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RoboWars: Kill! Crush! Destroy!
We've always been a bit fascinated by the cult of folks who build battling robots. Turns out Xeni...
Condoms Sing and Dance in the Streets of India
India is generally pretty conservative when it comes to making the two-backed beast, so it can be...
Putting on Pants Now Better Than Taking Them off
Whoever said we all put our pants on one leg at a time obviously hasn't met these dudes. Watch them...
Another Man Trapped in an Elevator -- Six Minutes of He##
The New Yorker tells us about the horror of a man stuck in an elevator for 41 hours. Now a man faces...
Answer a Phone -- Or a Million Phones -- And Make Big Money
Sometimes, all you need to do to make a million dollars is answer the phone, right? That's what all...
Your Girlfriend Won't Leave the Toilet? Learn to Love It
Remember that woman last month who was forcibly removed from the bathroom after spending more than...
Where Did Classic Video Games Come From? Lots of Drugs
Knights riding on flying ostriches? A barrel-tossing monkey named Donkey? See for the first time the...
World's Most Useless Machine
We thought we had seen some pretty pointless gadgets here at Asylum. There was the $100,000 shower,...
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Vagina China
The flatware for the breakfast of champions.
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Man Looked at 780,000 Pages of Porn at Work
And isn't fired.
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Free Viagra in Chile
Old men of Chile, rejoice!
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Black Woman
Just don't say it.
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Tweety Bird
Consider Your Tattoos Before You Exhibit Them.
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Pop Life
Supplements Every Man Should Take.
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From Awkward Signs
"In the early days of home box office I saw a large sign in front of a motel in Eastern Oklahoma "'Sin $29.95 -- Free Hobo in every room.'"
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From Drunk Man Fails to Notice Knife in his Back
"After a run-in with a Swampwater drinking contest (yuck - it's a mixed drink, don't ask) woke up to a LARGE CHINESE DRAGON TATTOO on my back.... no one seemed to know how it got there... must've been a side-effect of the Swampwater...."
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From Public School
"I had a chance to check this line out in stores(barneys)... and it blew my mind. quality, details and the fit.... pictures really didnt do justice."
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