-pubic-hair-breakfast-sandwich-leads-to-jail-time/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/cooks-pubic-hair-breakfast-sandwich-leads-to-jail-time/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/cooks-pubic-hair-breakfast-sandwich-leads-to-jail-time/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-news/" rel="tag">Weird News</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird/" rel="tag">Weird</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2011/01/burk1_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> When line cook Ryan Burke spotted in his restaurant the police officer who had once stopped him for a traffic violation, he decided to cook the cop up something really special. 
 
So the 27-year-old New Jerseyan made sure there was a not-so healthy ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/cooks-pubic-hair-breakfast-sandwich-leads-to-jail-time/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/cooks-pubic-hair-breakfast-sandwich-leads-to-jail-time/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19809120/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/cooks-pubic-hair-breakfast-sandwich-leads-to-jail-time/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/cooks-pubic-hair-breakfast-sandwich-leads-to-jail-time/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>law enforcement</category><category>LawEnforcement</category><category>pubic hair</category><category>PubicHair</category><category>Ryan Burke</category><category>RyanBurke</category><dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-01-21T09:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>WingDipper Makes Dipping Wings a Breeze</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/wingdipper-chicken-wings/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/wingdipper-chicken-wings/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/wingdipper-chicken-wings/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/asylum-exclusive/" rel="tag">Asylum Exclusive</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird/" rel="tag">Weird</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2011/01/picture-1_thumbnail.png" /><br /> All humans deserve the following basic rights: life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and the ability to dip your chicken wings with ease. 
 
Before the WingDipper came along, the latter was considered more a privilege than a right. Thousands who ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/wingdipper-chicken-wings/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/wingdipper-chicken-wings/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19798885/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/wingdipper-chicken-wings/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/wingdipper-chicken-wings/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Buffalo wings</category><category>BuffaloWings</category><category>chicken wings</category><category>ChickenWings</category><category>invention</category><category>inventions</category><category>weird inventions</category><category>WeirdInventions</category><category>wingdipper</category><dc:creator>Wendy Rose Gould</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-01-14T11:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Annual 'Lord of the Rings' Trilogy Feast Combines Movies and Hobbit Food</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/lord-of-the-rings-trilogy-feast/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/lord-of-the-rings-trilogy-feast/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/lord-of-the-rings-trilogy-feast/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-stuff/" rel="tag">Weird Stuff</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/movies/" rel="tag">Movies</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2011/01/lotrtrilogyfeastfood_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> 
The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas, may seem far away from Frodo Baggins' epic path to destroy the One Ring. However, the cinema house proudly held its annual 12-hour-long "Lord of the Rings" event this past weekend. On Jan. 9, attendees watched ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/lord-of-the-rings-trilogy-feast/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/lord-of-the-rings-trilogy-feast/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19799313/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/lord-of-the-rings-trilogy-feast/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/lord-of-the-rings-trilogy-feast/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>alamo drafthouse</category><category>AlamoDrafthouse</category><category>fellowship of the ring</category><category>FellowshipOfTheRing</category><category>lord of the rings trilogy</category><category>lord of the rings trilogy feast</category><category>LordOfTheRingsTrilogy</category><category>LordOfTheRingsTrilogyFeast</category><category>lotr</category><category>return of the king</category><category>ReturnOfTheKing</category><category>the two towers</category><category>TheTwoTowers</category><dc:creator>Justin Massoud</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-01-13T11:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>College Students Crave Self-Esteem Above Money and Sex</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/12/college-students-crave-self-esteem-above-money-and-sex/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/12/college-students-crave-self-esteem-above-money-and-sex/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/12/college-students-crave-self-esteem-above-money-and-sex/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/sex/" rel="tag">Sex</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/happy-hour-hero/" rel="tag">Happy Hour Hero</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-science/" rel="tag">Weird Science</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2011/01/stuartsmalley-1294845994_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.  
 
Self-esteem is increasingly important to young people. 
 
