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Elton John Plans Movie About Himself {AOL Music Blog}

Jan 29th 2011 2:54PM Yeah, he sure ain't no Brad Pit, that's for sure. And he certainly ain't a Britney Spears or Jonas brother. (I hear you guys...I, too, hate all them queers that got talent.) The overly talented British singer/song-writer/musician makes American white trash look even more white.

Passengers Stage Protest on Ryanair Flight {AOL Travel News}

Nov 18th 2010 12:53AM It's funny reading these comments. Coming from people who live in a
country where 70% of its jobs are related to Wal-Mart and Wal-Mart
wages, basically your 'voice' is that everyone should be slaves to the
system. Accept the fact that the airline executives, CEOs, Bankers
and the wealthy can live without regard to our lives and we should
happily just do what we are told. USA = the country of proud sheep
(And of course it is the country MADE IN CHINA). Rah! Rah! USA! USA!
Now, considering Lady Liberty was given to the USA by France, and
seeing how little value you place on your own lives, I think you
Americans should, as a symbolic gesture, return the Statue of Liberty
to its maker. I think there are some statues of Stalin lying around
in the old Eastern Block countries that might be more appropriate for
your sentiments and your intellectual capacities.

Walmart plays around with pricing {WalletPop}

Jul 10th 2010 3:19AM Soda is a staple? Yuck! I get shivers just imagining what you call dinner.

Gene Simmons Faces Sexual Harassment Suit but Assault Charges Dropped {Spinner}

May 30th 2010 8:22AM Man, that was a bad ass post! Kudos to you for nailing the condition right on the head!

Best Next Beer -- Which Microbrew Should Take Over the Nation? {Asylum}

May 21st 2010 2:03AM I'm glad I live in Germany where 'Beer' is protected by laws from
being created and sold under such convoluted nonsense (and great beer here doesn't cost a gazillion dollars a case, either!). I wonder what people would think if you grilled a steak and then called it the latest, greatest fish recipe to come into existence...Hail to the chef for such ingenuity!
"I jist got a bottle of Nadler's Dodad Hiddly Squawrez Double Berry Juicer Beer"
I always have to laugh at America's attempt at creating a meaningful identity...Like great American coffee is decided by how much foam (non-fat, 1%, 2%, whole or cream!) one should get in their paper cup...but it sure makes me feel like I'm above the mediocrity of it all. Yikes, give it up already!

BridgePort's Stumptown Tart - Beer of the Week {Slashfood}

May 21st 2010 1:53AM I'm glad I live in Germany where 'Beer' is protected by laws from
being created and sold under such convoluted nonsense (and great beer here doesn't cost a gazillion dollars a case, either!). I wonder what people would think if you grilled a steak and then called it the latest, greatest fish recipe to come into existence...Hail to the chef for such ingenuity! And just so you know, Konrad, a Czech beer, already comes in a bottle with a girl in a scratch-off bikini. (When you find a bottle you always have to remember not to spend your last cent on it.) I always have to laugh at America's attempt at creating a meaningful identity...a great American coffee is decided by how much foam (non-fat, 1%, 2%, whole or cream!) one should get in their paper cup. Yikes, give it up already!

Principal Under Fire for Having T.I. as Guest Speaker {The Boombox}

Apr 25th 2010 3:01AM Never said the President is a felon and as for the criminal aspect? Adolf Hitler was never tried of a crime, so that makes everything Adolf Hitler did okay? If a system lets certain people act above the law, does that mean they are beyond judgment? Matter of fact, George Bush has been charged with a number of crimes in different cities throughout the USA...his time might even come in the Hague. I never said Tiger Woods was a felon, either. But what I was trying to point out, is Your inability to make ethical and moral character judgments. You mustn't have gotten your cheeseburgers yet. I have two children and neither of them are as ignorant or as misled as you people. My children have lived in many countries and speak a number of languages -from English to Chinese, German and French. Americans are a weird breed -I'm glad I left you to your silly pride and arrogance years ago. You have no clue as to right and wrong. You confuse power with morality. Go invade some other country and indiscriminately kill innocent women, children and men all in the guise of freedom and democracy and at the same time believe you are controlling historical balances in your thirst for another coke-a-cola.

Principal Under Fire for Having T.I. as Guest Speaker {The Boombox}

Apr 24th 2010 8:29PM Kudos to the principal. From the comments here, it seems that Americans really enjoy hypocrisy. Better to have a criminal as President than a felon as a guest speak? Have any of you ever read the statistics on how many Senators or Reps are felons? Tax evaders? Serial DUI offenders? Parents bringing their kids to my skate shops ten years ago would say things to me like 'If only my boy was more into that Tiger Woods -now there's a great person. Not these dirtbag skateboarders.' Role models...jeesh! Go get yourselves some cheeseburgers and make it all good again.

Landlords sued for 'ugly' kitchen remodel {WalletPop}

Mar 12th 2010 2:33AM Although I'm no expert on Persian rugs, for example, I do know the difference between a machined rug and a handmade rug....and it's not anyone's position to question whether people want to buy or rent. I do know that if I were paying 315k a month rent and one of the richest people on the Earth was my landlord and he put Ikea furniture into my home there would a lawsuit. It would be similar to someone here renting a McMansion for, let's say, 5k a month and the landlords went to Salvation army and got all the fixtures, faucets, baths, toilets, doors, beds, dressers, kitchen and washer and dryer for a bargain of $200 and put them into the home before you moved in...wow, wouldn't that be nice.

Landlords sued for 'ugly' kitchen remodel {WalletPop}

Mar 12th 2010 2:31AM Although I'm no expert on Persian rugs, for example, I do know the difference between a machined rug and a handmade rug....and it's not your position to question whether people want to buy or rent. I do know that if I were paying 315k a month rent and one of the richest people on the Earth was my landlord and he put Ikea furniture into my home there would a lawsuit. It would be similar to you renting a McMansion for, let's say, 5k a month and the landlords went to Salvation army and got all the fixtures, faucets, baths, toilets, doors, beds, dressers, kitchen and washer and dryer for a bargain of $200 and put them into the home before you moved in...wow, wouldn't that be nice.