Asylum http://www.asylum.com Asylum http://www.asylum.com/media/feedlogo.gif Asylum http://www.asylum.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/8 of the Most Awkward Video-Dating Profiles Everhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/08/20/worst-awkward-video-dating-profiles/http://www.asylum.com/2010/08/20/worst-awkward-video-dating-profiles/http://www.asylum.com/2010/08/20/worst-awkward-video-dating-profiles/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Back before the Internet and online personals were born, there was a phenomenon called "video dating." One of its advantages over today's methods: it was a lot harder to exaggerate your physical appearance or mislead with those from-above MySpace ... Read more

 

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]]>awkward momentsAwkwardMomentsvideo datingVideoDatingGreg Voakes2010-08-20T13:30:00+00:00What Facial Hair Best Attracts the Ladies?http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/19/women-review-mens-facial-hair/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/19/women-review-mens-facial-hair/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/19/women-review-mens-facial-hair/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


As we celebrate Mustache March by paying homage to the greatest fuzz this side of Tom Selleck's upper lip, let us not forget about the whiskers that roam elsewhere on a man's face. And most importantly, what women think about them. From the beard ... Read more

 

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]]>beardsfacial hairFacialHairgroomingmustachesreviewwomenLaura Leu2010-03-19T15:00:00+00:00Valentine's Day Gifts for Your Lady That Aren't Cheesyhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/02/03/cool-geeky-valentines-day-gifts-wife-girlfriend/http://www.asylum.com/2010/02/03/cool-geeky-valentines-day-gifts-wife-girlfriend/http://www.asylum.com/2010/02/03/cool-geeky-valentines-day-gifts-wife-girlfriend/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Newsflash: Your lady has gotten countless gifts of roses, chocolates and creepy-looking teddy bears over the years. Don't be another in a long list of saps or thoughtless lovers this Feb. 14. (That's Valentine's Day, in case you didn't know.) Here ... Read more

 

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]]>Lauren Fritsky2010-02-03T13:30:00+00:0010 Things You Should Never Say to a Jersey Girlhttp://www.asylum.com/2009/12/14/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-jersey-girl/http://www.asylum.com/2009/12/14/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-jersey-girl/http://www.asylum.com/2009/12/14/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-jersey-girl/#commentsFiled under: , , , , ,


You may have met her at the down the shore over the summer or at a business lunch in Manhattan: the Jersey Girl, a fine breed of babe worthy of your attention. True, Jersey girls can be tough and a little intimidating, but it's mostly because ... Read more

 

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]]>10 things you should never say10ThingsYouShouldNeverSayjersey girljersey shoreJerseyGirlJerseyShorenew jerseyNewJerseyLauren Fritsky2009-12-14T14:00:00+00:009 Signs It's Time to Lock It Downhttp://www.asylum.com/2009/11/24/9-signs-its-time-to-lock-it-down/http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/24/9-signs-its-time-to-lock-it-down/http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/24/9-signs-its-time-to-lock-it-down/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


The urge to pair-bond is a very primal, natural thing. Even bugs do it, and bugs are gross. And sure, some of them get their heads eaten as a result, but the point is that most of us want to be in a partnership with another person. But with so many ... Read more

 

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]]>commitmentdatingdating tipsDatingTipslovemarriagerelationshipswomenIan Fortey2009-11-24T13:30:00+00:0010 Things You Should Never Say to a Gamer Girlhttp://www.asylum.com/2009/11/18/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-gamer-girl/http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/18/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-gamer-girl/http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/18/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-gamer-girl/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , ,


There's just something about a girl who plays video games. More than any other hobby or pastime, the rare subset of attractive women who game just seems to titillate the male imagination with the prospect of sex outside of WoW. So we can understand ... Read more

 

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]]>10 things you should never say10ThingsYouShouldNeverSaygamer girlsGamerGirlskathryn lynKathrynLynvideo gamesVideoGamesEmily McCombs2009-11-18T16:00:00+00:00Does Maybe Really Mean No?http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/10/does-maybe-really-mean-no/http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/10/does-maybe-really-mean-no/http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/10/does-maybe-really-mean-no/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Recently, we stumbled upon this article by AOL Personals writer Wayne Elise, which declares his belief in no uncertain terms that when a woman you're interested in dating tells you maybe, she always, unequivocally means no. In his words, "People ... Read more

 

