Asylum http://www.asylum.com Asylum http://www.asylum.com/media/feedlogo.gif Asylum http://www.asylum.com en-us Copyright 2010 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/Man Duped Into Discussing Penis Problem on TVhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/man-tyler-bowling-duped-into-discussing-penis-problem-on-tv-show-the-doctors/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/man-tyler-bowling-duped-into-discussing-penis-problem-on-tv-show-the-doctors/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/man-tyler-bowling-duped-into-discussing-penis-problem-on-tv-show-the-doctors/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


"The Doctors" is a syndicated talk show in which medical professionals discuss embarrassing medical issues that patients are reluctant to share with their own physicians. Oddly, the program is able to get folks with these ... Read more

 

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]]>pearly penile papulesPearlyPenilePapulesReality TVRealityTvstdThe DoctorsTheDoctorswalter BattWalterBattWilliam GroffWilliamGroffJeremy Taylor2010-03-15T16:00:00+00:00How to Live in a Treehouse, From a Guy Who Did It for Five Yearshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/corbin-dunn-how-to-live-in-a-treehouse-from-a-guy-who-did-it-for-five-years/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/corbin-dunn-how-to-live-in-a-treehouse-from-a-guy-who-did-it-for-five-years/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/corbin-dunn-how-to-live-in-a-treehouse-from-a-guy-who-did-it-for-five-years/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


Calling all tree-huggers: We have found your god. Now that Julia Butterfly Hill has given up arbor squatting, nature-lovers will be excited to hear of Corbin Dunn, a totally awesome badass who resided in a treehouse for five years and then got a ... Read more

 

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]]>buildingcorbin dunnCorbinDunndesigntreehouseBrian Fairbanks2010-03-15T15:00:00+00:00Would You Like to See This Woman Reach the 1,000-Pound Mark?http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/new-jersey-donna-simpson-shooting-for-fattest-woman-record/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/new-jersey-donna-simpson-shooting-for-fattest-woman-record/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/new-jersey-donna-simpson-shooting-for-fattest-woman-record/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Our friends at With Leather usually focus their attention on the latest in sports, as well as the sexy ladies who are somewhat related to sports. Which is why we were a bit surprised to see that today they are featuring a story on Donna Simpson, a ... Read more

 

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]]>1000 pounds1000PoundsDonna SimpsonDonnaSimpsonguiness book of world recordsGuinessBookOfWorldRecordsWorlds fattest womanWorldsFattestWomanJeremy Taylor2010-03-15T14:00:00+00:00The Meat Lovers Special -- A Cocktail for a Real Manhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/the-meat-lovers-special-bloody-mary-tantulm-jack-kerrigan/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/the-meat-lovers-special-bloody-mary-tantulm-jack-kerrigan/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/15/the-meat-lovers-special-bloody-mary-tantulm-jack-kerrigan/#commentsFiled under: , , , , ,


In the world of appletinis and peach bellinis, The Meat Lover's Bloody Mary served at Tantulm restaurant in Long Beach, Calif., seems a bit out of place. "Building cocktails for women is simple - they want light and fruity with a certain ... Read more

 

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]]>absolutpepparBloodyMarydrinkLongBeachMeatLoversSpecialmenTantalumTom Henkenius2010-03-15T09:00:00+00:00A Banana Hammock Made From Bananashttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/aussiebum-underwear-is-a-banana-hammock-made-from-bananas/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/aussiebum-underwear-is-a-banana-hammock-made-from-bananas/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/aussiebum-underwear-is-a-banana-hammock-made-from-bananas/#commentsFiled under: , ,


The brilliant and sick minds at aussieBum claim to have created what they say are sustainable underoos using fabric derived from the bark of the banana tree. (Technically, the banana tree is a plant, not a tree -- don't say you never learned anything ... Read more

 

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]]>aussiebumbanana fiberbanana hipster whiteBananaFiberBananaHipsterWhiteunderwearG. Xavier Robillard2010-03-12T16:30:00+00:00Dating Red Flag of the Week -- Misbehaving Mamahttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/dating-red-flag-of-the-week-misbehaving-mama/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/dating-red-flag-of-the-week-misbehaving-mama/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/dating-red-flag-of-the-week-misbehaving-mama/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Here's this week's most outrageous relationship red flag story from the editors of The Little Black Blog of Big Red Flags. The Story: I am an aspiring stand-up comedian in the Detroit area with a list of, shall I say, "groupies" who like to ... Read more

 

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]]>dating red flagsDatingRedFlagslittle black blog of big red flagsLittleBlackBlogOfBigRedFlagsred flagsRedFlagsAsylum Staff2010-03-12T16:00:00+00:00Dope-Fiend Monkey on the Lam Since 2008http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/loose-rhesus-monkey-tampa-bay-florida-vernon-yates/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/loose-rhesus-monkey-tampa-bay-florida-vernon-yates/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/loose-rhesus-monkey-tampa-bay-florida-vernon-yates/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


