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Eight Ways to Make a Raptor Even More Deadly {Asylum}
Oct 30th 2008 5:21AM This article doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of raptor-related dangers. Consider:
Vampirism: What if a raptor were bitten by a vampire? Suddenly you have a raptor who is immune to traditional attacks, with even more enhanced strength and speed, and worst of all, is immortal? Sure, they can't go out during the day, but once the sun goes down the night belongs to the raptor.
Telekenesis: One of the velociraptor's greatest strengths is its advanced intelligence. Is it such a stretch, then, to imagine them obtaining psychic powers? Not only can it stalk you through the jungle, it can attack you with the jungle itself! And it's all over once they learn to teleport...
Radioactivity: Raptor + plutonium = the most deadly element known to man. Even if you survive the initial attack, the raptor-cancer will eventually catch up to you. You can't hide from velociraptumors.
The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: No. 13 {Spinner}
Jun 26th 2007 3:17AM This song was just full of weird, seemingly pointless lyrics. "The heat was hot": as opposed to that bitter arctic heat.
"The ocean is a desert with it's life underground/and a perfect disguise above". Ok, what? Obviously a metaphor, but one of the most obscure metaphors in history. For one thing, the ocean is under WATER, not ground. Underground in the ocean is no longer ocean; it's the earth's crust. And that perfect disguise is what, air? "Disguise" indicates it's something other than it seems, which makes you wonder what America thinks air seems to be....
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