Asylum http://www.asylum.com Asylum http://www.asylum.com/media/feedlogo.gif Asylum http://www.asylum.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/So You've Failed -- Masterclash and Asylum Say Goodbyehttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/goodbye-to-asylum/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/goodbye-to-asylum/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/goodbye-to-asylum/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


The time has come to say goodbye. There were robots and nerdy burlesques and everything Star Wars. We gave you A Woman's Perspective and had Drinks With Writers. Olivia Munn pranked our intern. We banned Megan Fox and encouraged women to have Sex ... Read more

 

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]]>asylumfinalgoodbyelastmasterclashAsylum Staff2011-01-21T15:30:00+00:00What's in That Tub of Cool Whip?http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/whats-in-that-tub-of-cool-whip/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/whats-in-that-tub-of-cool-whip/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/whats-in-that-tub-of-cool-whip/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Cool Whip: The very name conjures up images of tasty summer treats that even those lame lactose-intolerant (or as we like to call them, lactose-bigoted) kids can eat. But really, do you know what you're putting in your body? No? Well, for crying ... Read more

 

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]]>cool whipCoolWhipinfographicBrendan McGinley2011-01-21T15:00:00+00:00How Not to Watch the NFL Playoffshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/how-not-to-watch-the-nfl-playoffs/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/how-not-to-watch-the-nfl-playoffs/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/how-not-to-watch-the-nfl-playoffs/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Now that the NFL playoffs are in full swing, fans' emotions are at a crazy fever pitch. If you're lucky enough to get to see one of the playoff games live, have a great time -- but keep your cool. If you don't, you might end up being mocked and ... Read more

 

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]]>footballnflplayoffsJohn Thomas2011-01-21T13:30:00+00:00A Woman's Perspective on Premature Ejaculationhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/a-womans-perspective-on-premature-ejaculation/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/a-womans-perspective-on-premature-ejaculation/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/a-womans-perspective-on-premature-ejaculation/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


For this, the final Woman's Perspective, our girl was under a lot of pressure. After over a year of bringing you her weekly take on such disparate subjects as anal sex, swingers, porn, Dr. House, glasses, video games, the Internet, getting laid, ... Read more

 

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]]>emily mccombsfinallastpremature ejaculationwomans perspectiveEmily McCombs2011-01-21T13:00:00+00:00Was Alexander Hamilton President? Asylum Investigateshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/alexander-hamilton-president-asylum-investigates/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/alexander-hamilton-president-asylum-investigates/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/alexander-hamilton-president-asylum-investigates/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Many Founding Fathers top-five lists have Alexander Hamilton following George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and John Adams in the number five spot. He is, after all, much cooler than James Madison, and only an unscrupulous alcoholic ... Read more

 

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]]>alexander hamiltonAlexanderHamiltonpresidentrichard syllaRichardSyllathomas flemingThomasFlemingAnthony Layser2011-01-20T15:30:00+00:00Happy Birthday, Betty White!http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/betty-white-turns-89-birthday/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/betty-white-turns-89-birthday/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/betty-white-turns-89-birthday/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


You already know we love Betty White. This week, America's favorite grandma turned 89. To celebrate, here's a video of the time Asylum's Ron Babcock got to hang out with Betty on the set of "Hot in Cleveland," where she gave him some advice on ... Read more

 

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]]>betty whiteBettyWhiteAsylum Staff2011-01-20T13:00:00+00:00Craig Rowin to Get One Million Dollars for No Particular Reasonhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/craig-rowin-to-get-one-million-dollars-for-no-particular-reason/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/craig-rowin-to-get-one-million-dollars-for-no-particular-reason/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/craig-rowin-to-get-one-million-dollars-for-no-particular-reason/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Do you want a million dollars? Did you ever think of just asking? Comedy writer Craig Rowin did, requesting in a YouTube video that a kind stranger gave him that seven-figure sum just because. Lo and behold, some wealthy eccentric took the ... Read more

 

