Fight Cancer With a Mustache

Video Game Addiction Gone Too Far

ComicsAlliance: Palin as Blunder Woman

StreetLevel: Hottest American Apparel Models

Profile

  • chris
  • Member Since Feb 29th, 2008

Are you chris? If So, Login Here.

Recent Comments:

Playboy Points North for Playmate of the Year 2008 {Asylum}

May 20th 2008 12:04PM Well in one of the pics she DOES look like that chic from Wong Foo and she looka lika man.
I think it is the beehive hair. It looks like a tranny wig.

Marijuana Can Cause 'Man Boobs' (and Other Things) {Asylum}

May 18th 2008 6:03PM Wow I feel the same way. I am not getting high anymore. Maybe I will drop some weight, I could lose 10 pounds and two sizes I bet. I am not all that big. But it cant hurt. I am always hungry when I smoke, and when I am out of it, I dont eat at all. I have no appetite without pot/ Am I addicted\?>

Playboy Points North for Playmate of the Year 2008 {Asylum}

May 17th 2008 11:53AM She looks like a MAN in womens clothing. Yuck.

Florida To Ban Fake Bull Balls? Nuts To That {Asylum}

May 17th 2008 11:51AM Again, what big balls you have. Most likely it means a tiny little worm on top of big gross, floppy, stinking, saggy assed nuts. Nuts are attractive when they are tightly maintained where they should be. Big, sloppy, heavy nuts are gross.
And I am getting some. Alot.
Men who drive trucks with nuts are lacking them below. OR have a small little weiner that is his handicap.

Miss Surrey 2008 is Plus-sized and Perfect {Asylum}

May 17th 2008 11:43AM No Bev, at a size 16 you have a larger gut that she could ever have. It depends on HEIGHT dummy. Tall heavy chicks dont look heavy, short women gain one pound and it shows badly.
If you are tall and a size 16 you have a thick torso, and long legs.
If you are short and a size 16 you are three times bigger and have a huge, rolling gut.
I am in between the two. I am tall and I weight alot but I dont carry it badly. I look statuesque rather than big. I am not outwardly fat, but under my clothes my body is soft.
Again, men dont care.

Miss Surrey 2008 is Plus-sized and Perfect {Asylum}

May 17th 2008 11:33AM Well, lots of people still chewing on this. I think they are jealous that they "work out" and starve themselves to achieve a skinny frame, and then here comes a natural, real woman and they are livid that she won.
She is a normal woman. Not a too skinny waif who punishes her self to stay that way. Most people work, and have children, and a home to take care of. They dont work out at the gym because of people like these jackoffs who will only poke fun at them when they try to work out. Why would one want to work out? Why?
If you lay on a couch all day and dont move is one thing. No one I know does that. I dont, and yet I still am a size 14. So.
I am telling you one clear truth MEN DONT CARE AS LONG AS THEY HAVE A PRETTY FACE. Trust me. They dont care about a little belly or thighs. They dont care.

10 Things You Should Never Say to a Black Woman {Asylum}

May 1st 2008 9:34AM You cant say ANYTHING to black women without offending them. Just dont date them. Why would you want to? With that fried kinky, nasty hair.
White women are better. Period. Because WE are the only ones with different color eyes, eyes the color of the sky, green the color of earth, hazel the color of topaz. Hair that is all different colors, and silky. Only Oprah has white hair, and it costs millions to upkeep.

Copper Nabbed for Moo-lesting a Cow {Asylum}

May 1st 2008 9:30AM God, wouldnt he get a disease? Jesus Christ on a cracker.

Woman Who Loves Porn Attacks Boyfriend Who Looks Like Porn Star {Asylum}

May 1st 2008 9:28AM What a crazy scank. She has that look, a blank, slack jawed look to her.

Italy's Explorers Make Another Amazing Discovery: The G-Spot {Asylum}

May 1st 2008 9:25AM I have never orgasmed by penetration only. Never. It doesnt exist, or if it does it isnt at all like a clitoral orgasm. Now that is mindbendng. I just wanna go to sleep.
I think it is all bullshit. There is no gspot there is only the clit. Which I come like a firehose when a guy goes down on me.
Maybe that is why women are turning dyke so much. Men cant get it right. I dont like women, gross, but men better start eating pussy or your woman will leave you or cheat on you with a guy that will. Every single man I have been with has gone down on me.