Hollywood Secrets for Hiding Your Flab

Keep the Pattern Simple
We all know horizontal stripes are a big no-no -- unless you're dressing as Rerun from "What's Happening" for a costume party. And definitely avoid loud prints, as "bold" pairs more readily with "big" than "beautiful." On the other hand, vertical stripes will lead the eyes up and down, rather than side to side, and solids are neutral. So remember to always opt for simple over splashy.
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