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]]>Craig RowinCraigRowinmillionaireupright citizens brigadeUprightCitizensBrigadeJeremy Taylor2011-01-20T10:30:00+00:00Blow-Up Doll Used As Flotation Device in the Australian Floodshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/blow-up-doll-used-as-flotation-device-in-the-australian-floods/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/blow-up-doll-used-as-flotation-device-in-the-australian-floods/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/blow-up-doll-used-as-flotation-device-in-the-australian-floods/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Humorous moments during the recent Australian floods have been few and far between, but this definitely is one. How so? Inflatable sex dolls ... being used as rafts. Two teenagers decided that, lacking any better form of flotation device, they ... Read more

 

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]]>australiablow-upfloodingfloodssex dollSexDollvictoriaAsylum Staff2011-01-19T10:30:00+00:00Comedian Freaks Out Unsuspecting Craigslist Buyers With Crazy Talkhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/comedian-freaks-out-unsuspecting-craigslist-buyers-with-crazy-ta/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/comedian-freaks-out-unsuspecting-craigslist-buyers-with-crazy-ta/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/comedian-freaks-out-unsuspecting-craigslist-buyers-with-crazy-ta/#commentsFiled under: ,


You're really taking a risk when you buy something off of Craigslist. There's the chance that the item you purchase turns out to be a real lemon or the seller turns out to be a real psycho. Suddenly, that $10 lampshade doesn't seem like such a good ... Read more

 

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]]>comediancraigslisthidden videoHiddenVideojack valeJackValeLaura Leu2011-01-19T09:00:00+00:00Get the Whole Story With 'Better Book Titles'http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/better-book-titles-dan-wilbur/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/better-book-titles-dan-wilbur/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/better-book-titles-dan-wilbur/#commentsFiled under: ,


Any avid reader (both of us) will tell you that books are long. Sometimes you get all the way to the end of one only to realize you didn't even like it! Wouldn't it be great if you could tell from the title if a book is worth the effort? Comedian, ... Read more

 

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]]>better book titlesBetterBookTitlesbooksreadingDanny Gallagher2011-01-18T13:30:00+00:00Texting Woman Falls Into Fountain at Shopping Mallhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/texting-woman-falls-into-fountain-at-shopping-mall/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/texting-woman-falls-into-fountain-at-shopping-mall/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/texting-woman-falls-into-fountain-at-shopping-mall/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Some people are great multitaskers, capable of doing several things at the same time and doing them well. Just not this woman, unless she was trying to make a fool of herself AND achieve YouTube infamy. The unfortunate woman ended up soaking wet ... Read more

 

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]]>blundererrorfailfallmallpondshopping centreshopping mallShoppingCentreShoppingMalltextingtripSimon Crisp2011-01-18T13:00:00+00:00All Hail Michael Douglas, King of the A-List Photobombhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/michael-douglas-photobomb/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/michael-douglas-photobomb/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/michael-douglas-photobomb/#commentsFiled under: , ,


That's right, it's a picture of Michael Douglas, Oscar winner and all-around badass, photobombing his own wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Angelina Jolie. Two of the most beautiful women in the world, photobombed at the same time, at the Golden ... Read more

 

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]]>angelina jolieAngelinaJolieCatherine Zeta-JonesCatherineZeta-jonesMichael DouglasMichaelDouglasphotobombphotobombersphotobombingAlastair Plumb2011-01-18T10:30:00+00:00Masterclash Posits Why Asylum Is Getting the Axehttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/masterclash-posits-why-asylum-is-getting-the-axe/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/masterclash-posits-why-asylum-is-getting-the-axe/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/masterclash-posits-why-asylum-is-getting-the-axe/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Remember that movie "Conspiracy Theory," where Mel Gibson played the crazy guy with those ridiculous theories about society and the government -- and then he ended up being right? We do. And that, along with our heightened sense of distrust and ... Read more

 

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]]>asylumasylum closingemily mccombsmasterclashshut downAsylum Staff2011-01-14T15:30:00+00:00Crippled and Cuddly -- The Most Awesome Animal Prostheticshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/animal-prosthetics/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/animal-prosthetics/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/animal-prosthetics/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Animals -- we've celebrated the deformed, the ugly, the masturbatory, and we now present you with the amputated. Because whatever an animal loses in limbs, it gains in awesomeness. Sometimes in the form of a really sweet prosthetic device. So, ... Read more

