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Animals -- we've celebrated the deformed, the ugly, the masturbatory, and we now present you with the amputated. Because whatever an animal loses in limbs, it gains in awesomeness. Sometimes in the form of a really sweet prosthetic device. So, ... Read more

 

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]]>animal prostheticsAnimalProstheticsbionic animalsBionicAnimalscrippled animalsCrippledAnimalshandicapped animalsHandicappedAnimalsLaura Leu2011-01-14T13:30:00+00:00Last-Minute Holiday Gifts for Mustached Americanshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/22/mustached-american-gift-guide-video/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/22/mustached-american-gift-guide-video/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/22/mustached-american-gift-guide-video/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Our weekly dispatch from the nation's foremost mustache expert. With the exception of dwarf-hunting season, there's nothing quite like the holidays in the Mustached American community. It's when we let our hair down, enjoy an ice cold Budweiser, ... Read more

 

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]]>american mustache instituteAmericanMustacheInstitutegift guideGiftGuideholiday gift guideHolidayGiftGuidemoustachemustacheDr. Abraham J Froman2010-12-22T14:00:00+00:00Go Back in Time and Steal Marty McFly's Fly Lookhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/17/back-to-the-future-marty-mcfly/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/17/back-to-the-future-marty-mcfly/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/17/back-to-the-future-marty-mcfly/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


If you take a good look at the outtakes of Eric Stoltz's brief run as Marty McFly in "Back to the Future," you might get the idea that the actor was canned not because of his comedic timing, but because of his clothes. In that black jacket, black ... Read more

 

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]]>80s80s fashion80s styleback to the futurecalvin kleinCalvinKleineric stoltzEricStoltzfashionleelevismarty mcflymichael j foxnikepenfieldRobert ZemeckisRobertZemeckisMatt Glazebrook2010-12-17T13:30:00+00:00Our Favorite Items of Clothing (That She Wants to Burn)http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/16/mens-clothing-women-hate/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/16/mens-clothing-women-hate/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/16/mens-clothing-women-hate/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Guys may appear shallow as we guzzle beer at a wet T-shirt contest, but the truth is we have depths that ladies cannot comprehend. Case in point: Men develop relationships with our shoes, jeans, hats, sunglasses and decades-old T-shirts covered in ... Read more

 

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]]>clothingmens fashionMensFashionRyan McKee2010-12-16T13:30:00+00:00Annual American Mustache Institute's 'Stache Bash Event Flourisheshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/american-mustache-institutes-stache-bash-2010/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/american-mustache-institutes-stache-bash-2010/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/american-mustache-institutes-stache-bash-2010/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Our weekly dispatch from the nation's foremost mustache expert. Last week I reported on Orlando-area firefighter Brian Sheets winning the American Mustache Institute's "Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year" honor at the most ... Read more

 

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]]>american mustache instituteAmericanMustacheInstituteBrian SheetsBrianSheetsmorgan spurlockMorganSpurlockmustachestache bashStacheBashDr. Abraham J Froman2010-12-15T14:00:00+00:00My Day in Jeggings -- Confessions of an Average Guy in Extraordinary Pantshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/can-men-wear-jeggings/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/can-men-wear-jeggings/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/can-men-wear-jeggings/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Conan O'Brien in acid-wash jeggings was a disturbing sight, but not as disturbing as Tim Gunn's proclamation that such ultra-snug denim is "not just [for] ladies." Fashion-forward men from the catwalks of Milan to the boutiques of SoHo have embraced ... Read more

 

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]]>fashionjeggingsMarty Beckerman2010-12-15T13:30:00+00:00Accessories to Attract Your Ideal Womanhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/09/accessories-to-attract-your-ideal-woman/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/09/accessories-to-attract-your-ideal-woman/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/09/accessories-to-attract-your-ideal-woman/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


It's fair to say dudes aren't as accessory-aware as the fairer sex. Whereas women will happily match their shoes to their handbag and agonize for hours over the most suitable necklace-belt-nail polish combination, many men regard a single earring as ... Read more

 

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]]>accessoriesattractionclothingfashionshoppingMatt Glazebrook2010-12-09T13:30:00+00:00Students Get the 'Urkel Treatment' for Wearing Saggy Pantshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/saggy-pants-urkel-initiative-westside-middle-school/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/saggy-pants-urkel-initiative-westside-middle-school/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/saggy-pants-urkel-initiative-westside-middle-school/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


If there's anyone who condemns saggy pants more than cranky old people and the belt industry, it's Bobby White, principal of Westside Middle School in Memphis. White launched the "Urkel Initiative" to get his students to wear their britches in a ... Read more

