Asylum http://www.asylum.com Asylum http://www.asylum.com/media/feedlogo.gif Asylum http://www.asylum.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/So You've Failed -- Masterclash and Asylum Say Goodbyehttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/goodbye-to-asylum/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/goodbye-to-asylum/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/goodbye-to-asylum/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


The time has come to say goodbye. There were robots and nerdy burlesques and everything Star Wars. We gave you A Woman's Perspective and had Drinks With Writers. Olivia Munn pranked our intern. We banned Megan Fox and encouraged women to have Sex ... Read more

 

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]]>asylumfinalgoodbyelastmasterclashAsylum Staff2011-01-21T15:30:00+00:00Movie Mistakes -- Continuity Errors and Gaping Holes From Your Favorite Filmshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/movie-mistakes-gaping-reality-holes-and-continuity-errors-fro/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/movie-mistakes-gaping-reality-holes-and-continuity-errors-fro/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/movie-mistakes-gaping-reality-holes-and-continuity-errors-fro/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Movie mistakes and continuity errors are a form of film trivia that go beyond mere geekiness. Geek knowledge regarding films consists of knowing who a film's cinematographer is or being able to recognize a score's composer by instrumentation alone. ... Read more

 

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]]>continuity errorsContinuityErrorsfilmJurassic ParkJurassicParkmovie mistakesMovieMistakesmoviesStar WarsStarWarsvideoAlastair Plumb2011-01-21T14:30:00+00:00Abra Ca-D'oh!-bra -- Magic Trick Fails Caught on Tapehttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/magic-trick-fails-video/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/magic-trick-fails-video/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/magic-trick-fails-video/#commentsFiled under: ,


Magic is just smoke and mirrors, they say. But sometimes it's also smoke and mirrors and fire and blood and sheer embarrassment. And maybe some dead rabbits in a top hat. Because not every magic trick turns out as planned. Even so, the mucked up ... Read more

 

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]]>failmagicmagiciantricksLaura Leu2011-01-21T14:00:00+00:00How Not to Watch the NFL Playoffshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/how-not-to-watch-the-nfl-playoffs/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/how-not-to-watch-the-nfl-playoffs/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/how-not-to-watch-the-nfl-playoffs/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Now that the NFL playoffs are in full swing, fans' emotions are at a crazy fever pitch. If you're lucky enough to get to see one of the playoff games live, have a great time -- but keep your cool. If you don't, you might end up being mocked and ... Read more

 

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]]>footballnflplayoffsJohn Thomas2011-01-21T13:30:00+00:00A Woman's Perspective on Premature Ejaculationhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/a-womans-perspective-on-premature-ejaculation/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/a-womans-perspective-on-premature-ejaculation/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/a-womans-perspective-on-premature-ejaculation/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


For this, the final Woman's Perspective, our girl was under a lot of pressure. After over a year of bringing you her weekly take on such disparate subjects as anal sex, swingers, porn, Dr. House, glasses, video games, the Internet, getting laid, ... Read more

 

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]]>emily mccombsfinallastpremature ejaculationwomans perspectiveEmily McCombs2011-01-21T13:00:00+00:00Models in Lingerie Bouncing on Balls ... to Sell Car Insurancehttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/video-models-lingerie-bouncing-space-hoppers-car-insurance/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/video-models-lingerie-bouncing-space-hoppers-car-insurance/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/video-models-lingerie-bouncing-space-hoppers-car-insurance/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Advertisers aren't stupid. OK, some of them are, but most of them know what helps things get sold: pretty girls. Preferably pretty girls wearing not that much, as seen in this recent viral hit from Romania, featuring models on bouncy balls selling ... Read more

 

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]]>advertisingcar insuranceCarInsurancelingeriemodelsracy adsRacyAdssexyAlastair Plumb2011-01-20T16:00:00+00:00Was Alexander Hamilton President? Asylum Investigateshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/alexander-hamilton-president-asylum-investigates/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/alexander-hamilton-president-asylum-investigates/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/alexander-hamilton-president-asylum-investigates/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Many Founding Fathers top-five lists have Alexander Hamilton following George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and John Adams in the number five spot. He is, after all, much cooler than James Madison, and only an unscrupulous alcoholic ... Read more

 

