Asylum's Guide to Identifying a Transvestite

7. Don't Be Fooled by Breasts

Though hips are difficult to fake, breasts are not, as anyone who lives in the Los Angeles area can tell you. Avoid being drawn in by their allure. Fun bags may be aptly named, but the merriment they evoke will be quickly extinguished once it's discovered that they are connected to a person with testicles.

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