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Zach Galifianakis Interviews Conan O'Brien, Reveals His 'Tonight Show' Envy {Asylum}

Nov 17th 2009 7:42PM Jesus is this stuff awesome, i can't believe people won't comment.

Man Sues Strip Club After 'Stripper Shoe' Injury {Asylum}

Jan 25th 2009 1:33PM it happens

Meet the Parents Horror Stories: Jerry and His Upper Lip {Asylum}

Jan 21st 2009 3:09PM Alright, get ready for this. There was this girl i was seeing when i
was around 18 or 19. She wasn't half bad looking, she just had some
weird situation with her eye. So we were in her room one night and after we
finished playing "see what can fit in the "hole"" we smoked a J and i go out of
her room to get some brewshkies. I was completly naked walking in her
house when someone calls me over. It was her father sitting on the
couch in the dark. I got so freaked out and the first thing that
popped into my head was that i wasn't ever going to get those beers
alive. He tells me to take a seat and i am freakin petrified. I cover
my junk and take a seat across from him. He hands me a glass with
whiskey and a cigarette. And we started having a conversation. It was
the most awkward thing i have ever experienced. I didn't know whether
he was blind or retarded. We were talking for close to a half hour
before he asked me what i was doing with his daughter. I didn't know
how to answer him. I guess he understood i couldn't answer him so he
sent me off back into his daughters room. It was ridiculously
uncomfortable. Eventually things between me and her got serious and i
attended one of her family parties. And the father was telling
everyone about that night and the whole family was laughing asking if
i gave it to her good..............the relationship soon ended.

Would You Pay $3.7 Million for Natalie Dylan's Virginity? {Asylum}

Jan 20th 2009 2:37PM miii that girl is such a dumb pute.Not only is she selling herself off but she is being picky too. For 3.7 mill u better do some serious stuff besides just lay there and cry. She isn't even all that good.Except for those tatas, those aren't half bad. Besides i don't understand why the whole virgin ideal is worth so much. Theres going to be blood on ur poinger and shes going to cry a little bit say how much it hurts, and if its her first time how good can she possibly be? not 3.7 million dollars good.

Aussie Mayor Solicits 'Beauty-Disadvantaged' Women {Asylum}

Aug 20th 2008 11:47AM bro are you serious......u.s. could be fkn rotten.....the best girls, are from italy, portugal, spain,greece and da CANADETS!!!(canada) us girls r pretty fkn rotten and the guy doesnt think hes hot you fkn moron hes just encouraging ugly girls that they can meet some guys in tht town. use your head u americano genius

Sexy Cop Responds to Sexist Stereotypes {Asylum}

Jun 27th 2008 4:09PM mah please............women cops are all a bunch of broads who want to get back at guys. All they do is patrol and stop ppl fro the smallest things and act like total inhumane b*tchs. And as for the ass beating part, they only act like c**ts to the guys who are too polite and nice to give a women attitude but when it comes to the 300 pound skin head whos gonna be able to uphold the law?