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Go Daddy's Bob Parsons Brushes Off Criticism Over Elephant Killing {AOL Small Business}
Apr 4th 2011 3:42PM AH, THE HERO OF THE VILLAGERS! LOL. TOO BAD THE DUMB ANIMAL PREVAILED HERE. THAT WOULD BE YOU BOB. YOU KNOW HOW YOU KEEP ELEPHANTS OUT? YOU CUT A SHEER RAVINE AROUND THE CROPS. BOB IS THERE FOR BOB TO SHOOT AN ANIMAL THE SIZE OF A DUMP TRUCK AND THEN PRETEND LIKE HE'S A MAN. ONE OF THOSE LITTLE KIDS COULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING. LOL. DUH, LOSING. HE IS THE SAME TYPE OF GUY WHO PURCHASES ANIMAL MOUNTS AND THEN TELLS PEOPLE HE "BAGGED" IT. LOSER.
Walmart Warns Consumers About Cilantro Recall {WalletPop}
Feb 13th 2011 7:09PM WELCOME TO THE LOWEST BIDDER ON THE PLANET. WE ONLY BUY NAME BRANDS FROM WAL-MART, NOTHING "FRESH".
IF WAL-MART COULD MAKE PLASTIC CILANTRO AND SELL IT THEY WOULD.
77-Year-Old Man Beats Down Armed Robber With Soft Drink {Asylum}
Oct 28th 2009 5:46AM Only COWARDS go after the ones that appear to be weak and the COWARDS usually succeed too. It's nice to hear of an exception to this rule.
Max Cleland: 'I Cried Uncontrollably for 2 1/2 Years' {Politics Daily}
Oct 6th 2009 8:00PM KARL ROVE HAS A SPECIAL GIFT OF TEARING PEOPLE DOWN THAT HE EVEN DESCRIBED ONCE. WHAT HE DOES IS IDENTIFY THE VERY THING THAT YOU USE TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF AND THEN TWIST IT AGAINST YOU. IT IS THE SKILL OF A DEMON. ROVE CAN PRACTICALLY TAKE A MOLE ON YOUR FACE AND BLOW ON IT AND TURN IT FROM A TRADEMARK INTO A CANCER THAT SPREADS UNTIL IT CONSUMES YOU. ROVE WAS THE FAT WEIRD KID THAT NEVER GOT PICKED FOR DODGE-BALL. MOST ADULTS COMPENSATE FOR THAT BY BEING OVERLY DRAMATIC IN LIFE. ROVE JUST SOUGHT VENGEANCE. HE'S THE SICKO IN A MOVIE THAT SERVES AN 8 COURSE DINNER WITH ARSENIC HIDDEN IN THE 4TH COURSE. NO ONE QUITE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED BUT THEY KNOW THAT GOOD PEOPLE ARE DIMINISHED OR DESTROYED WHENEVER THEY ENGAGE HIM. ROVE WILL EVENTUALLY BE THE FAT KID AGAIN THAT NO ONE WANTS AROUND. NOW BUSH WAS JUST A BUFFOON. ROVE AND RUMSFELD WERE COWARDS.
Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin and the Piranhas of the Press {Politics Daily}
Jul 9th 2009 12:00AM McCAIN'S FAILED PLATFORM: "I'm the only one standing between you and Al-Qaeda, but if something happens to me this stewardess can handle it."
See, McCain could have picked a Spice Girl and Republicans would have HAD TO support her and defend her no matter how dim and ditzy. The thing is McCain did. He picked Bible Spice and every Republican had to explain her away and call it gotcha media when she was asked what a VP does. Half of the country HAS NO other CHOICE in their brain. It was awesome watching some of the, granted, truly greatest minds in politics defend the intellect of a retired beauty queen/sportscaster.
John McCain's Campaign Staffers Unload on Sarah Palin {Politics Daily}
Jul 1st 2009 3:53AM McCAIN's FAILED PLATFORM: "I'M THE ONLY ONE STANDING BETWEEN YOU AND AL-QAEDA BUT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME THIS STEWARDESS CAN HANDLE IT."
Donut Holes and Other Ways to Fake an Extra Hour of Sleep {Lemondrop}
May 18th 2009 3:39PM One jalapeno pepper contains more Vitamin C than 4 oranges. Aside from that, peppers contain capsaicin which is what provides the boost. Capsaicin opens up blood vessels which carries more oxygen through your system. Cayenne peppers are popular in tropical climates because they actually have the effect of lowering your body temp. Google it. Natural remedies actuall call for a drop of cayenne pepper oil under the tongue during an impending heart attack. I don't know, I think that would kill me right then and there. LOL.
What Your Sex Fantasies Say About You {Asylum}
May 10th 2009 2:13AM THE AUTHOR DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT SEXUAL FANTASIES. THESE ARE THE BORROWED IDEAS OF SOME STRAIGHT-LACED UPTIGHT OLD WOMAN FROM THE 70'S. AND WHAT'S FOR REFRESHMENT AFTER THE WILD FANTASY? AN ICE COLD GLASS OF STRAWBERRY MILK?
Adolf Hitler Campbell Removed From Parents' Home {ParentDish}
Feb 1st 2009 3:53PM Naming him ADOLF HITLER is the ABUSE. DUH. HELLO. Why do some of these comments try point out that there is no child abuse reported? If they named him DUMB DUMBER CAMPBELL you'd see no problem with that? Come on guys, there's CUTESY names and HIPPY names and then there's ABUSIVE names.
Patriotic Bikinis -- Our Favorite Stars and Stripes {Asylum}
Jul 3rd 2008 3:44PM Shirley Ann, do you have a car payment or cable/satellite tv payment?
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