Mixed Drink Recipes for the Desperate and Resourceful

Thirsty Cougar (makes 1)
Warmer than an over-nighter with your favorite MILF. In a coffee mug, stir together 1/2 can Coca Cola, 1 shot vodka and 1/2 shot cherry brandy. Microwave on high for 30 seconds; remove and taste. If it's still not toasty, microwave an additional few seconds. Float a lemon twist on top.
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Tuesday 17 June
By dazzie
Here's a simple recipe with few ingredients, but it looks good, tastes great and it's actually good for you. It's called a Palm Purple Martini, but you can trick it out however you want :4oz Purple 2oz Ketel Citron Splashes of Triple Sec and sour mix. Fill a shaker with 1/2 cup ice. Combine All ingredients; Shake and Strain into a large chilled martini glass This has been a big hit for me when I had friends over (I love to cook and entertain) and I bet anyone would like this. Oh, and Congratulations on your Big Day! (more Purple recipes: http://www.drinkpurple.com/our_product_mixology.htm Have I mentioned that I love this stuff? Lol..
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