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Women Who Love Porn: An Asylum Investigation
When you think of the women who attend adult movie conventions, you probably picture porn stars. But...
Lessons in Love from Master Comedians
Every now and then a book comes along that makes you laugh out loud so much that you question...
Today's Crush: Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel might be the hipster geek's perfect girlfriend. (Not that we consider ourselves...
Streaking for the Team, Stripping for Playboy
During a USA vs. Honduras Olympic-qualifying soccer match in March, Floridian Tiffany May's...
Study Shows Breaking Up is Easy to Do
A recent study showed that people recover emotionally from breakups in about two and a half months....
The Most Memorable Pin-Up Posters (That We Missed)
When we listed the "50 Most Memorable Pin-ups Ever," we had no idea the disservice we'd be doing to...
Asylum's Guide to Identifying a Transvestite
International soccer star Ronaldo recently had one of the more embarrassing experiences a man can...
Woman Who Loves Porn Attacks Boyfriend Who Looks Like Porn Star
You may like the idea of dating a lady who digs porn, but there can be serious repercussions,...
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Vagina China
The flatware for the breakfast of champions.
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Man Looked at 780,000 Pages of Porn at Work
And isn't fired.
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Free Viagra in Chile
Old men of Chile, rejoice!
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Black Woman
Just don't say it.
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Tweety Bird
Consider Your Tattoos Before You Exhibit Them.
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Pop Life
Supplements Every Man Should Take.
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From Awkward Signs
"In the early days of home box office I saw a large sign in front of a motel in Eastern Oklahoma "'Sin $29.95 -- Free Hobo in every room.'"
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From Drunk Man Fails to Notice Knife in his Back
"After a run-in with a Swampwater drinking contest (yuck - it's a mixed drink, don't ask) woke up to a LARGE CHINESE DRAGON TATTOO on my back.... no one seemed to know how it got there... must've been a side-effect of the Swampwater...."
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From Public School
"I had a chance to check this line out in stores(barneys)... and it blew my mind. quality, details and the fit.... pictures really didnt do justice."
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