Asylum http://www.asylum.com Asylum http://www.asylum.com/media/feedlogo.gif Asylum http://www.asylum.com en-us Copyright 2012 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/Cook's Pubic Hair Breakfast Sandwich Leads to Jail Timehttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/cooks-pubic-hair-breakfast-sandwich-leads-to-jail-time/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/cooks-pubic-hair-breakfast-sandwich-leads-to-jail-time/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/21/cooks-pubic-hair-breakfast-sandwich-leads-to-jail-time/#commentsFiled under: , ,


When line cook Ryan Burke spotted in his restaurant the police officer who had once stopped him for a traffic violation, he decided to cook the cop up something really special. So the 27-year-old New Jerseyan made sure there was a not-so healthy ... Read more

 

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]]>law enforcementLawEnforcementpubic hairPubicHairRyan BurkeRyanBurkeJeremy Taylor2011-01-21T09:00:00+00:00Sentinel Island -- Inside the Home of the Last Uncontacted Peoplehttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/sentinel-island-inside-the-home-of-the-last-uncontacted-peopl/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/sentinel-island-inside-the-home-of-the-last-uncontacted-peopl/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/20/sentinel-island-inside-the-home-of-the-last-uncontacted-peopl/#commentsFiled under: , ,


You've just been chosen as a contestant for "Survivor: Andamans." But instead of immunity idols, there are red buckets. Instead of elimination challenges, there's smallpox. And instead of Parvati, Hatch and Vecepia, there are British imperialists and ... Read more

 

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]]>andamanssentinel islandSentinelIslandTed Rabinowitz2011-01-20T11:30:00+00:00WingDipper Makes Dipping Wings a Breezehttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/wingdipper-chicken-wings/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/wingdipper-chicken-wings/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/14/wingdipper-chicken-wings/#commentsFiled under: , ,


All humans deserve the following basic rights: life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and the ability to dip your chicken wings with ease. Before the WingDipper came along, the latter was considered more a privilege than a right. Thousands who ... Read more

 

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]]>Buffalo wingsBuffaloWingschicken wingsChickenWingsinventioninventionsweird inventionsWeirdInventionswingdipperWendy Rose Gould2011-01-14T11:30:00+00:00Chastity Belts for Men Solve Those Pesky Jealousy Issueshttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/11/chastity-belts-for-men/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/11/chastity-belts-for-men/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/11/chastity-belts-for-men/#commentsFiled under: , ,


While women gained the right to vote in the United States over 80 years ago, men continue earn more in the workplace and hold more leadership positions than their female counterparts. However, there is one industry where it's much better to be a ... Read more

 

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]]>chastity belts for menChastityBeltChastityBeltsForMenweird sexWeirdSexRyan McKee2011-01-11T11:30:00+00:00Great Balls of Fail -- Astronomer Misses Meteor Live on TVhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/07/great-balls-of-fail-astronomer-misses-meteor-live-on-tv/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/07/great-balls-of-fail-astronomer-misses-meteor-live-on-tv/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/07/great-balls-of-fail-astronomer-misses-meteor-live-on-tv/#commentsFiled under: ,


He was there to show the public how to spot interesting sights in the night sky -- which made it all the more embarrassing for astronomer Mark Thompson when he missed seeing a meteor on live TV. During the recent BBC series "Stargazing LIVE" ... Read more

 

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]]>astrologyastronomyBBCdara obriainDaraObriainerrorfailmeteorstargazerstargazingtelescopesAlastair Plumb2011-01-07T10:30:00+00:00Animal Fat and Water Don't Mixhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/07/houston-ship-channel-animal-fat-pictures/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/07/houston-ship-channel-animal-fat-pictures/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/07/houston-ship-channel-animal-fat-pictures/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Move over, birds-falling-from-the-sky and massive fish kills -- the latest scene of horror courtesy of the animal kingdom consists of 15,000 tons of animal fat floating in the Houston Ship Channel. In this case, what happened isn't much of a ... Read more

 

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]]>Jeremy Taylor2011-01-07T09:00:00+00:00Man Camps Out in Lions' Den for Charityhttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/05/man-camps-out-in-lions-den-to-raise-money/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/05/man-camps-out-in-lions-den-to-raise-money/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/05/man-camps-out-in-lions-den-to-raise-money/#commentsFiled under: , ,


If there were a contest for caring too much, James Jablon might win the prize. Seriously, he cares too much. Since Jan. 1, he's been living in a full-fledged lion's den with two wild African lions. His goal is to spread awareness for endangered ... Read more