Researchers from Ohio State University asked college students to rate how pleasurable experiences such as sex, getting paid, ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/12/college-students-crave-self-esteem-above-money-and-sex/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/12/college-students-crave-self-esteem-above-money-and-sex/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19798003/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/12/college-students-crave-self-esteem-above-money-and-sex/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/12/college-students-crave-self-esteem-above-money-and-sex/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Brad Bushman</category><category>BradBushman</category><category>Ohio State University</category><category>OhioStateUniversity</category><category>Self Esteem</category><category>SelfEsteem</category><dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-01-12T17:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Man Sets Goal to Consume 2,011 Wings in 2011</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/10/ultimate-wing-man-2011/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/10/ultimate-wing-man-2011/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/10/ultimate-wing-man-2011/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/asylum-exclusive/" rel="tag">Asylum Exclusive</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2011/01/wingman_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> While countless men and women rush off to the gym and order more salads as part of their New Year's resolutions, Ryan Hohman will busy himself consuming exactly 2,011 delicious chicken wings. Now that's a New Year's resolution we can get behind. 
 ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/10/ultimate-wing-man-2011/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/10/ultimate-wing-man-2011/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19792619/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/10/ultimate-wing-man-2011/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/10/ultimate-wing-man-2011/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>chicken wings</category><category>ChickenWings</category><category>new years resolution</category><category>new years resolutions</category><category>NewYearsResolution</category><category>NewYearsResolutions</category><dc:creator>Wendy Rose Gould</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-01-10T11:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Vegan Meal Time -- Epic Meal Time With Glasses</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/vegan-meal-time-epic-meal-time-with-glasses/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/vegan-meal-time-epic-meal-time-with-glasses/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/vegan-meal-time-epic-meal-time-with-glasses/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/12/picture-26-1293041286_thumbnail.png" /><br /> It was only a matter of time before people started parodying our friends at Urlesque's favorite food vlog Epic Meal Time. It looks like the boys at Vegan Meal Time are up for the challenge. Veganism is a pretty rigid lifestyle that requires a lot of ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/vegan-meal-time-epic-meal-time-with-glasses/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/vegan-meal-time-epic-meal-time-with-glasses/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19778541/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/vegan-meal-time-epic-meal-time-with-glasses/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/vegan-meal-time-epic-meal-time-with-glasses/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>epic meal time</category><category>EpicMealTime</category><category>food blog</category><category>FoodBlog</category><category>Urlesque</category><category>vegan meal time</category><category>VeganMealTime</category><category>youtube</category><dc:creator>Asylum Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-12-30T09:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Dine by Law -- Welcome to Your Barely Legal Tasting Menu</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/27/illegal-food/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/27/illegal-food/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/27/illegal-food/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/booze/" rel="tag">Booze</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/how-to/" rel="tag">How-to</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/get-in-my-belly/" rel="tag">Get In My Belly</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-stuff/" rel="tag">Weird Stuff</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/12/jamonibericoon-294_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> If you feel like you've tried it all when it comes to unique foods, we my have the solution for your precocious palate: Eat and drink dangerously by gorging on this feast of criminal and once-forbidden foods. Get ready, rebel, it's time to ingest ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/27/illegal-food/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/27/illegal-food/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19774172/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/27/illegal-food/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/27/illegal-food/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>foie gras ban</category><category>FoieGrasBan</category><category>illegal foods</category><category>IllegalFoods</category><category>jamon iberico</category><category>JamonIberico</category><category>ortolan</category><category>raw milk</category><category>RawMilk</category><category>zubrowka</category><dc:creator>Mike Dawson</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-12-27T13:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Robot Waiters Will Serve Food Tirelessly and Demand No Tip</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/robot-waiters-will-serve-food-tirelessly-and-demand-no-tip/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/robot-waiters-will-serve-food-tirelessly-and-demand-no-tip/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/robot-waiters-will-serve-food-tirelessly-and-demand-no-tip/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-science/" rel="tag">Weird Science</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/12/robotwaiter2_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> It's a struggling actor's worst nightmare. A restaurant in southern China has replaced human food servers with robots. 
 
