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Sale Time: Paul Smith Flat Card Case
Designer Paul Smith creates clothing and accessories with the sort of unexpected details that make...
500 GB Drive for $80? Get 'Em While They Last
On May 9 only, you can get a 500 GB USB external hard drive for $80 (shipped). Requires a mail-in...
Sale Time: Ted Baker Webeka Shirt
Want to look ten pounds thinner? Try wearing a shirt with vertical seams. Ted Baker's cotton...
Sale Time: Citizen's Eco-Drive Perpetual Calendar Watch
Say goodbye to the hassle of dead watch batteries with Citizen's Eco-Drive Perpetual Calendar Watch....
Sale Time: Gola Chase sneaker
More obscure than Adidas and more affordable than Tod's, Gola sneakers are the thinking man's Euro...
Sale Time: Kenneth Cole Dobby Short
Many of you are probably rolling your eyes at the thought of a pair of shorts that are cut higher...
Sale Time: Penguin Pale Blue Dot Shirt
Wearing a collared shirt on the weekend can make you look like you mistakenly thought it was...
Sale Time: Anhu Bodegas Adaptive Hiking Boots
Since every day is Earth Day at Asylum, we thought we'd highlight a pair of planet-friendly...
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Vagina China
The flatware for the breakfast of champions.
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Man Looked at 780,000 Pages of Porn at Work
And isn't fired.
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Free Viagra in Chile
Old men of Chile, rejoice!
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Black Woman
Just don't say it.
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Tweety Bird
Consider Your Tattoos Before You Exhibit Them.
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Pop Life
Supplements Every Man Should Take.
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From Awkward Signs
"In the early days of home box office I saw a large sign in front of a motel in Eastern Oklahoma "'Sin $29.95 -- Free Hobo in every room.'"
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From Drunk Man Fails to Notice Knife in his Back
"After a run-in with a Swampwater drinking contest (yuck - it's a mixed drink, don't ask) woke up to a LARGE CHINESE DRAGON TATTOO on my back.... no one seemed to know how it got there... must've been a side-effect of the Swampwater...."
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From Public School
"I had a chance to check this line out in stores(barneys)... and it blew my mind. quality, details and the fit.... pictures really didnt do justice."
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