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Jun 15th 2008 11:08PM You have to recall that most of the people in this world are unattractive. I personally feel sorry for anyone who has to stare at naked bodies of random people. When I started lifeguarding I fully expected to see hot chicks in bikinis. Not so. Quite the opposite in fact, old people, fat people, and people you have to dress with your eyes to protect your sanity. They wore far too few clothes to make this new security measure a privacy issue. Were there hot girls? Yes, but they did not make up for the fact that I had to stare at ugly people for the majority of my job. My point being that while we all bought the novelty x-ray glasses, we still looked away from the attractive people, lest the glasses decided to work at the wrong moment. Feel sorry for those security people, long days of looking at ugly people naked.
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