The seven waiter-bots have sensors that allow them to follow a track to each table; radar prevents the $6,000 units from bumping ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/robot-waiters-will-serve-food-tirelessly-and-demand-no-tip/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/robot-waiters-will-serve-food-tirelessly-and-demand-no-tip/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19775557/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/robot-waiters-will-serve-food-tirelessly-and-demand-no-tip/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/robot-waiters-will-serve-food-tirelessly-and-demand-no-tip/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>China</category><category>Robot Waiter</category><category>robots</category><category>RobotWaiter</category><dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-12-23T15:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Would You Like an 'F You' With That? -- The Most Offensive Receipts</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/insulting-receipts/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/insulting-receipts/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/insulting-receipts/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird/" rel="tag">Weird</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/12/picture-9-1292197454_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Hell hath no fury like a fast food worker scorned. Piss one off, and you not only risk eating your Big Mac with an extra dollop of loogie. In some bizarre cases, you might also be smacked with offensive comments written on your bill. 
 
Lately ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/insulting-receipts/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/insulting-receipts/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19756240/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/insulting-receipts/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/insulting-receipts/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>burger king</category><category>BurgerKing</category><category>cactus jacks</category><category>CactusJacks</category><category>insults</category><category>little fucker</category><category>LittleFucker</category><category>offensive comments</category><category>OffensiveComments</category><category>pizza hut</category><category>PizzaHut</category><category>receipts</category><dc:creator>Laura Leu</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-12-15T11:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Dessert Darling Shows You Why She's Got a Sweet Gig</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/14/dessert-darling-jenny-alden/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/14/dessert-darling-jenny-alden/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/14/dessert-darling-jenny-alden/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/women/" rel="tag">Women</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/hot-girl-cool-job/" rel="tag">Hot Girl Cool Job</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/asylum-exclusive/" rel="tag">Asylum Exclusive</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/12/dessertdarling-jennyalden-121010-1292019919_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> The holiday season is upon us, and there's never a better time to overindulge. To get in the spirit, we consulted with sweets aficionado Jenny Alden, known to her fans and friends as the "Dessert Darling." This very attractive blogger gave us a ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/14/dessert-darling-jenny-alden/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/14/dessert-darling-jenny-alden/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19755899/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/14/dessert-darling-jenny-alden/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/14/dessert-darling-jenny-alden/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>cupcakes</category><category>dessert</category><category>dessert darling</category><category>Desserts</category><category>hot girl cool job</category><category>jenny alden</category><category>JennyAlden</category><dc:creator>Matt Robertson</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-12-14T15:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Conflict Kitchen Brings the War on Terror to Our Stomachs</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/conflict-kitchen-brings-the-war-on-terror-to-our-stomachs/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/conflict-kitchen-brings-the-war-on-terror-to-our-stomachs/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/conflict-kitchen-brings-the-war-on-terror-to-our-stomachs/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird/" rel="tag">Weird</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/12/conflict-kitchen-348_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Everybody has an opinion about war. And while everybody's eager to share, not everybody's eager to listen. A new restaurant has a solution for that. 
 
Conflict Kitchen is a take-out restaurant in Pittsburgh that only serves food from countries ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/conflict-kitchen-brings-the-war-on-terror-to-our-stomachs/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/conflict-kitchen-brings-the-war-on-terror-to-our-stomachs/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19755824/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/conflict-kitchen-brings-the-war-on-terror-to-our-stomachs/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/conflict-kitchen-brings-the-war-on-terror-to-our-stomachs/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>conflict kitchen</category><category>ConflictKitchen</category><category>islam</category><category>middle eastern food</category><category>MiddleEasternFood</category><category>muslims</category><category>terrorism</category><dc:creator>Drew Kearse</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-12-13T09:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Gluttony Pants Let You Binge Eat in Comfort and Style</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/gluttony-pants-betabrand-holidays/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/gluttony-pants-betabrand-holidays/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/gluttony-pants-betabrand-holidays/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/gear/" rel="tag">Gear</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/style/" rel="tag">Style</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/11/scottglut2_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Holiday feasts are nigh. With them comes the difficult dilemma every man must face: elastic waistband or drawstring? 
 
