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Spanking May Lower IQ {Asylum}

Sep 29th 2009 12:48PM I was spanked, and I deserved it. Huffed stuff in Jr. High, did a LOT of drugs in my late teens and early- to mid-twenties (not advocating by any means; just sayin'). IQ's still sitting at 138, same as it ever was. When will we ever learn that, just because A coincides with B, it doesn't logically follow that A=B?

Halo 3 video with X button footage -- Is Quisnam Protero Damno! {Joystiq}

Apr 10th 2007 12:06PM IANA Latin major, but at first glance it looks like a bad translation of "WTF"...

Duke Nukem and the battle against depression {Joystiq}

Mar 12th 2007 7:01PM As a person WITH DEPRESSION, I have no problems locating and navigating by landmarks. I get fragged by the 12-year-old 'cause HE'S a depressed little geeky griefer who squats on my spawn spot. And then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side...

S.T.A.L.K.E.R finally gets a date. Of sorts. {Joystiq}

Jan 15th 2007 9:51PM Did the flash decompile thing (am I violating the DMCA?). D-day for whatever is Marh 23, 2007.

Transformers alternate reality game? {Joystiq}

Dec 22nd 2006 7:43PM I leeched the Flash files and had a look at their guts. Ain't nothin' hidden that y'all ain't found. If we're invoking South Park, can I declare shenanigans?

XBLA party in a box of one {Joystiq}

Aug 12th 2006 10:07PM Um, I'm not nit-picking or anything, but, um, if you're so alone, who's holding the camera? Sure there weren't any bad mushrooms on that pizza?

Oh, and a little tip when having Papa John's. Tell 'em to go easy on the sauce. Makes the toppings stay on better when you fold it at the crust, thereby making it easier to eat while playing.

Enchanted Arms embraces bilingualism {Joystiq}

Aug 7th 2006 8:40PM What gets me is the whole "stupid Amercians won't understand unless it's dumbed down" thing. True, I don't put much faith in the inteligence level of 99% of my fellow Americans, but they'll never get if they're never given the chance. And we are talking about a console RPG here; I'd bet money that the target audience would get (and thorougly enjoy) it if the translations were as direct as possible.

Sony to support homebrew with Linux on PS3 {Joystiq}

May 16th 2006 12:55PM Look at it this way: if it's powerful enough, port over emulators for other systems. Makes it a multi-system console! I just might be willing to pay that much for that particular possibility.

UK sales charts, April 3-8: Lara on top {Joystiq}

Apr 19th 2006 2:30PM While we didn't have to deal with the frog on this side of The Pond, I am familiar enough with it to know that THE FROG MUST DIE!