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]]>aol personalsAolPersonalsdating tipsDatingTipsmaybeEmily McCombs2009-11-10T15:00:00+00:00How to Praise Your Lady's Vaginahttp://www.asylum.com/2009/10/05/how-to-praise-your-ladys-vagina/http://www.asylum.com/2009/10/05/how-to-praise-your-ladys-vagina/http://www.asylum.com/2009/10/05/how-to-praise-your-ladys-vagina/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


In your sexual escapades, it's likely you've noticed most women are skilled at stroking a man's ego through exaggerated moans and the classic lines she uses to imply that your Johnson is the biggest she's ever (nearly) wrapped her hands around. ... Read more

 

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]]>complimentsdirty talkDirtyTalkvaginaJennifer Benjamin2009-10-05T16:00:00+00:0010 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl With Huge Boobshttp://www.asylum.com/2009/08/20/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-girl-with-huge-boobs/http://www.asylum.com/2009/08/20/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-girl-with-huge-boobs/http://www.asylum.com/2009/08/20/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-girl-with-huge-boobs/#commentsFiled under: , ,


So, I have huge cans (pictured). I've had massive breasts since high school, so they're not that big of a deal to me anymore. But I've also heard every dumbass thing that could possibly be said about them. For some reason, dudes -- from my friends to ... Read more

 

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]]>10 things you should never say10ThingsYouShouldNeverSaybig boobsbig breastsBigBoobsBigBreastsboobsbreastshootershuge boobsHugeBoobsJulieanne Smolinski2009-08-20T16:00:00+00:008 Woman-Approved Tips From Pick-Up Boot Camphttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/08/pickup-tips-from-pickup-boot-camp/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/08/pickup-tips-from-pickup-boot-camp/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/08/pickup-tips-from-pickup-boot-camp/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Last week, Lemondrop's Julieanne and I attended Day 1 of the Love Systems (formerly Mystery Method) Pick-Up Boot Camp, where some of the world's best pick-up artists teach techniques to help hapless dudes "attract beautiful women in any situation." ... Read more

 

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]]>mysterypick-up artistpick-up boot campPick-upArtistPick-upBootCamppicking up womenPickingUpWomenpickup tipsPickupTipsthe gameTheGameEmily McCombs2009-07-08T16:00:00+00:0010 Things You Should Never Say to a Hooters Girlhttp://www.asylum.com/2009/06/17/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-hooters-girl/http://www.asylum.com/2009/06/17/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-hooters-girl/http://www.asylum.com/2009/06/17/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-hooters-girl/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Ah, Hooters. That innocent netherland between the blatant perversion of a strip club and the bland innocence of a boobless meal. It may not be the coolest place in the world, but it's definitely our favorite place to check out girls in shiny orange ... Read more

 

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]]>hootershooters girlHootersGirlwhat not to sayWhatNotToSaywingsEmily McCombs2009-06-17T16:00:00+00:0015 Things You Should Never Say to a Womanhttp://www.asylum.com/2009/01/23/15-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-woman/http://www.asylum.com/2009/01/23/15-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-woman/http://www.asylum.com/2009/01/23/15-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-woman/#commentsFiled under: , ,


"Can I kiss you?" These words may sound sweet, but most women say the phrase is actually a bad idea. It's no secret that men and women communicate differently. What that means for men is that every once in awhile we accidentally wander into a ... Read more

 

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]]>Emily McCombs2009-01-23T13:30:00+00:00How to Defend Yourself Using a Candy Canehttp://www.asylum.com/2008/12/22/how-to-defend-yourself-using-a-candy-cane/http://www.asylum.com/2008/12/22/how-to-defend-yourself-using-a-candy-cane/http://www.asylum.com/2008/12/22/how-to-defend-yourself-using-a-candy-cane/#commentsFiled under: , ,


When Christmastime comes around, you're probably feeling a little giddy from the spiked eggnog and overjoyed about the loot you've just scored from Santa. digg_url = 'http://digg.com/comedy/How_to_Defend_Yourself_Using_a_Candy_Cane' ... Read more

 

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]]>candy cane defenseCandyCaneDefenseRyan McKee2008-12-22T14:30:00+00:00How to Pick up Chicks at Karaokehttp://www.asylum.com/2008/08/01/how-to-pick-up-chicks-at-karaoke/http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/01/how-to-pick-up-chicks-at-karaoke/http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/01/how-to-pick-up-chicks-at-karaoke/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , , ,


