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  • Sheldon Padawer
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Is Target Cheaper Than Walmart? One Survey Says Yes {WalletPop}

Mar 6th 2011 8:38PM Walmart is its own victim. I have learned that the best way to shop Walmart is to get your crap and get out. The employees are about as helpful as a sticky unoccupied table in a diner.

I sho there but buy less and less as other retailers provide a bettere shopping and service experience.

Walmart is going downhill because Walmart is "better" than we are. IBM, GM, Chrysler, Ford and others have done the same.

Guess what.

Report: Tata pours $15M into project researching water as fuel {Autoblog}

Jan 4th 2011 7:11PM I'd be delighted to see an Indian car company diprove the laws of nature. I will buy a Tatas or at least befriend a girl with a pair of nice Tata's. Perhaps she can extract more energy out of me than I know I had.

As the Marijuana Debate Heats Up, an Industry Blossoms {AOL Small Business}

Nov 2nd 2010 6:17PM I watched a brief segment on a Monday night network news show in which a gentleman in a position of political authority spoke FOR legalizing all drugs. He cited making the streets safer for police and giving these criminals less reason to be desperate enough to kill.

I will support this if I might be allowed to carry a loaded machine gun along with the right to preemptively shoot anyone publically under the influence AND threatening to endanger the public.

When you are like me - meaning the kind of person who has shaken his head in angst, sorrow, sadness, disbelief, etc., etc., etc. when drugs, alcohol,sexual perversion, and violence have destroyed innocent lives, you realize that hitting a meth cooker in the head with a baseball bat or spraying a car full of gangbangers with an M16 (5.56mm Nato) or M14 (.308)is no more criminal in the eyes of God than playing with your children in the park.

I peace and quiet and respect for human life too damned much to ask for?

'TXTNG KILLS' Anti-Texting Thumb Bands Get Thumbs Up from Police {AOL Small Business}

Nov 2nd 2010 10:16AM Thumb bands? I'm assuming the guy who thought of this invented the band for the middle finger, the penis, and the tongue. Perhaps he also invented a band for the head to reduce the tendency to have lustful thoughts. I am going to try one solution. I'll put a rubber band on my gas pedal so I might drive more slowly.

Now if we can gather up all the terrorists and criminals and get a bunch of rubber bands........

Save Big: Spend Smart on Small Appliances -- Savings Experiment {WalletPop}

Nov 2nd 2010 10:12AM Give me a break. Electric can openers? Same could be said for electric windows in cars. Everything else you selected makes. We have no toaster oven or electric grill. We cook full meals daily.

Tuner wrecks customer's Ford GT, situation devolves from there {Autoblog}

Oct 21st 2010 10:19AM Driving any rear wheel drive car with a high horsepower to weight ratio can turn the throttle into a "trigger" for an inept driver. Anyone who carries a weapon for a living is supposed to be trained to control anger. This mechanic went way over the line - allowing his emotions to govern his actions.

Any tire in a given application has a tractability. In a car with such power rear tires loaded by cornering forces are easily broken loose by a power surge. Since turbochargers tend to "lag" when power is called for by the throttle, the timing becomes critical requiring the driver to have a lot more experience with throttle control than on a normally aspirated car with more intuitive throttle response.

In other words, the mechanic is an immature idiot - short on common sense.

The GT ford is a short wheelbase low polar moment design. It's balance can be much more easily upset than the typically longer wheelbase computer optimized suspension designs of today. So sad. You failed to mention how valuable these cars are. If it was in excellent condition and had a racing pedigree, it could have been worth over $500,000.

Most Ambitious Transportation Projects of the 21st Century {AOL Travel News}

Aug 27th 2010 9:13PM Perhaps the cost of these super projects should be compared with gigantic hydrofoil ferries. Imagine a ship twice the mass of an aircraft carrier with a nuclear powerplant producing ten million horsepower as it runs through fifty foot waves at 80 - 90 knots carrying a load of vacationers in their Fiats.

Of course the infrastructure problem would be easy: 500 mile superhighways on land enclosed in a linear structure of ultra high strength glass and stainless steel.

Now imagine the policy of no racial profiling at checkpoints. 15 billion people on earth starving to death. Where is Captain Pickard when we need him. Perhaps Geordi will come up with a gelatenous solution.

Great idea! Please start it after I die.

Jesse James Spotted With Kat Von D {PopEater}

Aug 17th 2010 8:56AM Jennifer Anniston is going to talk about getting pregnant? Gee - I wonder what she is going to say about how this happenned. Did she use a turkey baster, a surgical procedure, or simply drop and spread 'um in newsworthy fashion.

Well that's it for today; return tomorrow for another in the continuing saga of "Exploits of Gentalia of the Rich & Famous" when we will be discussing Pamela Anderson's sexual history with Edward R. Morrow who is dead.

Student Who Breached Airport Security for Kiss Gets Federal Fine {AOL Travel News}

Aug 16th 2010 8:01PM If there is a terrorist threat, we must cavity search all the Iowa grandmothers and wave hello to the bearded men wearing heavy jackets in 110* heat. Homeland Security is a very poor joke. I say electrocute the guy and send his girlfriend to the Iran/Iraq border; at least that makes more sense than the idiotic twits who pulled off this silly theatre of fools.

CA$H.CAMO Bentley GT from Dartz {Luxist}

Apr 9th 2010 8:31AM The Whale Penis Upholstery option sounds nice. Rabbit Goodman, now deceased, brought an old Helman's Mayonaise jar full of Bris (circumcision) clippings to my Uncle Ush, a taxidermist in Pope, Arkansas. Uncle Ush fashined a magnificent large billfold with amazing fine stitching, multiple pockets for credit cards and such, as well as the most beautiful scroll work you had ever seen.

Rabbi Goodman died in a skiing accident before the project was completed (he misjudged a wake, the tow rope snapped, and he hit a marker buoy).

I learned this story as I visited Ush October 1997 before the Pope Children's Charity Golf Tournament. I was buying some shoelaces in his store when he mentioned my cheap WalMart billfold was "decrepit". He offered me the penis foreskin billfold as a gift and I reluctantly accepted.

I have used the billfold for several years. It is lovely. But I discovered it's secret a few weeks ago after I left it on our breakfast nook table and it was stained by a spilled Orange Crush.

I got some leather soap and began rubbing the stain only to discover the billfold became more taut as I rubbed. After disposing of the paper towels, I began rubbing it with Lexol to reintroduce the leather oils. As I rubbed the bilfold began to firm up and grow - almost miraculously - until it was the size of a small briefcase.

While I appreciate the story about this Bentley, the story has a sad ending I read about in Pravda. The owner of the Bentley aand his son yogi both died in the car as they slept after a long drive between Moscow and Briekenchoy. Seems the father had upset the Russian Mafia. Supposedly a hit man had followed the two down the snowy highway, watched as the fell asleep on the side of the road, and then he rolled down his windows and inserted a CD titled "Whale Songs" in his own car's player. The men were dead within seconds.

I think use of Penis leather in any artifact comes with responsibility. My family has decided to refrain from owning any penis leather products. That is an absolute fact.