Asylum's Top 10 Occupations Inaccurately Associated With Sexiness

1. Lifeguard -- Reality

Get real. Yasmine is probably somewhere boozing. When actual lifeguards think of their job, they imagine being cold, wind-burned and disgusted by America's obesity epidemic. Meanwhile, the majority of life-saving ladies are more about musculature than Pamela-esque booblature. But don't fret, you'll appreciate this when you're actually drowning.

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