Whether you've got perfect pitch or are tone-deaf, karaoke can be a great place to meet women, at least according to Raina Lee, the author of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot: The Ultimate Guide to Karaoke Domination." "Karaoke is an awesome place to ... Read more

 

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]]>hit me with your best shotHitMeWithYourBestShothow to pick up chicks at karaokeHowToPickUpChicksAtKaraokekaraokeraina leeRainaLeeEmily McCombs2008-08-01T16:30:00+00:00The 10 Best Jobs for Picking Up Womenhttp://www.asylum.com/2008/06/01/the-10-best-jobs-for-picking-up-women/http://www.asylum.com/2008/06/01/the-10-best-jobs-for-picking-up-women/http://www.asylum.com/2008/06/01/the-10-best-jobs-for-picking-up-women/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


What's the most important thing to look for in a job? Big compensation? Great benefits? Cool coworkers? If you're like us, you need every advantage you can get to score ladies, which is why finding a job that's great for picking up women is an ... Read more

 

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]]>zohanMatthew Schneiderman2008-06-01T10:00:00+00:00Worst 'Sex and the City' Pick-Up Lines Everhttp://www.asylum.com/2008/05/30/worst-sex-and-the-city-pick-up-lines-ever/http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/30/worst-sex-and-the-city-pick-up-lines-ever/http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/30/worst-sex-and-the-city-pick-up-lines-ever/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


It's safe to say that every woman in the country will be at the movies this weekend -- and you know what that means: fresh pickins! If you can't get a date amongst the sea of ladies in the "Sex and the City: The Movie" audience, there's no hope for ... Read more

 

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]]>NSFWpickup linesPickupLinessex and the citySexAndTheCityNicholas Nadel2008-05-30T15:30:00+00:00Real-Life Shakespeare: Morgue 'Romeo' Sleeps with 'Juliet'http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/28/life-imitates-shakespeare-romeo-sleeps-with-juliet-in-morgu/http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/28/life-imitates-shakespeare-romeo-sleeps-with-juliet-in-morgu/http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/28/life-imitates-shakespeare-romeo-sleeps-with-juliet-in-morgu/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


It could have been a scene out of "Romeo and Juliet," if "Romeo and Juliet" took place in a Taiwanese morgue. In a display of till-death-do-us-part affection that may just be a wee bit over the top, a recently bereaved man climbed inside a freezer to ... Read more

 

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]]>dead girlfriendDeadGirlfriendmorguetaiwanTom Radler2008-05-28T14:00:00+00:00Does Cocksure Humor Trigger a Primal Response in Women?http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/13/does-cocksure-humor-trigger-a-primal-response-in-women/http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/13/does-cocksure-humor-trigger-a-primal-response-in-women/http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/13/does-cocksure-humor-trigger-a-primal-response-in-women/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


Women always seem to rank a sense of humor near the top of the list of attributes they find attractive. This maxim is regularly supported by the funny but unfortunate-looking guys who land model types. But knock-knock jokes aren't helping anybody ... Read more

 

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]]>nsfwAnthony Layser2008-05-13T16:00:00+00:00'Male Enhancement' Pills Could Kill Youhttp://www.asylum.com/2008/04/09/male-enhancement-pills-could-kill-you/http://www.asylum.com/2008/04/09/male-enhancement-pills-could-kill-you/http://www.asylum.com/2008/04/09/male-enhancement-pills-could-kill-you/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Who hasn't contemplated sending away for those "male enhancement" pills offered by friendly, reliable spammers? Well, if you pick a less-than-reputable company, you might end up six feet under because of your quest to get a rise. Authorities in ... Read more

 

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]]>drugsnsfwpillssex pillsSexPillsTom Radler2008-04-09T09:00:00+00:00Italy's Explorers Make Another Amazing Discovery: The G-Spothttp://www.asylum.com/2008/02/22/italys-explorers-make-another-amazing-discovery-the-g-spot/http://www.asylum.com/2008/02/22/italys-explorers-make-another-amazing-discovery-the-g-spot/http://www.asylum.com/2008/02/22/italys-explorers-make-another-amazing-discovery-the-g-spot/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


The G spot is the most mysterious and mythical of the female erogenous zones. Many women say this part of the vagina can induce extremely powerful orgasms. Yet scientists (and hapless lovers) have long argued there's no evidence to show where or ... Read more

 

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]]>nsfwMichael Rundle2008-02-22T14:50:00+00:00