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]]>alexander hamiltonAlexanderHamiltonpresidentrichard syllaRichardSyllathomas flemingThomasFlemingAnthony Layser2011-01-20T15:30:00+00:00The Ordinary Becomes Extraordinary With These Amazing Time-Lapse Videoshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/the-ordinary-becomes-extraordinary-with-these-amazing-time-lapse/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/the-ordinary-becomes-extraordinary-with-these-amazing-time-lapse/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/the-ordinary-becomes-extraordinary-with-these-amazing-time-lapse/#commentsFiled under: ,


Speeding up time can make even the most mundane events seem interesting. Take, for example, watching paint dry. See? Erik Solheim also demonstrated time-lapse's ability to amaze by fast-forwarding through the changing seasons in his backyard. ... Read more

 

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]]>best time lapse videosBestTimeLapseVideostime lapsetime lapse videoTimeLapseTimeLapseVideoLaura Leu2011-01-20T13:30:00+00:00Happy Birthday, Betty White!http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/betty-white-turns-89-birthday/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/betty-white-turns-89-birthday/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/betty-white-turns-89-birthday/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


You already know we love Betty White. This week, America's favorite grandma turned 89. To celebrate, here's a video of the time Asylum's Ron Babcock got to hang out with Betty on the set of "Hot in Cleveland," where she gave him some advice on ... Read more

 

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]]>betty whiteBettyWhiteAsylum Staff2011-01-20T13:00:00+00:00Craig Rowin to Get One Million Dollars for No Particular Reasonhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/craig-rowin-to-get-one-million-dollars-for-no-particular-reason/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/craig-rowin-to-get-one-million-dollars-for-no-particular-reason/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/craig-rowin-to-get-one-million-dollars-for-no-particular-reason/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Do you want a million dollars? Did you ever think of just asking? Comedy writer Craig Rowin did, requesting in a YouTube video that a kind stranger gave him that seven-figure sum just because. Lo and behold, some wealthy eccentric took the ... Read more

 

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]]>Craig RowinCraigRowinmillionaireupright citizens brigadeUprightCitizensBrigadeJeremy Taylor2011-01-20T10:30:00+00:00Driver Crashes Into Convenience Store, Fails to Pick Up Milkhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/car-crashes-into-convenience-store-cornershop-mercedes/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/car-crashes-into-convenience-store-cornershop-mercedes/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/car-crashes-into-convenience-store-cornershop-mercedes/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Some convenience stores are better than others. Like the ones that have everything you could want at 6 a.m. on a Tuesday morning -- a pint of milk, a Kit Kat ... an out-of-control Mercedes. Security footage shows how shoppers and staff at this ... Read more

 

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]]>carcar crashCarCrashconvenience storeConvenienceStorecornershopcrashmercedesmercedes-benzAlastair Plumb2011-01-20T09:00:00+00:00Dakar Rally Almost Ends in Desert Disaster, Asylum Persevereshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/dakar-rally-part-3/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/dakar-rally-part-3/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/dakar-rally-part-3/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


Before crossing the finish line of the 2010 Dakar rally, Asylum's Brett McKenzie and the Volkswagen motorsports team had to cross one of the driest, most inhospitable places on Earth: the Atacama desert. This is the third and final episode of ... Read more

 

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]]>Dakar 2010dakar 2011dakar rallyBrett McKenzie2011-01-19T15:30:00+00:00Sexy Parties, Lesbian Sex Shows and Our Favorite Berlusconi Gaffeshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/sexy-parties-lesbian-sex-shows-and-our-favorite-berlusconi-gaff/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/sexy-parties-lesbian-sex-shows-and-our-favorite-berlusconi-gaff/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/sexy-parties-lesbian-sex-shows-and-our-favorite-berlusconi-gaff/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Just take a second to drink that headline in ... In terms of political sex scandals, Berlusconi makes the Bill Clinton affair look like a game of Monopoly. In court papers it was claimed that Italy's premier, Silvio "Got It Like That" ... Read more

 

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]]>berlusconipolitical gaffesPoliticalGaffesscandalSilvio BerlusconiSilvioBerlusconiOliver Jones2011-01-19T15:00:00+00:00Snow Plow Fail -- 4-Ton Truck Crashes Through Parking Lot Roofhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/snow-plow-fail-four-ton-truck-crashes-through-parking-lot-roo/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/snow-plow-fail-four-ton-truck-crashes-through-parking-lot-roo/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/19/snow-plow-fail-four-ton-truck-crashes-through-parking-lot-roo/#commentsFiled under: ,


