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Just before midnight on New Year's eve, up to 5,000 blackbirds fell from the Arkansas sky, their mangled corpses leaving a ghastly scene on the ground. Today we get word that 120 miles away from this mysterious massacre, approximately 100,000 drum ... Read more

 

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]]>arkansasArkansas Fish and Game CommissionArkansasFishAndGameCommissionBlackbirdDrum FishDrumFishJeremy Taylor2011-01-03T16:00:00+00:00Forget 2012 -- Billboards Say Judgment Day Is Sooner Than You Thinkhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/03/we-can-know-rapture-may-21-2011/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/03/we-can-know-rapture-may-21-2011/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/03/we-can-know-rapture-may-21-2011/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Fans of the disaster flick "2012" and the Mayan prophecy that inspired it, may just want to step up their personal ark-building schedules. According to a gaggle of billboards that have been popping up around the world, the Mayans circled the wrong ... Read more

 

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]]>apocalypseebible fellowshipEbibleFellowshipend of the worldEndOfTheWorldrapturereligionwe can knowWeCanKnowTommy Christopher2010-12-03T10:30:00+00:00NASA Announces Arsenic-Based Life Forms -- But Are They Going to Kill Us?http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/02/nasa-announcement-aliens-arsenic/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/02/nasa-announcement-aliens-arsenic/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/02/nasa-announcement-aliens-arsenic/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Here's what we knew about the nature of life as of yesterday: All life is carbon-based -- from an amoeba to a blue whale to a houseplant -- and has the same basic building blocks in its DNA. Those building blocks are carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and ... Read more

 

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]]>aliensarsenicarsenic-based lifeArsenic-basedLifecarbon based lifeCarbonBasedLifeNASAParanoiaAlertscientific discoveryScientificDiscoveryDan Solomon2010-12-02T15:00:00+00:00Robots Continue Slow-Paced White House Invasionhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/18/obama-robots/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/18/obama-robots/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/18/obama-robots/#commentsFiled under: ,


Stop the robot insanity! One by one, the monsters of the future are weaseling their way into the president's good graces. One second a seemingly harmless soccer-playing robot has been invited into the White House, and the next thing you know, ... Read more

 

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]]>Japanobamarobot apocalypseRobotApocalypserobotswhite houseWhiteHouseEmerald Catron2010-11-18T10:30:00+00:00Peyote Shortage, Like, Bumming Everyone Out, Manhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/peyote-shortage/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/peyote-shortage/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/peyote-shortage/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Film majors, Hunter S. Thompson enthusiasts and American Indians take note: There's a peyote shortage across America. Don't freak out, man -- it'll all be over in a few hours. To be fair, the shortage mostly affects the three men in the nation who ... Read more

 

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]]>peyotepeyote shortagePeyoteShortageEmerald Catron2010-11-10T18:00:00+00:00Pentagon Puzzled by Mystery Missile Over Californiahttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/missile-fired-catalina-island-california-video/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/missile-fired-catalina-island-california-video/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/10/missile-fired-catalina-island-california-video/#commentsFiled under: , ,


When a missile is fired off the coast of Southern California, and the Pentagon doesn't have a clue why ... are you allowed to be a little worried? A news helicopter's cameraman happened to spot a stray projectile coming from an area near Catalina ... Read more

 

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]]>caught on cameraCaught on FilmCaughtOnCameraCaughtOnFilmdepartment of defenseDepartmentOfDefensemissilemysterypentagonrocketunexplainableunexplainable videoUnexplainableVideoAlastair Plumb2010-11-10T10:30:00+00:00Eight Disgusting Animals That Can Live Inside Youhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/05/eight-disgusting-animals-that-can-live-inside-you/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/05/eight-disgusting-animals-that-can-live-inside-you/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/05/eight-disgusting-animals-that-can-live-inside-you/#commentsFiled under: , ,


We all know about the nice things that live inside us, like love and friendship and hope, but what about the grizzly stuff with claws and pupae? Eww ... pupae. If you're both morbidly curious and intensely squeamish, it's time for these two facets ... Read more

 

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]]>animal apocalypseAnimalApocalypseanimals that live inside youAnimalsThatLiveInsideYougross animalsGrossAnimalsparasiteweird animalsWeirdAnimalsOliver Jones2010-11-05T13:30:00+00:00Paranoia Alert: Let's Learn About Testicular Torsionhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/01/paranoia-alert-lets-learn-about-testicular-torsion/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/01/paranoia-alert-lets-learn-about-testicular-torsion/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/01/paranoia-alert-lets-learn-about-testicular-torsion/#commentsFiled under: , ,


We live in an uncertain world, but there's an order to the universe that we can nonetheless derive comfort from: Two and two is always four, the Cubs will never go to the World Series and your left ball is always on the left side of your -- wait, ... Read more

 

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]]>ballsParanoiaAlerttesticlestesticular torsionTesticularTorsionDan Solomon2010-11-01T10:30:00+00:00Paranoia Alert! Robots Have Infiltrated the White Househttp://www.asylum.com/2010/10/20/obama-robot-white-house-science-fair/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/20/obama-robot-white-house-science-fair/http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/20/obama-robot-white-house-science-fair/#commentsFiled under: , ,


We knew this day would come. We just didn't think it would happen so soon. Robots have made their way into the White House. They've done it under the guise of peacefulness and, in fact, were even invited in by President Obama himself, as part ... Read more

 

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