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  • Jane Black
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Rotate Your Owl {Pawnation OLD}

Aug 22nd 2011 5:48AM I agree with Nancy W. Lighten up, guys! It was obvious that the video was sped up and repeated numerous times for effect. If it had been in real time, and anyone was treating an own that harshly, the handler would have no fingers left. And the rap song was hilarious. The tragedy is, I wouldn't doubt that most of those who object to the video wouldn't think twice about seeing a cat or dog stuffed into a costume or otherwise degraded (and damaged physically).

Emma Watson Opens Up to Seventeen Magazine About Boys and 'Harry Potter' {Just So You Know}

Jul 2nd 2011 6:29AM As far as I know, you're right about the general release, but there may be some sort of 'advance' or 'limited' release so all those critics don't actually have to rub elbows with the (ugh) peasants.

'Apprentice' Celeb: Trump Is Serious About Ratings, Not the White House {PopEater}

Apr 25th 2011 12:48PM How good a businessman can you be when you can't even make a success of a casino?

Kirstie Alley Feared Becoming Next David Hasselhoff on 'Dancing With the Stars' {PopEater}

Mar 23rd 2011 5:43AM Anyone who claims that overweight people can't dance has never seen Zero Mostel on stage. I was fortunate enough to see him in 'Fiddler on the Roof', and the man was as graceful as a gazelle; he fairly skipped, and he was well into his sixties.

St. Patrick's Day 2011 Horoscopes {HuffPost Horoscopes}

Mar 17th 2011 2:38PM Real Irish don't have the temerity to refer to this day as 'St. Patty's'. That's disrespectful to both the Saint and the race.

SmackDown: Should Parents Expect Pricey Preschools to Get Their Kids into the Ivy League? {ParentDish}

Mar 17th 2011 9:05AM The 'mother' who's suing has nothing to worry about. If she's putting that much pressure on a four-year-old to make it into college, the kid will have likely killed him/herself long before the time comes.

The Original 'Winner': Gary Busey's Most Outrageous Moments {PopEater}

Mar 13th 2011 7:43AM Outrageous behavior? Check. Delusional? Check. Pathetic desire for attention? Check. Self-destructive and smugly proud about it? Check. The only difference? Gary Busey can act. Check, please.

As MMA Arrives in Ontario, Anti-MMA Voices Surface {MMA Fighting}

Mar 8th 2011 4:11AM Oh, come now. Let's not be shy. They're trying to hurt each other for the amusement of the masses. How barbaric can you get?

Report: Kristen Stewart Offered 'Snow White' Role {PopEater}

Feb 4th 2011 8:23AM Surely with all the talented and fresh young actresses out there, they wouldn't need to fasten on someone whose sole claim to fame is looking vacuous and not being able to make up her mind between two guys I wouldn't take to bed on a bribe.

Seven Insurance Policies That Aren't Worth the Money {WalletPop}

Jan 19th 2011 8:24AM It's all very well to argue about which insurance is the 'best', but what about those of us who can't afford any kind of coverage? While the rest of you are arguing about whether to buy 'Column A' or 'Column B', I'm stuck in 'Column C', that is 'none of the above'. I wouldn't care if it were term or life, all I'd like is some back surgery that won't leave me homeless, and will take place while I can still walk.