Asylum's Guide to Identifying a Transvestite

9. Inspect the Brow

Above is a photo of the transvestite who made the accusations against Ronaldo. If the soccer star is guilty of anything, it's ignoring her prominent brow and straight eyebrows. In general, women have a less-pronounced brow and more curvature to their eyebrows. Ronaldo must've missed that memo.

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