Asylum's Guide to Identifying a Transvestite

10. Ask to See the Hands

The eyes may be the windows to the soul, but the hands provide a window, albeit obscured, to gender. In addition to looking for larger, generally more gnarled digits, be aware that most men have shorter index fingers than ring fingers. Playful punches that result in bruises, like those from the transvestite pictured above, can also be a sign of hands that are less than feminine.

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Friday 27 June

By abbie

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*sighs* i know quin, but what can you expect? i just hope that any readers of this site don't take this as seriously as the author of the article seems to...but looking at the category listings (highbrow: 32, booze: 57) i hold little hope for that.

it's also disappointingly not tongue-in-cheek. if you have to be offensive, please make it funny or at least sneak in a little joke at someone other than the intended victims; things like this just come across as tasteless and chauvinistic. of course, i'm sure that there are some men who are so insecure about their sexualities that they take this on each of their few dates as a sort of field guide--but the rest of us don't find this quite as useful.

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