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Women Who Love Porn: An Asylum Investigation {Asylum}
May 24th 2008 5:03PM put a bra on, your not that sexual.
Abe Lincoln: Alive and Well? {Asylum}
May 24th 2008 5:03PM I played capture the flag, there were 2 teams, Team 1 was Adolf Hitler, Marilyn Monroe, LBJ, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, RFK, George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, Bob Marley, and Anna Nicole Smith.
Team 2 was JFK, Gerald Ford, Elvis, John Lennon, Abe Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Babe Ruth, Ike Turner,
and me.
Thomas Jefferson captured the flag, 10 times!
and our team won! Hitler cried about losing and started a fire.
Elvis slipped on the ground and cut his knee. He was taken to the hospital and died of blood loss.
Then after we played Capture the Flag, we all had lunch at Boston Market!
Adolf Hitler screamed "HOLOCAUST" 14 times loudly and everybody in the restaurant left!
After we ate lunch, Abe Lincoln said he wanted to live in the forest because he wanted to live with the animals in the forest.
Then, Abe Lincoln discovered someone who looked like him running in the forest.
It was President Bush!
What a shocker!
All in 1 day! WOW!
What lays ahead Tomorrow!
Food Bras: Delicious Decolletage {Asylum}
May 24th 2008 4:27PM yes,and I also wear marshmallow boxers
Abe Lincoln: Alive and Well? {Asylum}
May 24th 2008 4:25PM before i go live in the forest for 200 years i need a pair of sunglasses to disguise myself and for sunny days
Abe Lincoln: Alive and Well? {Asylum}
May 24th 2008 4:19PM I have Abe Lincoln living under my bed. Theres plasmas and food and soda under my bed
Teen arrested for serving her mom salt {ParentDish}
May 24th 2008 4:10PM what
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