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Jessica Alba Gets Spanked; Levi Johnston vs. Conan O'Brien
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Obama Year One in Review -- From the Left
Tommy Christopher is Asylum's White House Correspondent. Today he looks back on the first year of ...
Angelina Jolie Returns to Action With 'Salt'; Lohan's Recorded Breakdown
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Asylum Trend Investigator -- Big Bird, 'Sesame Street''s 40th Anniversary
Asylum resident trend expert Ryan McKee placed Big Bird under the microscope after it became ...
Pals Join Dad in Solidarity Beards for Premature Baby
When a group of guys gets together and decide to stop shaving it usually means they are on some sort ...
Asylum Trend Investigator Connects SEPTA Strike and Burlington Northern
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Would You Rather the President Be Under- or Overfed?
In a recent series of photos, Barack Obama is looking even skinner than usual, almost ...
Asylum Celebrates Cliche Day With Top Blogging Cliches
Clichés are omnipresent in our ADD society. From The New York Times to Bazooka Joe, we just can't ...
Gambling on Election Day Ballots in Ohio -- Toledo to be the New Vegas?
Today is Election Day, and there's not much to get excited about on most ballots, but today's ...
7 Reasons to Be Don Draper; Whedon Wants to Buy 'Terminator'
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Are Gay Slurs OK in the Locker Room?
Last week, Larry Johnson of the Kansas City Chiefs was suspended by the team for two weeks for ...
'Axe Effect' Lawsuit in India a Hoax
We've all seen those commercials for Axe products that cheekily promise that the Axe Effect will ...
Hopkins Is 'Thor''s Odin; 'Mad Max 4' Gets New Star
Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks. Anthony Hopkins will be ...
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