 

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]]>animal prostheticsAnimalProstheticsbionic animalsBionicAnimalscrippled animalsCrippledAnimalshandicapped animalsHandicappedAnimalsLaura Leu2011-01-14T13:30:00+00:00How Not to Clear Snow From a Roofhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/how-not-to-clear-snow-from-a-roof/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/how-not-to-clear-snow-from-a-roof/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/how-not-to-clear-snow-from-a-roof/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Maybe this Estonian man just wanted to clear the snow from his roof, maybe he wanted to go one better than a certain DIY avalanche in the fail stakes. If it was the latter, then mission accomplished. You see, rather than letting the snow build up ... Read more

 

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]]>blundererrorestoniafailfallingslipperysnowsnow failSnowFailSimon Crisp2011-01-13T13:00:00+00:00The Hate by Numbers Finale -- Gladstone Says Goodbyehttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/11/hate-by-numbers-finale-gladstone/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/11/hate-by-numbers-finale-gladstone/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/11/hate-by-numbers-finale-gladstone/#commentsFiled under: , ,


With Asylum going the way of the dinosaurs, Gladstone has decided to bring his series "Hate by Numbers" to an end (at least for now). He created an epic hybrid of an original episode and a best-of compilation for this final installment -- a structure ... Read more

 

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]]>finalegladstonehate by numbersHateByNumbersGladstone2011-01-11T15:30:00+00:00The 10 Most Revealing Freudian Slips From Politicianshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/06/best-politician-freudian-slips-gaffes/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/06/best-politician-freudian-slips-gaffes/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/06/best-politician-freudian-slips-gaffes/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Sigmund Freud once said, "America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." Granted, he was also the purveyor of the theory that "time spent with cats is never wasted" -- a fact which, ... Read more

 

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]]>freudian slipsFreudianSlipsgaffesgeorge w. bushGeorgeW.BushHillary ClintonHillaryClintonpoliticsOliver Noble2011-01-06T15:30:00+00:00The Oldest Websites on the Internet -- The Top 10 Golden Oldies of the Webhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/06/the-oldest-websites-on-the-internet-the-top-10-golden-oldies/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/06/the-oldest-websites-on-the-internet-the-top-10-golden-oldies/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/06/the-oldest-websites-on-the-internet-the-top-10-golden-oldies/#commentsFiled under: ,


It's hard to fathom sometimes the kind of things people believed in the olden days -- that the earth was the center of the solar system, that the world was flat, that hysteria was caused by woman's womb coming loose and moving around in her body, ... Read more

 

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]]>ancient websitesAncientWebsitesfunny websitesFunnyWebsitesold web-designold websitesOldWeb-designOldWebsitesweb designWebDesignOliver Jones2011-01-06T13:30:00+00:00Keep Your New Year's Resolutions (by Lowering the Bar)http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/05/how-to-keep-your-new-years-resolutions/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/05/how-to-keep-your-new-years-resolutions/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/05/how-to-keep-your-new-years-resolutions/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Every month in New York City, comedians Ray DeVito and Dan Allen present Sacapuntas, a combination stand-up and storytelling show that features the funniest people around. Let's face it -- every new year, we make resolutions that are cliché ... Read more

 

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]]>brooke van poppelennew yearsnew years resolutionsray devitosacapuntasAsylum Staff2011-01-05T17:30:00+00:00Classic Vanity Plate Is Revoked by Humorless Perverts at Virginia DMVhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/05/classic-vanity-plate-is-revoked-by-humorless-perverts-at-virgini/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/05/classic-vanity-plate-is-revoked-by-humorless-perverts-at-virgini/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/05/classic-vanity-plate-is-revoked-by-humorless-perverts-at-virgini/#commentsFiled under: , ,


This clever combination of two simple words and a specialty Virginia license plate has long been one of the Internet's go-to examples of vanity plate hilarity. However, in real life, the eye-catching suggestion has been off the road for about a ... Read more

 

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]]>RedditVanity PlatesVanityPlatesVirginia DMVVirginiaDmvJeremy Taylor2011-01-05T16:00:00+00:00