Mixed Drink Recipes for the Desperate and Resourceful

Mary Campbell (makes 2 drinks)
Here's a Bloody Mary for when you're fresh outta Clamato and a trip to the store seems impossibly ambitious. In a tall glass half-filled with ice cubes, stir together 1 can Campbell's tomato soup, 1 cup water, 2 to 3 ounces vodka (use the cheapest you've got), a few hits of tabasco (Taco Bell hot sauce packets work here, too), black pepper, celery, and horseradish if you've got it (which you probably don't).
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