Asylum's Top 10 Occupations Inaccurately Associated With Sexiness

1. Lifeguard -- Fantasy
When you and everyone else around the world thinks of lifeguards, you immediately picture the giant bosoms of "Baywatch." Of course, you've concocted an imaginary scenario where you're pulled from the surf and administered mouth-to-mouth from Yasmine Bleeth. Suddenly, she realizes she's revived more than just your pulse...
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