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Man Stabs Himself to Avoid Blockbuster Shift
We've all done it. You feel like a day off work, so you call the boss and put on your best ...
Celebrity Sighting or How I Got Caught Stalking Val Kilmer
What follows is a personal account by Asylum reader Daniel Levine -- a tale of a brush with ...
Mooning Man Dragged 200 Yards by Moving Train
The joke was on a 22-year-old German man when he mooned a departing train and got his pants caught ...
President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Win Causes Conservative Conniption
The Nobel Committee shocked the world today by awarding its Peace Prize to U.S. President Barack ...
Bring the Random Ruckus -- 5 Unlikely Reasons for Riots
If history has taught us anything it's that Tony Danza is wonderful. Also, we've learned that a ...
Tiger Woods and the Triumph of the On-Air Fart
People love bodily functions, it's a fact. It's no surprise then that at the Buick Open, on the 18th ...
Taxpayer Dollars Used to Fund 'Man Cave'
In what sounds like the plot to a new Seth Rogen movie, two New York state janitors have been ...
O.J.'s Bronco Ride and Other Ways Celebs Looked Guilty
Fifteen years ago today, O.J. Simpson decided not to honor the agreement he had made to turn himself ...
New Hampshire Man Arrested for 153rd Time
Exhibiting unusual perseverance and determination, a man from Portsmouth, N.H., chalked up his 153rd ...
5 Child Prodigies Whose Talents We Envy
According to Malcolm Gladwell, it takes 10,000 hours for a person to master a craft. While we are ...
Show Us Your Sun Damage
Memorial Day isn't just the kick-off to summer, it's the beginning of seeing folks everywhere who've ...
Bad Calls -- the Most Infamous Misstatements Ever Made
Six years ago today, then-President Bush stepped onto the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln and took ...
Heroic Bat Clings to Space Shuttle During Launch
As the Darwin awards have taught us, some deaths are embarrassing. But death can be glorious, too -- ...
Ever Been Busted for Speeding? These Guys Have
Getting busted for doing over 100 mph is a lot like getting kicked out of camp for being in a girl's ...
The 15 All-Time Stupidest Darwin Award Winners
For the uninitiated, a Darwin Award is a dubious achievement given to the deceased. Taking its name ...
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