Much to the delight of your mom, the days of you looking like a slobby gym rat at the dinner table are over -- thanks to Gluttony ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/gluttony-pants-betabrand-holidays/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/gluttony-pants-betabrand-holidays/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19730589/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/gluttony-pants-betabrand-holidays/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/gluttony-pants-betabrand-holidays/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>betabrand</category><category>chris cosentino</category><category>ChrisCosentino</category><category>christmas</category><category>eating</category><category>gluttony pants</category><category>GluttonyPants</category><category>holiday parties</category><category>HolidayParties</category><category>overeating</category><category>thanksgiving</category><dc:creator>Laura Leu</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-11-24T10:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>5 Extreme Turduckens That Give Thanksgiving the Bird</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/best-turducken/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/best-turducken/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/best-turducken/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/get-in-my-belly/" rel="tag">Get In My Belly</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/11/12birdroast800-1290197103_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> We know, we know -- the turducken is sooo 2008. But like most epic meats, the birth of the chicken-within-the-duck-within-the-turkey was just the beginning of more tasty iterations to come. 
 
Today's turduckens have more birds! More bacon! More ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/best-turducken/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/best-turducken/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19725856/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/best-turducken/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/best-turducken/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>12-bird love roast</category><category>12-birdLoveRoast</category><category>bacon</category><category>deep-fried</category><category>extreme</category><category>thanksgiving</category><category>turducken</category><category>vegan</category><dc:creator>Laura Leu</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-11-22T11:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Would You Put This Crazy Sandwich in Your Mouth?</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/17/McRushmore-sandwich-Mcdonalds-mcrib/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/17/McRushmore-sandwich-Mcdonalds-mcrib/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/17/McRushmore-sandwich-Mcdonalds-mcrib/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird/" rel="tag">Weird</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/11/mcrushmore_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> The Land, Sea and Air burger, which consists of a beef patty, a chicken patty and a filet 'o fish, has long been part of McDonald's "secret" menu. 
 
But Ernest Wilkens, a blogger for Chicago Now, decided to take this gluttonous tower up another ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/17/McRushmore-sandwich-Mcdonalds-mcrib/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/17/McRushmore-sandwich-Mcdonalds-mcrib/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19721448/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/17/McRushmore-sandwich-Mcdonalds-mcrib/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/17/McRushmore-sandwich-Mcdonalds-mcrib/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Angus Deluxe</category><category>AngusDeluxe</category><category>ernest wilkins</category><category>ErnestWilkins</category><category>Filet-o-Fish</category><category>McDonalds</category><category>Mcrib</category><category>McRushmore</category><category>Secret Menu</category><category>SecretMenu</category><category>Southern-Style Chicken Sandwich</category><category>Southern-styleChickenSandwich</category><dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-11-17T10:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Fat People Smell Food More Intensely</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/16/obese-people-smell-food-more-intensely/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/16/obese-people-smell-food-more-intensely/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/16/obese-people-smell-food-more-intensely/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/health/" rel="tag">Health</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/happy-hour-hero/" rel="tag">Happy Hour Hero</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-science/" rel="tag">Weird Science</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/11/foodsmell1_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Our happy hour fact to amaze you drinking buddies with. 
 
Overweight and obese people are more sensitive to the smell of food. 
 
Researchers at the University of Portsmouth tested 64 men and women on their sensitivity to food odors by having them ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/16/obese-people-smell-food-more-intensely/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/16/obese-people-smell-food-more-intensely/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19720295/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/16/obese-people-smell-food-more-intensely/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/16/obese-people-smell-food-more-intensely/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>BMI</category><category>Fat People</category><category>FatPeople</category><category>Food Smells</category><category>FoodSmells</category><category>herbs</category><category>Lorenzo Stafford</category><category>LorenzoStafford</category><category>Obesity</category><category>overweight</category><category>scents</category><category>University of Portsmouth</category><category>UniversityOfPortsmouth</category><dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-11-16T17:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>New English Restaurant Is Strictly for the Dogs</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/lilys-kitchen-diner-restaurant-for-dogs/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/lilys-kitchen-diner-restaurant-for-dogs/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/lilys-kitchen-diner-restaurant-for-dogs/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird-news/" rel="tag">Weird News</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/animals/" rel="tag">Animals</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird/" rel="tag">Weird</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/11/lilys_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Eating from the table is every pooch's dream, and a new doggy restaurant in England will indulge this canine fantasy at no cost to the furry fellow's owner. 
 
