The time has come to say goodbye. There were robots and nerdy burlesques and everything Star Wars. We gave you A Woman's Perspective and had Drinks With Writers. Olivia Munn pranked our intern. We banned Megan Fox and encouraged women to have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache. After today, we leave these beats behind and move into the future (where there are almost certainly robot hookers).

Over the past three years, a lot of commenters have told us to "take a class," get a real job, and stop having so much fun. We're proud to say we never did any of that crap.

In this, the third and by far the drunkest of the Masterclash segments, we come face to face with failure. Please enjoy, and thanks for letting us entertain you.