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Condoms Sing and Dance in the Streets of India
India is generally pretty conservative when it comes to making the two-backed beast, so it can be...
Women Who Love Porn: An Asylum Investigation
When you think of the women who attend adult movie conventions, you probably picture porn stars. But...
Summer Sex Positions That Could Result in Injury or Arrest
One of the best things about rising temperatures is that sex in a pool goes from fantasy to...
Streaking for the Team, Stripping for Playboy
During a USA vs. Honduras Olympic-qualifying soccer match in March, Floridian Tiffany May's...
When Abstinence Doesn't Work, Here are Words to Grow on
Jon Stewart and his crew note that while the government has spent $1.3 billion on abstinence...
Civil Servant Demoted for Excessive Porn Downloads
How much is too much porn at the office? Evidently, if you work in a Japanese regional government...
Asylum's Guide to Identifying a Transvestite
International soccer star Ronaldo recently had one of the more embarrassing experiences a man can...
Chilean Elderly Get Free Viagra (We're Retiring in Chile)
Yesterday, we learned about a pending law in Ecuador that would make good sex a "basic right" for...
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Vagina China
The flatware for the breakfast of champions.
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Man Looked at 780,000 Pages of Porn at Work
And isn't fired.
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Free Viagra in Chile
Old men of Chile, rejoice!
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Black Woman
Just don't say it.
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Tweety Bird
Consider Your Tattoos Before You Exhibit Them.
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Pop Life
Supplements Every Man Should Take.
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From Awkward Signs
"In the early days of home box office I saw a large sign in front of a motel in Eastern Oklahoma "'Sin $29.95 -- Free Hobo in every room.'"
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From Drunk Man Fails to Notice Knife in his Back
"After a run-in with a Swampwater drinking contest (yuck - it's a mixed drink, don't ask) woke up to a LARGE CHINESE DRAGON TATTOO on my back.... no one seemed to know how it got there... must've been a side-effect of the Swampwater...."
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From Public School
"I had a chance to check this line out in stores(barneys)... and it blew my mind. quality, details and the fit.... pictures really didnt do justice."
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