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The History of Fireworks in 60 Seconds
Fireworks bring so much joy to so many men, and we're not just talking about guys who appropriate ...
Who Would Win in a Dance-Off -- Limbaugh or Sharpton?
Al Sharpton may divide people with his often polarizing political views, but there's one thing we ...
Show Us Your Patriotic Tattoos
What would the Fourth of July be without overt displays of patriotism? We thought we'd get a head ...
Please, Michael Bay, Let 'Robot Chicken' Make 'Transformers 3'
It's pretty much a consensus that "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a giant reeking pile of ...
Fireworks Gone Wrong -- an Asylum PSA on Pyrotechnics
Ah, fireworks, the stuff of patriotism and juvenile delinquency. Invented in the 12th century by the ...
Sea Otters vs. Monkeys -- Which Is More Awesome?
Inspired by nothing more than a visit to the local aquarium, we've decided it's time for a face-off ...
Craig Robinson Knows Sexy, Including Minty Flatulence Sexy
"The Office" star Craig Robinson is not only a funny man, he also has a comprehensive knowledge of ...
Dirty-Minded Blogs Show Us Porn Is Everywhere
Our female friends whom we secretly fantasize about over at The Frisky clued us in to the found porn ...
President to Conduct Useless Evaluations Just Like Your Boss
If you live an "Office Space" existence, you probably find performance evaluations with your boss ...
That's Lunacy -- Guy Busted 153 Times Would Be Great Wingman
We recently offered up a story about New Hampshire resident Paul Baldwin, a man whose history of ...
Best Man Speeches -- the Best of the Worst
Wedding tradition has it that the Best Man says a few kind words about the bride and groom on the ...
Improve Your Shamings of Drunken Friends
Your friends need to be embarrassed, and there's no better way to do that than by completely ...
Capital Punishment Needs a Hollywood Makeover
This op-ed was originally intended to be about how the legalization and taxation of recreational ...
Adam Carolla Talks Tongue-and-Groove on 'House Arrest'
If Andy Dick's probation stint is nearing its end, it would be great if he would go on a drug bender ...
Twit of the Week -- Meghan McCain's Tweet-Provoking Assets
Yesterday we posted an article about Meghan McCain's boobs getting interviewed ... well, not really. ...
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