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The Ex Knife Holder

The Ex knife set is perfect for anyone with a broken heart (especially if that ex was a knife thrower). It's available in red, chrome or black, and the only surprise is that there isn't a knife slot in the groin. It also includes a 25-year warranty, which is better than that three-year relationship you're trying to get over. Includes five stainless-steel knives for $70.

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