Henrietta Morrison opened Lily's Kitchen Dog Diner as a way to promote her line of natural ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/lilys-kitchen-diner-restaurant-for-dogs/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/lilys-kitchen-diner-restaurant-for-dogs/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19711007/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/lilys-kitchen-diner-restaurant-for-dogs/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/lilys-kitchen-diner-restaurant-for-dogs/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Dog resturant</category><category>DogResturant</category><category>Henrietta Morrison</category><category>HenriettaMorrison</category><category>Lilys Kitchen</category><category>LilysKitchen</category><dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-11-11T09:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>How to Become a Fast Food Legend</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/white-castle-cravers-mcrib-legend/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/white-castle-cravers-mcrib-legend/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/white-castle-cravers-mcrib-legend/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/newyork/" rel="tag">New York</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/asylum-exclusive/" rel="tag">Asylum Exclusive</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/11/white-castle-cravers-scottfidd-flickr-348_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> If the two things you desire more than anything else in life are cheeseburgers and recognition for not exerting yourself mentally or physically, there's a place where your passions meet: in the realm of fast food legends. 
 
Next week, White Castle ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/white-castle-cravers-mcrib-legend/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/white-castle-cravers-mcrib-legend/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19707283/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/white-castle-cravers-mcrib-legend/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/white-castle-cravers-mcrib-legend/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Cravers</category><category>fast food</category><category>FastFood</category><category>Hall of Fame</category><category>HallOfFame</category><category>in-and-out</category><category>Wendys</category><category>white castle</category><category>WhiteCastle</category><dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-11-10T11:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Nutrition Professor Loses 27 Pounds on Twinkie Diet</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/09/professor-haubs-diet-experiment/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/09/professor-haubs-diet-experiment/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/09/professor-haubs-diet-experiment/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/11/snack-cake-diet-294_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> We all know vegetables are stupid. But, historically, most scientists and professors have disagreed with us. 
 
Not Mark Haub. He's a professor of human nutrition at Kansas State University who lost 27 pounds in two months by switching from his diet ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/09/professor-haubs-diet-experiment/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/09/professor-haubs-diet-experiment/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19708026/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/09/professor-haubs-diet-experiment/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/09/professor-haubs-diet-experiment/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Mark Haub</category><category>MarkHaub</category><category>Twinkie diet</category><category>TwinkieDiet</category><dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-11-09T09:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>McDonald's Honors McRib Superfans</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/04/mcdonalds-mcrib-sandwich-fans/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/04/mcdonalds-mcrib-sandwich-fans/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/04/mcdonalds-mcrib-sandwich-fans/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/get-in-my-belly/" rel="tag">Get In My Belly</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/newyork/" rel="tag">New York</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/asylum-exclusive/" rel="tag">Asylum Exclusive</a></p><img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/11/mr-mcrib-348_thumbnail.jpg" /><br /> Behind every great man, there's a great sandwich. When done well, a hunk of meat slapped between two slices of bread can ignite passion from within, inspiring man to move mountains, swim oceans and unbutton his pants -- all for the sake of the ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/04/mcdonalds-mcrib-sandwich-fans/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/04/mcdonalds-mcrib-sandwich-fans/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/19700405/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/04/mcdonalds-mcrib-sandwich-fans/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/04/mcdonalds-mcrib-sandwich-fans/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Adam Winer</category><category>AdamWiner</category><category>Alan Klein</category><category>AlanKlein</category><category>Joey Erwin</category><category>JoeyErwin</category><category>Legends</category><category>McDonalds</category><category>McRib</category><category>McRib Locator</category><category>McribLocator</category><category>Mr. McRib</category><category>Mr.Mcrib</category><category>Road Trip</category><category>RoadTrip</category><category>superfans</category><dc:creator>Laura Leu</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-11-04T10:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>
