Asylum's Guide to Identifying a Transvestite

3. Check the Facial Features
Not every man posing as a woman will be as obvious (or as nightmarish) as the one pictured above. Besides paying attention to the brow, remember that men often have a longer distance from their nose to their upper lip than women do. Also, men tend to have a ridge across the center of the forehead. Cosmetic surgery can alter facial features drastically, so be wary of those with swollen, non-emotive, or Michael Jackson-esque mugs.
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