In a scenario worthy of a Magilla Gorilla cartoon, a dope-fiend monkey is on the lam in Tampa Bay and has eluded capture for more than a year, despite being spotted by hundreds of people and shot at least a dozen times with tranquilizer darts. ... Read more

 

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]]>monkeymonkey on the looseMonkeyOnTheLooserhesus monkeyRhesusMonkeytampa bay monkeyTampaBayMonkeyChip Carter2010-03-12T13:30:00+00:00DJ Hi-Tek and Die Antwoord Deliver Hilariously Awful Music Videohttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/dj-high-tech-owns-a-pc-computer-and-makes-next-level-beats/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/dj-high-tech-owns-a-pc-computer-and-makes-next-level-beats/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/dj-high-tech-owns-a-pc-computer-and-makes-next-level-beats/#commentsFiled under: , ,


We're not entirely sure what to make of South African band Die Antwoord. At first glance they look like the inbred offspring of that "Cotton-Eye Joe" band and the guy from Prodigy. According to the band's Facebook page, their interests include: ... Read more

 

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]]>Die AntwoordDieAntwoordDJ Hi-TekDjHi-tekZef SideZefSideJustin Massoud2010-03-12T12:30:00+00:00Asylum Writer Tackles the McDonald's 'Mc10:35'http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/mcdonalds-mc10-35-egg-mcmuffin-mcdouble/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/mcdonalds-mc10-35-egg-mcmuffin-mcdouble/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/mcdonalds-mc10-35-egg-mcmuffin-mcdouble/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


Rumored to be gaining a cult following, the Mc10:35 is a combination of a McDonald's Egg McMuffin and a McDouble, to be ordered simultaneously at 10:35, allegedly one of the few times you can order off both the breakfast and lunch menus. After ... Read more

 

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]]>egg mcmuffinEggMcmuffinmc10:35mcdonaldsmdcoubleChris Illuminati2010-03-12T11:30:00+00:00Korean Man Marries Pillowhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/korean-man-lee-jin-gyu-marries-body-pillow/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/korean-man-lee-jin-gyu-marries-body-pillow/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/12/korean-man-lee-jin-gyu-marries-body-pillow/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


Here in America, some people claim that a man marrying another man ruins the sanctity of marriage. We wonder how those same people would feel about Lee Jin-gyu, a Korean man who recently wed a pillow. Yes, the 28-year-old is now happily married -- ... Read more

 

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]]>animeBed Bath and BeyondBedBathAndBeyonddakimakurapillowsweddingsDrew Kearse2010-03-12T09:00:00+00:00Big Butter Jesus Has Googlers and ATI Up in Arms Over False Advertisinghttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/big-butter-jesus-monroe-ohio-disappoints-google-and-ati/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/big-butter-jesus-monroe-ohio-disappoints-google-and-ati/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/big-butter-jesus-monroe-ohio-disappoints-google-and-ati/#commentsFiled under: , ,


We can't believe it's not butter! Big Butter Jesus is a 62-foot statue of Christ that is misleadingly not made of butter. Located between two flea markets in Monroe, Ohio, the statue has been getting a lot of attention online for its sheer absurdity. ... Read more

 

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]]>8 ball jesus8BallJesusbig butter jesusBigButterJesusbutter statuejesus statuemc 62 ft. jesusquicksand jesusryan mckeeRyanMckeetouch down jesusRyan McKee2010-03-11T17:45:00+00:00NY Artist Turns Hummer Into Horse Carthttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/jeremy-dean-artist-hummer-h2-into-horse-cart/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/jeremy-dean-artist-hummer-h2-into-horse-cart/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/jeremy-dean-artist-hummer-h2-into-horse-cart/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


New York-based artist Jeremy Dean has come up with a novel approach to performing some aftermarket modifications on a Hummer H2: he cut it in half. It's all in the name of art with a message, and what better vehicle to choose than the ... Read more

 

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]]>artcentral parkCentralParkcustomizationhorse cartHorseCarthummer h2HummerH2jeremy deanJeremyDeanMichael B. Dougherty2010-03-11T17:30:00+00:00Alligator Wrestlers Battle It Out in 10-Minute Man-on-Reptile Rumbleshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/alligator-wrestling-james-holt-freestyle-competition-florida/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/alligator-wrestling-james-holt-freestyle-competition-florida/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/11/alligator-wrestling-james-holt-freestyle-competition-florida/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , ,


Wrestlers in Florida are taking part in a bizarre contest: they jump into a pool and grapple with an alligator for 10 minutes. The Freestyle Alligator Competition is said to be an attempt to turn the "tribal tradition of alligator wrestling" into ... Read more

 

