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Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter {Asylum}

Nov 29th 2008 5:54PM Johnny Depp is the sex. I would eat the corn out of his poo. Metaphorically, that is.

World of Wifecraft: Power Up to Get Down {Asylum}

May 19th 2008 6:41PM That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!

A Video Game That Combines Beer and Peeing? 'Nuff Said {Asylum}

May 19th 2008 6:36PM I hope the tavern owners plan on having someone do a lot of scrubbing pee off the walls when drunk players try and beat their top score.

Grave-Digging Teens Turn a Skull into a Bong {Asylum}

May 12th 2008 7:39PM Um, I'm wondering what they used to patch up all the openings... and what part of the skull did they smoke out of? Just a morbid curiosity, but I'd really like to see a picture of that bong!

Masterclash: Seagal vs. Norris {Asylum}

May 2nd 2008 10:55AM Segal is totally getting owned! Chuck Norris all the way, baby!

Scientists Making Marijuana That Soothes But Doesn't Impair {Asylum}

May 1st 2008 9:52PM I think that...
Wait, what were we just talking about?

Electric Dress will Charge Cellphones and Shock Geeks {Asylum}

May 1st 2008 9:46PM I think this should be added to your worst gadgets list!

A $55,000 Champagne Cooler That's Pretty in Pink {Asylum}

May 1st 2008 9:26PM For $55,000 it should come with a magical bottle of champagne that is always full!

Sex on the Can? {Asylum}

Apr 22nd 2008 12:19PM Please tell me that no one was doing their business in the toilet at the same time they were doing it ON the toilet.

Zombies Invade MySpace {Asylum}

Apr 18th 2008 4:57PM I love cheesy zombie movies!!