Asylum's Guide to Identifying a Transvestite

6. Distrust Lengthy Arms

This is pretty straightforward. Men on average have longer arms than women. If a girl with arms like Patrick Ewing approaches you, don't buy her a drink. Run, and hope she doesn't immediately realize you're fleeing, because she may attempt to use her sizable wingspan to reach out and corral you like a mother osprey.

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