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Man Hospitalized After Nail Clipper Circumcision {Asylum}

Jul 3rd 2009 4:36PM At least it wasn't with a chainsaw!

Gnomeowner Ordered to Censor Gnaked Garden Ornaments {Asylum}

Apr 22nd 2009 1:22PM gnome gnads...
gnome gnuts...
gnome gnude...
gnome gnaked...

Gnomeowner Ordered to Censor Gnaked Garden Ornaments {Asylum}

Apr 22nd 2009 1:20PM MMMMMMMMMMM - gnome gnipples...me so horny. I think I'll camp out across the street in a tree with binoculars.

Almost One in 10 Kids Is a Video-Game Addict {Asylum}

Apr 22nd 2009 8:12AM Hey, I'm 50, take showers at least twice a week and love my XBOX. It's my electronic woobie. I play Call of Duty and Halo whenever I'm not sleeping or delivering pizzas or inviting one of my 30-minute girlfriends over for sock puppet shows. I don't gamble, I don't drink (anything but cheap 40s), and I only smoke outdoors. I don't have an addictive trait in me.

Billy Bob Thornton Demonstrates Why People Hate Hollywood {Asylum}

Apr 10th 2009 7:17AM Billy Bob...smoke another one, Dude. What a friggin' waste! When the interviewer asked about the music, he couldn't even keep up with that! He doesn't even know how long his band's been together. Perhaps he's just too above us all to really worry about trivial concepts such as time. (I bet he's got a vial of dog poop around his neck and hidden under his shirt). what an asshole.

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Masking -- Is It Porn? {Asylum}

Apr 8th 2009 5:46PM Disturbing...absolutely. Pathetic...yes. Deserving of arrest and mental hospital commitment...Damn right, Skippy. Kinky is using a feather, perverse is using the whole damn chicken. This is in a class all by itself and that class deserves permanent summer school for life at the looney bin.

Teenager's Giant Penis Shocks Parents {Asylum}

Apr 7th 2009 8:39AM This kid is great! If one of my kids had done that, I probably would have helped him. Being the proud father that I am though, he'd have the cleanup all to himself once his mother found out.

Baseball Is Back! Are You Going to Be Watching? {Asylum}

Apr 6th 2009 2:01PM Sorry folks, I used to love the Orioles but it's gotten to the point that I can't watch them anymore without a Spanglish to English translater. And trying to figure out which one of the El Salvadoran minor league all-stars is playing for them this year is like trying to figure out female anatomy without a diagram.

I'll probably watch 3 or 4 games this year but only because (I can't find a really good "Cash in the Attic" re-run and)it looks really great in HD.

Sense of Humor Key to Bedding Women {Asylum}

Apr 3rd 2009 11:37AM I don't know about this article...my wife says SHE's the one that needs the sense of humor when we go to bed.

Shot Through the Heart and Readers Are to Blame {Asylum}

Apr 2nd 2009 1:04PM After seeing this list of celebs, you have to wonder why couldn't the survival rate be a little lower?