Asylum Debunks 10 Gross Food Myths

10. It's OK to eat boxed pizza out of the garbage.
As Jerry Seinfeld so eloquently stated, food "adjacent to refuse is refuse." But those willing to cross the line that "divides man and bum" should keep in mind that leftover pizza which wasn't refrigerated within two hours of being served is no longer safe for breakfast or a drunken snack. Of course, if you heed this advice when you're totally wasted, then you are clearly a master of self-preservation on top of being a master of your domain.
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Wednesday 28 May
By Jordan McClements
I have never heard of ANY of these 'myths'...
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Thursday 29 May
By Paulo
Well, I'll be damned. I've been scrounging the occasional pizza from the trash for years, since they often throw away whole pizzas in boxes to keep track of the number of pizzas made, even if they mess one up and can't serve it. I guess I'll keep my dumpster diving for pizza activity limited to winter months.
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