 

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]]>jablonJames JablonJamesJablonLions DenLionsDenLiving with LionsLivingWithLionsraising moneyRaisingMoneyWendy Rose Gould2011-01-05T11:30:00+00:00Paranoia Alert -- No Living Thing Is Safe in Arkansashttp://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/dead-drum-fish-blackbirds-arkansas/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/dead-drum-fish-blackbirds-arkansas/http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/03/dead-drum-fish-blackbirds-arkansas/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Just before midnight on New Year's eve, up to 5,000 blackbirds fell from the Arkansas sky, their mangled corpses leaving a ghastly scene on the ground. Today we get word that 120 miles away from this mysterious massacre, approximately 100,000 drum ... Read more

 

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]]>arkansasArkansas Fish and Game CommissionArkansasFishAndGameCommissionBlackbirdDrum FishDrumFishJeremy Taylor2011-01-03T16:00:00+00:00'Superhuman' Wim Hof to Spend New Year's Eve Immersed in Icehttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/wim-hof-ice-man/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/wim-hof-ice-man/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/wim-hof-ice-man/#commentsFiled under: , ,


We met Dutchman Wim Hof earlier this year as one of the "Superhumans." Hoff's special ability is that he is able to function normally under conditions of extreme cold, a skill he will put to the test on New Year's Eve as he attempts to reclaim ... Read more

 

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]]>Extreme coldExtremeColdIce immersionice manIceImmersionIceManWim HofWimHofJeremy Taylor2010-12-30T15:00:00+00:00BeerBot Throws You Beer From Across the Roomhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/beerbot-iphone-application-throws-beer-ryan-rusnak/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/beerbot-iphone-application-throws-beer-ryan-rusnak/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/beerbot-iphone-application-throws-beer-ryan-rusnak/#commentsFiled under: , ,


In a world where many strive to come up with biggest, best and zaniest inventions, it's a rarity to find one that's truly practical. Ryan Rusnak, a Virginia Tech grad, clearly comprehends the beauty of ultra-utilitarian household appliances, ... Read more

 

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]]>beerbeer cannonbeer inventionbeerbotBeerCannonBeerInventioncool inventionsCoolInventionsinventionWendy Rose Gould2010-12-30T11:30:00+00:00Guy Punches Teenager for Not Turning Off iPhone During Plane Landinghttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/russell-miller-punches-teenager-iphone-plane/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/russell-miller-punches-teenager-iphone-plane/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/30/russell-miller-punches-teenager-iphone-plane/#commentsFiled under: ,


The airlines might not always be willing to enforce their ban on the use of electronic devices during takeoff and landing. Russell Miller, however, isn't going to let anyone get away with this violation, which can presumably muck up an aircraft's ... Read more

 

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]]>Air rageAirRageiPhoneRussell MillerRussellMillerJeremy Taylor2010-12-30T09:00:00+00:00Amazon Eve, World's Tallest Model, Wrestles Dudes for a Livinghttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/29/erika-ervin-amazon-eve-worlds-tallest-model/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/29/erika-ervin-amazon-eve-worlds-tallest-model/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/29/erika-ervin-amazon-eve-worlds-tallest-model/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Do not mess with Amazon Eve. Eve (real name: Erika Ervin, apparently), is 6-foot-freaking-9-inches tall and can kick your ass. No, we don't mean she could probably kick your ass, we mean she definitely can. Although modeling is what the California ... Read more

 

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]]>amazon eveAmazonEvecaliforniaErika ErvinErikaErvinhootersmodelsnerdstallesttelegraphtexasvideowrestlerswrestlingwtfBrian Fairbanks2010-12-29T16:00:00+00:00Dog Owner Trains His Pooch to Act Like a Parrothttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/dog-owner-trains-his-pooch-to-act-like-a-parrot/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/dog-owner-trains-his-pooch-to-act-like-a-parrot/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/23/dog-owner-trains-his-pooch-to-act-like-a-parrot/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Before you get too excited, let's make this clear: When we say "trains his pet pooch to act like a parrot," we don't mean in the talking-and-squawking way. We mean the riding-on-his-shoulders-as-he-walks way. Of course. Obviously. As you'll see ... Read more

 

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]]>dogparrotweirdAlastair Plumb2010-12-23T13:00:00+00:00Florida Man Builds Set of 'M*A*S*H' in Backyardhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/21/david-dilday-builds-mash-set-backyard/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/21/david-dilday-builds-mash-set-backyard/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/21/david-dilday-builds-mash-set-backyard/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Most people looking to gussy up their property would just stick a tacky lawn ornament in the dirt and call it a day. David Dilday, however, decorated his lawn with a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. Suck on that, garden gnomes. Combining a childhood ... Read more