 

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]]>bobby whiteBobbyWhitememphispunishmentsaggy pantsSaggyPantsurkelurkel initiativeUrkelInitiativeurkelizedwestside middle schoolWestsideMiddleSchoolLaura Leu2010-12-08T18:00:00+00:00Orlando Area Firefighter Is Mustached American of the Yearhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/orlando-area-firefighter-is-mustached-american-of-the-year/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/orlando-area-firefighter-is-mustached-american-of-the-year/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/orlando-area-firefighter-is-mustached-american-of-the-year/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Our weekly dispatch from the nation's foremost mustache expert. After claiming 22 percent of more than 500,000 online votes, Brian Sheets, a firefighter from Orlando, Fla., who founded a mustache-based charity, was named the American Mustache ... Read more

 

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]]>american mustache instituteAmericanMustacheInstituteBrian SheetsBrianSheetsmoustachemustachemustached american of the yearMustachedAmericanOfTheYearRobert Gouletrobert goulet memorial mustached american of the year awardRobertGouletRobertGouletMemorialMustachedAmericanOfTheYearAwardStache BashStacheBashDr. Abraham J Froman2010-12-08T14:00:00+00:00The Secret History of What You Wear Every Dayhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/mens-fashion-clothing-history/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/mens-fashion-clothing-history/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/mens-fashion-clothing-history/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Socks -- simple tubes of cloth to keep your feet warm or rampaging instruments of death? The answer is "simple tubes of cloth" -- really, were you going to fall for that? -- but sometimes it's a little more complicated. Like shirt fasteners for ... Read more

 

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]]>bow tieBowTieclothesclothingfashionfedorahistorykerchiefpantssleeve buttonsSleeveButtonssocksTed Rabinowitz2010-12-08T13:30:00+00:00The V-luxe Takes Your iPad Back to the Futurehttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/v-luxe-ipad-stand/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/v-luxe-ipad-stand/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/08/v-luxe-ipad-stand/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Of all the incredible things an iPad can do, time traveling is not one of them ... until now. Architect Paula Patterson (left) of BKNYdesign designed the V-luxe, an iPad stand that looks like a retro television set. Get it and pretend that you're ... Read more

 

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]]>bknydesignipadipad accessoryipad standIpadAccessoryIpadStandpaula pattersonPaulaPattersonretro tv standRetroTvStandv-luxeLaura Leu2010-12-08T10:30:00+00:00Letting It All Hang out -- Asylum Road Tests Crotchless Underwearhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/07/sacfree-crotchless-underwear-for-men/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/07/sacfree-crotchless-underwear-for-men/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/07/sacfree-crotchless-underwear-for-men/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Every man has skeletons in his closet. And for half a decade, I've had crotchless boxers in mine. In 2005, the German company sacfree (lower-case "s" for some reason) sent me a trial pair of its innovative undergarment, which covers your banana ... Read more

 

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]]>ballscrotchless underwearCrotchlessUnderwearsacfreetesticlesunderwearMarty Beckerman2010-12-07T13:30:00+00:00Liven Up Your Christmas Duds With Puking Reindeers and Black Santashttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/06/ugly-christmas-sweaters/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/06/ugly-christmas-sweaters/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/06/ugly-christmas-sweaters/#commentsFiled under: , ,


We've already taught you how to dress like a gangster, slob, stoner, wrestler and, of course, a stylish blogger. But none of that fashion advice is going to help you stand out at a holiday party. Ergo, we present Skedouche's Ugly Christmas Sweaters ... Read more

 

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]]>betabrandchristmas styleChristmasStylefashionnauseating holiday pantsNauseatingHolidayPantsskedoucheugly christmas pantsugly christmas sweaterUglyChristmasPantsUglyChristmasSweaterLaura Leu2010-12-06T11:30:00+00:00U.S. Air Guitar Champion to Flex Muscle at 'Stache Bashhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/01/u-s-air-guitar-champion-romeo-dance-cheetah/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/01/u-s-air-guitar-champion-romeo-dance-cheetah/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/01/u-s-air-guitar-champion-romeo-dance-cheetah/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Our weekly dispatch from the nation's foremost mustache expert. There are many great champions in America: Britney Spears helped Kevin Federline become the champion of marrying well and getting a lifetime of alimony; Woody Allen is clearly the ... Read more

 

