Asylum's Guide to Identifying a Transvestite
1. Listen to the Voice
Take a long look at the women above. The blond is being crowned Miss International Queen 2004. Believe it or not, that's a beauty pageant in which all contestants are transvestites or transgendered males. When they look like that, all you've got to go on is the pitch of the voice. It's your last line of defense, and may God help you if they sound like Barry White.
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Thursday 01 May
By miko
no excuse from now on hahaha
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Friday 02 May
By Johnny Shiznit
Oh great. I am a girl with no flexibility, long arms, and bad hygiene. Thanks, asylum. Now I will be questioned about my gender more often than normal. Great...thanks.
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Wednesday 14 May
By Parissa
I am a fully heterosexual female, but I will have to say that some of the transvestites/cross dressers in the above article and some I've seen on television (Oprah had a program on just this topic several years ago) look better than some women (including ME!). I have a homosexual acquaintence (male) ~ I know him through the church where I used to work ~ who is an entertainer and one of his characters is as a female vocalist. Let me tell ya, when 'he' appears as this voluptuous female character you would NEVER guess 'she' wasn't fully female ... he/she simply puts many women to shame (both as a vocalist ~ and in the 'looks' department!) I don't claim to understand any of this kind of 'stuff', but if I were a guy 'on-the-make', I'd be really careful picking up a female in a bar (or elsewhere) if ya don't want to 'date' a transvestite! Some of them are simply gorgeously convincing!
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Monday 19 May
By EmmaDarling
Dang! I'm a tranny desperate to cunningly seduce some het male ass into my bed, and you have to go and ruin for me?!?!?! Bitches...
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