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]]>alligatoralligator wrestlingAlligatorWrestlingfreestyle alligator competitionFreestyleAlligatorCompetitionjames holtJamesHoltwrestlingSimon Crisp2010-03-11T13:00:00+00:00The World's Strongest Granny, 76, Tears Books in Two, Twists Metalhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/Sakinat-Khanapiyeva-worlds-strongest-granny-76/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/Sakinat-Khanapiyeva-worlds-strongest-granny-76/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/Sakinat-Khanapiyeva-worlds-strongest-granny-76/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. At 70 years old he's one of the toughest OAPs on the planet. Though not as tough as this girl. Introducing 76-year-old Sakinat Khanapiyeva from the village of Sultan-Yangiyurt in Dagestan, Russia. This pint-size ... Read more

 

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]]>Sakinat KhanapiyevaSakinatKhanapiyevastrong old womanstrongest grannyStrongestGrannyStrongOldWomanTom Cullen2010-03-10T17:30:00+00:00Stress Changes Who Men Are Attracted Tohttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/german-scientists-find-stress-changes-mens-preference-in-women/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/german-scientists-find-stress-changes-mens-preference-in-women/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/german-scientists-find-stress-changes-mens-preference-in-women/#commentsFiled under: , , , , ,


Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddy with. When under stress, men find women who look dissimilar to them most attractive. Previous studies have shown that guys are typically attracted to ladies who look somewhat similar to ... Read more

 

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]]>AttractionAttractivenessevolutionmatingStressJeremy Taylor2010-03-10T17:00:00+00:00Jetpacks for Everyone (With $75 Grand)http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/martin-jetpack-for-everyone-with-a-hundred-grand/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/martin-jetpack-for-everyone-with-a-hundred-grand/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/martin-jetpack-for-everyone-with-a-hundred-grand/#commentsFiled under: , ,


We've spent a good chunk of our lives waiting for the arrival of personal jetpacks, which nearly every futurist since the 1950s has predicted we'd get. Here's the latest attempt at fulfilling that collective prophecy: Martin Jetpack is putting 500 ... Read more

 

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]]>jet packjetpackMartin JetpackMartinJetpackG. Xavier Robillard2010-03-10T16:30:00+00:00'Captain Pootie' Musically Pitches What Could Be the Craziest Movie Idea Everhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/ronald-vaugh-captain-pootie-musically-pitches-poot-a-rama/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/ronald-vaugh-captain-pootie-musically-pitches-poot-a-rama/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/ronald-vaugh-captain-pootie-musically-pitches-poot-a-rama/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Here's what we know: The title is "Poot-a-Rama." It will be a 3-D, science-fiction super-comedy with music. It will involve Doberman Pinschers. Can you visualize this potential blockbuster? If not, you need to get the pitch from Ronald Vaughan, the ... Read more

 

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]]>asylum sideshowAsylumSideshowcaptain pootiecaptain pootyCaptainPootieCaptainPootydobermandogdogsmovieronald vaughanRonaldVaughanScreenplayAsylum Staff2010-03-10T15:30:00+00:00Grooming and Style Tips From the Animal Kingdomhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/grooming-and-style-tips-from-freaky-animals/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/grooming-and-style-tips-from-freaky-animals/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/grooming-and-style-tips-from-freaky-animals/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , ,


Forget Clooney and all the other preening cover guys -- to really attract a mate we say why not get back to our roots and take some grooming and style tips from successful, studly animals? Here's the best personal maintenance advice we culled from ... Read more

 

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]]>animal sexanimalsAnimalSexbirdschimpanzeefunnygallerygorillamatingMooseorangutansexBrian Fairbanks2010-03-10T15:00:00+00:0011 Things You Didn't Know You Could Watch on Webcamhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/weird-webcames-watching-grass-grow-leprechaun-statue-of-liberty-roaches-snowmen-bubbles/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/weird-webcames-watching-grass-grow-leprechaun-statue-of-liberty-roaches-snowmen-bubbles/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/weird-webcames-watching-grass-grow-leprechaun-statue-of-liberty-roaches-snowmen-bubbles/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


It's a fact that everyone loves the PuppyCam, except for those few people with an abnormal hatred of puppies. (And, frankly, we don't speak to those people.) But PuppyCam isn't the only cam out there to take precious time away from your job and ... Read more

 

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]]>puppycamwebcamIan Fortey2010-03-10T13:30:00+00:00Mothman Statue Is Point Pleasant, West Virginia's Little Slice of Weirdhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/mothman-statue-point-pleasant-west-virginia-john-keller-mothman-festival/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/mothman-statue-point-pleasant-west-virginia-john-keller-mothman-festival/http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/10/mothman-statue-point-pleasant-west-virginia-john-keller-mothman-festival/#commentsFiled under: , , , ,


Standing over 12 feet tall on Main Street across from Point Pleasant, West Virginia's only post office stands a stainless steel behemoth known as Mothman. The Mothman, with its impressive wingspan and huge red eyes that glow when the sun hits ... Read more

 

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]]>creaturejohn kellerJohnKellermonstermothmanmothman propheciesMothmanPropheciesparanormalpoint pleasantPointPleasantstatuestrangeUFOwestvirginiaWVTrey Zuspan2010-03-10T09:00:00+00:00