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Drive Away in the Batmobile for Only $500,000 {Asylum}

May 7th 2008 4:24AM I'm not even that big of a batman fan, but I would love this car. You would want to use a ladder or something each time getting in the car.

Florida To Ban Fake Bull Balls? Nuts To That {Asylum}

Apr 29th 2008 1:31PM Come on, that's a bit harsh. I'd love to own a nice ute. Plus I think the balls things are quite funny. I've never seen them before.

Sale Time: Calvin Klein Front Pocket Wallet {Asylum}

Apr 23rd 2008 3:42AM I only wear shorts, or black pants, so either I use the pockets on the side, or when I only have one pocket, I hang my keys from my pants. Just tuck them in.

Today's Crush: Tristan Prettyman {Asylum}

Apr 19th 2008 3:01AM Thats one hell of a Prettyman!

Drunk Man Fails to Notice Knife in His Back {Asylum}

Apr 19th 2008 2:58AM My question is, what kind of Russian roulette game ends up with you're friend stabbing you in the back? I'm curious!

I haven't really had anything major happen to me. Just the usual cuts in the morning thinking, how....?

The Most Bizarre and Inventive Bongs (for Tobacco Use Only) {Asylum}

Apr 19th 2008 2:54AM I like that alien one, If I smoked weed, or actually anything at all, that'd be the pipe I'd use. Also that N64 controller is great.

Scientists Uncover the Thinnest Material in the Universe {Asylum}

Apr 19th 2008 2:47AM Ha, thats great. Do you think it'd be pretty easy to rip then?

Also if it's pretty strong, you think they would pick it up and tie it to 2 different lamp posts and see people walk into it.

Kobe Bryant Jumps Over a Speeding Car? {Asylum}

Apr 15th 2008 1:26AM Not bad, I like that second one.

Shut Up Every Cell Phone with the T-1000 Jammer {Asylum}

Apr 15th 2008 1:18AM Haha, that would be great. I live in New Zealand so should be great! Not that I can afford that, but yeah.

Trading Sex For Cash is a Basic Animal Behavior: Who Knew? {Asylum}

Apr 11th 2008 10:22PM Ditching the dollar and replacing it with sex...

But...

But...

There are some really ugly workers in some shops. I think I'll shop lift from those shops.