Footage caught in Calhoun, Ga., shows a snow plow hard at work on the top deck of this two-story parking lot when calamity strikes. The roof gives way and the truck, loaded with two tons of grit plummets through the floor with its rear-end landing ... Read more

 

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]]>failfail videofail videosFailVideoFailVideossnowsnow failSnowFailSimon Crisp2011-01-19T13:00:00+00:00College Student Pays $14,000 Tuition With One-Dollar Billshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/nic-ramos-college-tuition-dollar-bills/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/nic-ramos-college-tuition-dollar-bills/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/nic-ramos-college-tuition-dollar-bills/#commentsFiled under: ,


University of Colorado-Boulder sophomore Nic Ramos is pissed off that his parents have to spend so much money on his education. So did he get a job to help pay for it? Apply for scholarships? Drop out and attend a community college? No, the ... Read more

 

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]]>collegenic ramosNicRamosstuntstuitionuniversityuniversity of colorado at BoulderUniversityOfColoradoAtBoulderLaura Leu2011-01-18T15:00:00+00:00Texting Woman Falls Into Fountain at Shopping Mallhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/texting-woman-falls-into-fountain-at-shopping-mall/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/texting-woman-falls-into-fountain-at-shopping-mall/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/texting-woman-falls-into-fountain-at-shopping-mall/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Some people are great multitaskers, capable of doing several things at the same time and doing them well. Just not this woman, unless she was trying to make a fool of herself AND achieve YouTube infamy. The unfortunate woman ended up soaking wet ... Read more

 

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]]>blundererrorfailfallmallpondshopping centreshopping mallShoppingCentreShoppingMalltextingtripSimon Crisp2011-01-18T13:00:00+00:00Austin Musician Has the Best RV Everhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/austin-rv-house-david-weaver/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/austin-rv-house-david-weaver/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/austin-rv-house-david-weaver/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


Austin, Texas, apparently everyone's favorite city in America, is famous for its array of street-legal art cars. But Austin musician David Weaver has done them all one better -- he has an art school bus. It's also a viable house, complete with a ... Read more

 

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]]>art carsArtCarsaustinbusbusesrecreational vehiclesRecreationalVehiclesRVDan Solomon2011-01-18T11:30:00+00:00Ketchup Robots Make Mess, Set Robot Revolution Back 50 Yearshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/ketchup-robots-make-mess-set-robot-revolution-back-50-years/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/ketchup-robots-make-mess-set-robot-revolution-back-50-years/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/18/ketchup-robots-make-mess-set-robot-revolution-back-50-years/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Humanity has accomplished plenty to be proud of: We landed on the moon, created the internal combustion engine and invented the cell phone. However, perfecting a condiment-dispensing robot has always been but a dream -- our white whale, as it were. ... Read more

 

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]]>funny robot videosFunnyRobotVideosketchup robotKetchupRobotJustin Massoud2011-01-18T09:00:00+00:00Masterclash Posits Why Asylum Is Getting the Axehttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/masterclash-posits-why-asylum-is-getting-the-axe/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/masterclash-posits-why-asylum-is-getting-the-axe/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/masterclash-posits-why-asylum-is-getting-the-axe/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Remember that movie "Conspiracy Theory," where Mel Gibson played the crazy guy with those ridiculous theories about society and the government -- and then he ended up being right? We do. And that, along with our heightened sense of distrust and ... Read more

 

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]]>asylumasylum closingemily mccombsmasterclashshut downAsylum Staff2011-01-14T15:30:00+00:00Get Your Stones Tumbled by Sexy Heidihttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/whiskey-stones/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/whiskey-stones/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/whiskey-stones/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Based on a very unscientific straw poll we took, a bunch of you out there have never heard of whiskey stones. And, no, that's not a euphemism for how badass you feel after you've had five glasses of Scotch on the rocks. Whiskey stones are apparently ... Read more

 

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]]>heiditeroforma whiskey stonesAsylum Staff2011-01-14T14:00:00+00:00