 

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]]>backyarddavid dildaydavid sadlerDavidDildayDavidSadlerM.A.S.H. setM.a.s.h.SetMASHLaura Leu2010-12-21T11:00:00+00:00Swedish Airmen Go Sledding Behind a Fighter Jethttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/17/swedish-airforce-go-sledding-behind-a-fighter-jet/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/17/swedish-airforce-go-sledding-behind-a-fighter-jet/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/17/swedish-airforce-go-sledding-behind-a-fighter-jet/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


We've all seen sledders being towed behind a car and thought it looked a little dangerous, but the Swedish Air Force has upped the ante by doing the same behind a fighter jet. Not a flying one, obviously, though that would be the perfect balance ... Read more

 

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]]>air forceAirForceicejet fighterJetFighterplanesleddingsnowswedenswedish air forceSwedishAirForceAlastair Plumb2010-12-17T13:00:00+00:00Family Tech Support Guy -- 11 Takes on a New Advice Memehttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/16/family-tech-support-guy-4chan-meme/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/16/family-tech-support-guy-4chan-meme/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/16/family-tech-support-guy-4chan-meme/#commentsFiled under: ,


This recent character has been popping up on 4chan lately. He's known as Family Tech Support Guy. He's a reluctant college student who came home for Christmas only to find a host of computer-related questions from the family, all so trivial and ... Read more

 

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]]>family tech support guyFamilyTechSupportGuymemememesUrlesqueAsylum Staff2010-12-16T09:30:00+00:00Annual American Mustache Institute's 'Stache Bash Event Flourisheshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/american-mustache-institutes-stache-bash-2010/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/american-mustache-institutes-stache-bash-2010/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/american-mustache-institutes-stache-bash-2010/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Our weekly dispatch from the nation's foremost mustache expert. Last week I reported on Orlando-area firefighter Brian Sheets winning the American Mustache Institute's "Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year" honor at the most ... Read more

 

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]]>american mustache instituteAmericanMustacheInstituteBrian SheetsBrianSheetsmorgan spurlockMorganSpurlockmustachestache bashStacheBashDr. Abraham J Froman2010-12-15T14:00:00+00:00Would You Like an 'F You' With That? -- The Most Offensive Receiptshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/insulting-receipts/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/insulting-receipts/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/15/insulting-receipts/#commentsFiled under: ,


Hell hath no fury like a fast food worker scorned. Piss one off, and you not only risk eating your Big Mac with an extra dollop of loogie. In some bizarre cases, you might also be smacked with offensive comments written on your bill. Lately ... Read more

 

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]]>burger kingBurgerKingcactus jacksCactusJacksinsultslittle fuckerLittleFuckeroffensive commentsOffensiveCommentspizza hutPizzaHutreceiptsLaura Leu2010-12-15T11:30:00+00:00Snowfall Causes Minneapolis Stadium Roof to Collapse Dramaticallyhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/minneapolis-stadium-roof-collapses-under-snow/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/minneapolis-stadium-roof-collapses-under-snow/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/minneapolis-stadium-roof-collapses-under-snow/#commentsFiled under: , ,


In case you missed this awesome clip the 5 million times it ran on TV yesterday, the Metrodome's roof collapsed after 17 inches of snow arrived in Minneapolis during just one storm. The 580,000-pound, Teflon-coated, fiberglass inflatable roof ... Read more

 

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]]>blizzardCCTVMetrodomemetrodome collapsemetrodome roofMetrodomeCollapseMetrodomeRoofmidwestminneapolisminnesota vikingsMinnesotaVikingssnowAlastair Plumb2010-12-13T10:30:00+00:00Conflict Kitchen Brings the War on Terror to Our Stomachshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/conflict-kitchen-brings-the-war-on-terror-to-our-stomachs/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/conflict-kitchen-brings-the-war-on-terror-to-our-stomachs/http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/13/conflict-kitchen-brings-the-war-on-terror-to-our-stomachs/#commentsFiled under: ,


Everybody has an opinion about war. And while everybody's eager to share, not everybody's eager to listen. A new restaurant has a solution for that. Conflict Kitchen is a take-out restaurant in Pittsburgh that only serves food from countries ... Read more

 

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]]>conflict kitchenConflictKitchenislammiddle eastern foodMiddleEasternFoodmuslimsterrorismDrew Kearse2010-12-13T09:00:00+00:00