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]]>american mustache instituteAmericanMustacheInstitutemovemberRomeo Dance CheetahRomeoDanceCheetahstache bashStacheBashU.S. Air GuitarU.s.AirGuitarDr. Abraham J Froman2010-12-01T14:00:00+00:00The Sneakiest Trick Plays in Footballhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/29/football-trick-plays/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/29/football-trick-plays/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/29/football-trick-plays/#commentsFiled under: ,


Football is a game that rewards brains as much as brawn. It's not enough to outrun or outsmash your opponent, you must also have a man where no one expects him to be (such as in a yoga class). Make confusion your strategy and you'll almost surely ... Read more

 

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]]>Driscoll Middle SchoolDriscollMiddleSchoolfootballsewaneeSouth Carolina GamecocksSouthCarolinaGamecocksSteve SpurrierSteveSpurriertrick playtrick playsTrickPlayTrickPlaysyoutubeBrendan McGinley2010-11-29T13:30:00+00:00Wood Paneling Isn't Just for the Family Station Wagon Anymorehttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/29/karvt-wooden-macbook-iphone-skins/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/29/karvt-wooden-macbook-iphone-skins/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/29/karvt-wooden-macbook-iphone-skins/#commentsFiled under: ,


Technology may have allowed for electronic devices to look sleeker and futuristic, but there is something to be said for the earthier tones of cherry walnut and reconstituted Wenge. Karvt can help you downgrade the look of your Apple laptop, ... Read more

 

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]]>appleiphone skinIphoneSkinkarvtKurt BarbeeKurtBarbeemacbook skinMacbookSkinskinswooden skinWoodenSkinDanny Gallagher2010-11-29T09:00:00+00:00Brooke Shields Goes to Bat for Mustached American Brandon Wardellhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/brooke-shields-goes-to-bat-for-mustached-american-brandon-wardel/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/brooke-shields-goes-to-bat-for-mustached-american-brandon-wardel/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/brooke-shields-goes-to-bat-for-mustached-american-brandon-wardel/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


Our weekly dispatch from the nation's foremost mustache expert. In a just-released video, legendary dish Brooke Shields -- she of the rolling around on that island in "The Blue Lagoon" -- has thrown her support behind one of the candidates for the ... Read more

 

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]]>american mustache instituteAmericanMustacheInstitutebrandon wardellBrandonWardellbrooke shieldsBrookeShieldsmoustachemustacherobert gouletrobert goulet memorial mustached american of the year awardRobertGouletRobertGouletMemorialMustachedAmericanOfTheYearAwardstache bashStacheBashDr. Abraham J Froman2010-11-24T14:00:00+00:00Gluttony Pants Let You Binge Eat in Comfort and Stylehttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/gluttony-pants-betabrand-holidays/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/gluttony-pants-betabrand-holidays/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/24/gluttony-pants-betabrand-holidays/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Holiday feasts are nigh. With them comes the difficult dilemma every man must face: elastic waistband or drawstring? Much to the delight of your mom, the days of you looking like a slobby gym rat at the dinner table are over -- thanks to Gluttony ... Read more

 

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]]>betabrandchris cosentinoChrisCosentinochristmaseatinggluttony pantsGluttonyPantsholiday partiesHolidayPartiesovereatingthanksgivingLaura Leu2010-11-24T10:30:00+00:00Our Bloggers Get Much-Needed Fashion Advicehttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/our-bloggers-get-muchneeded-fashion-advice/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/our-bloggers-get-muchneeded-fashion-advice/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/22/our-bloggers-get-muchneeded-fashion-advice/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


There is no lack of fashion advice for men these days -- entire blogs, magazines, TV shows and careers are built around telling us what to wear. Unfortunately, one group has been sorely overlooked: male bloggers. Most of us work from home, ... Read more

 

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]]>advicefashionfashion expertFashion JarganFashionExpertFashionJarganJohanna ArganJohannaArganmens fashionMensFashionRyan McKee2010-11-22T13:30:00+00:00What Your Shirt Says About Youhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/11/17/what-your-shirt-says-about-you/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/17/what-your-shirt-says-about-you/http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/17/what-your-shirt-says-about-you/#commentsFiled under: , ,


The ironic tee, the ill-fitting chambray, or that favorite plaid shirt you haven't washed since Bush was in office -- nothing sends a message quite as loudly and clearly as your shirt. To help guide your decisions about your tees, button-downs and ... Read more

 

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]]>clothesfashionFred PerryFredPerryJoystick JunkiesJoystickJunkiesshirtst-shirtstankfarmtungMatt Glazebrook2010-11-17T15:30:00+00:00