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Sarah Palin Blasts 'Disgusting' Schwarzenegger Affair {PopEater}
May 22nd 2011 12:15AM it could be that i'm just prejudiced against Palin, but it seems every pic of her she's pulling a face to make her look as retarded as she sounds.
New Chemical Research Uncovers Why Van Gogh Paintings Are Turning Brown {Luxist}
Feb 16th 2011 9:40PM I'm with you! We should save our money for research into psychic research to counteract the group of Chinese psychics who are causing this economic stagflation as part of their plan to dominate the world.
Internet Fight: Man VS Wild's Bear Grylls VS Survivorman's Les Stroud {Urlesque}
Jan 30th 2011 1:48PM Now that gives me a great idea! Let's make a show about survivalist christians who rely on the power of the Lord! We'll call it Smite or Flight. The premise will be to drop holy men; preists, preachers, cardinals, monks, of all faiths, with nothing but the power of prayer to help them survive the wilderness. It'll be awesome. If anyone dies, it'll be because they weren't true believers.
Charlie Sheen Hospitalized, In Serious Condition {PopEater}
Jan 27th 2011 4:18PM hurry up and buy the boxed set of Two and a Half, cuz this retard isn't going to live much longer.
It's A Boy! Mike Tyson Welcomes His Eighth Child {PopEater}
Jan 26th 2011 1:37AM I hear ya! Thats all we need; more retarded psychos running around biting peoples ears off and threatening to eat their babies.
The 20 Most Frugal U.S. Cities {WalletPop}
Jan 21st 2011 8:36PM I have to agree. This might just be a list of the dumbest cities. I ALWAYS compare other brands and sizes! Sometimes the "bulk" size isn't a bargain. Also, if the coupon induces you to purchase the item when you wouldn't have normally, then you're not saving money at all.
'Toddlers & Tiaras' Mom Talks Dressing Her Child, 3, in Makeup and Cone Bras {ParentDish}
Jan 16th 2011 7:06PM @ Jerry, it is christianity's very own obsession with virginity and purity that leads the sickos to chasing after children. I promise you this; if my child were threatened or molested by one of these sick F***s they would be F***ING DEAD. End of story.
10 best company nicknames {WalletPop}
Aug 30th 2010 9:33PM we always said Targhetto.
Food Lying on the Floor (Food Lion)
Croaker (Kroger)
Gag n Bag (Bag n Save) my gf actually wasted a check when she started to fill it out as Gag n Bag.
Pizza Slut
Home Despot
Burger Dink
Hairy Peter (Harris Teeter)
Dirt cheap Tatas! Indian automaker to market $2,000 car {Autoblog}
May 24th 2006 1:45AM I'm sure this one's been said already but here it goes anyway. If they make a rag-top, they'll be called Topless Tatas. NEW SAFETY OPTION: silicone implants in dash instead of airbags!
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