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Blue Bombers Cheerleaders Racy Pictures Surface {Asylum}

Jul 16th 2008 3:35PM I thought all girls acted like this. Big whoop, right?

RC Cooler Brings The Beer To You {Asylum}

Jun 6th 2008 1:50PM Larry the Cable Guy might quip that this device will put a lot of girlfriends/wives out of work. I'm not sure about such blue collar comedy though - I'm collar blind. That's what she said.

Tasty Vittles: Lego Indy and Dirty Harry {Asylum}

Jun 6th 2008 1:46PM Oh no - I hope you didn't think the "screw you" was aimed at you! It was aimed at anyone who eventually will make fun of me for purchasing and enjoying this game.

Tasty Vittles: Lego Indy and Dirty Harry {Asylum}

Jun 5th 2008 4:51PM I'm getting Lego Indy. I don't care who knows it. Lego Star Wars was so good, and hilarious. I'm much older than 15. Screw you.

Wonderfully Weird and Useless Sports Merch {Asylum}

Jun 4th 2008 2:02PM Good collection. I might have included the hockey stick putter. Because, what a wonderfully outrageous idea! http://www.hockeystix.biz/hockey_stick_putter.JPG

Paul Rudd Hangs out on Your Computer Screen {Asylum}

Jun 4th 2008 1:25PM His character in Wet Hot American Summer was great. He's always pretty good, IMO. I saw him at Bleecker Bar a while back. He was hammered, fully bearded and playing darts. He's just like us!

MySpace Hottie Bianca Would Choose a Playstation {Asylum}

May 30th 2008 10:20AM My high school coaches always said to give 110%. They also said to play the percentages. This was conflicting advice. I was a math guy.

Man Bit on Penis by Deadly Snake Survives {Asylum}

May 29th 2008 2:25PM A little brown snake is no match for my anaconda.

Teen Figures out How to Break Down Plastic Bags {Asylum}

May 29th 2008 12:35PM Yeah, I have no joke for this one because it's too good. The amount of plastic in the oceans is a scary thing. Good work, kiddo! He deserves more $.

Canadian Women Send Panties to Burma for Peace {Asylum}

May 29th 2008 12:28PM Myaaaaawnmar. Am I right? Kidding! I'd be a little leery of French Canadian undies, though.