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'Heather Locklear in a Wedding Dress' Is Deeply Strange, Wonderful Tribute Song {Asylum}

Apr 13th 2010 1:35PM Just now accidentally discovered this "bonus track",LOL!!

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At the time,this was written as a "throwaway" song. I'd already
performed it on JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE later on. Back in the day,I
was a fan of MELROSE PLACE. Glad you liked it.

I of course am a writer of parody songs. I also did one about
Paula Abdul; and also The Runaways (LOL!!)

'Captain Pootie' Musically Pitches What Could Be the Craziest Movie Idea Ever {Asylum}

Mar 16th 2010 1:25PM Aha! My arch-enemy,"Carson". Your fool rantings will do you no
good...as CAPTAIN POOTY is on the warpath against people with
too much rude attitude!

I'm gonna lock YOUR jaw,LOL!! You shoud be KICK-POOTED and the
Remote-Control POOTMistress do a PUPPY LEG-HUG on you!

'Captain Pootie' Musically Pitches What Could Be the Craziest Movie Idea Ever {Asylum}

Mar 11th 2010 3:54PM Actually,my home is outer space,LOL!!

Wow...one minute of greatness.

BUT be sure to spell my character's name right....that's "Captain
POOTY", hee hee....or YOU could be Pooted....and I envision
Pooting Zoos,to train people how to Beat The Poot....

True visionary? Thanks for that. The late EDEN ABHEZ (the song
"Nature Boy") kind of also did something similar.

A long time ago,I discovered the use of a Doberman Pinscher's
pot belly...as a living drum. Just an unused reality,set to a
musical magic spell.


I will accept all bona fide business offers. My idea's copyrighted,but I don't know how to write scripts.

'Captain Pootie' Musically Pitches What Could Be the Craziest Movie Idea Ever {Asylum}

Mar 11th 2010 3:34PM I'm from outer space,actually...I'm "Isadore Ivy", too...another
one of my acting personnae....

Just now saw this. Thanks. But,it's "Captain POOTY"....spell that
Doberman name right,or you'll be Pooted...hee hee....

No more Ghost Whisperer for me {AOL TV}

Oct 23rd 2005 3:47PM I kind of agree with this reviewer. I sort of like this show, BUT it's too long sometimes...should have been a 30-minute program...and it's too "heavy" (over- ly dramatic) in spots... However, somehow, van Praagh has a way of selling this occult mumbo-jumbo...go figure...

Ghost Whisperer: Ghost, Interrupted {AOL TV}

Oct 8th 2005 7:39PM This episode was OK...but, the show moves too slowly (would be better as a half-hour) and it's too dramat- ic....some positive (comedy) elements would lighten the show up...JLH is this show's saving grace... Nonetheless, GW scored #1 AGAIN for the THIRD TIME ...go figure!

Ghost Whisperer: The Crossing {AOL TV}

Oct 1st 2005 7:18PM I kind of agree with the reviewer...GHOST WHISPERER might be do-able as a 30-minute show...because one hour kind of drags on too much...taxing some viewers' patience... Of course, I wrote a parody song about JLH; I'm in the movie MAYOR OF THE SUNSET STRIP...and I think she's doing the best she can...

Well, here's one episode of Ghost Whisperer you don't have to watch {AOL TV}

Aug 24th 2005 7:28PM That's what I was afraid of: "Hey---there goes that silly actress who TALKS TO DEAD PEOPLE!" [groan]... JLH deserves better than this...As I said at another site, if Ms. Hewitt were involved in a story about a REAL Dutch psychic [i.e., the late Peter Hurkos-- see peterhurkos.com--he was verified by scientists] then the series would be more like "Medium"...based on real life---not some occult mumbo-jumbo...

A toast to Toast of the Town {AOL TV}

Jun 20th 2005 7:23PM Among Ed Sullivan's guests was an all-female band from Korea called The Kim Sisters, who appeared a record 21 times from about 1959-69. Those shows have never been seen since.

Jennifer Love Hewitt has Hanes on her {AdJab}

Jun 10th 2005 1:35PM This is like deja vu: JLH was also in underwear for her 2nd cover appearance in "Rolling Stone" Magazine (LOL!)