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Asylum Readers Pick NES Games Begging for a Remake {Asylum}
Apr 1st 2010 7:43PM Rock'n Roll Racing for the SNES needs a remake badly!
Dating Red Flag of the Week -- The Designer-Diamond Demon {Asylum}
Jan 22nd 2010 7:12PM Tell her this, "that's cool, if you want me to get you a $40,000 engagement ring, then I want a $40,000 2010 Shelby Mustang, it's only fair, right?" I get you something nice, in return, you get me something nice. Then we get married and live happily ever after. Whatever she agrees to spend on you, spend on her. If she says she's not getting you anything, highway her ass.
Surprise! Retail sales abysmal this holiday season {Engadget}
Dec 27th 2008 11:21AM When life gives you lemons...you cut them up and squeeze them into other people's eyes...why suffer alone? :D
PEAK PlasmaBlade electrosurgery scalpel gets FDA approval {Engadget}
Jul 25th 2008 12:42PM Screw the scalpels, bring on the lightsabers!
Analyst says Nintendo deliberately redirecting Wii Fit to Europe {Engadget}
Jun 2nd 2008 3:45PM I'm American, and I laugh at all you f@gs (whatever country you're in) that trend follow, and toss your money away on pathetic gimmicky crap like this. What, you gonna buy some Richard Simmons videos next eh? Buy some f'ing weights, work out, be a man, drink beer, get ripped, then get laid (by a non-hairy woman, yes, I'm talking to you, Eurotrash). Seems kind of funny, France would be Heiling Hitler without US involvement. Euros = buncha cowards, every single one of you.
Michael Bay responds to Paramount's abandonment of Blu-ray: "No Transformers 2 for me!" {Engadget}
Aug 21st 2007 12:55PM Michael Bay movies don't suck, Uwe Boll movies suck.
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